I Dont Know What Im Doing Here Tbh. Hmm.

Sometimes my coworkers say weird things and I write them down because why wouldn’t I.

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*wathing cryptocurrency stock*

ENTP: I’m just watching my investment tank right now. But soon it’s going to tank upwards.

ENTP: That’s the title of my autobiography: Tanking Upwards

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ISTP: *willfully giving out her passwords and social security number to the whole room*

ESTJ: “What happens when someone steals your identity, you won’t know which one of us did it.”

ISTP: “Look, first of all, they’ll reimburse me. Second, if my identity is ever stolen, it was [ENTP]. I’m going to put a note in my phone that says, “it was [ENTP].”

ISTJ: “What if he hacks into your phone and erases it. And by erase it, I mean, gets your password.”

ISTP: “then I’ll just tell all my loved ones that “Hey this guy exists.”

ENTP: “You tell all your loved ones about me? Wow that’s so sweet. I’m touched.”

ISTP: “Fine, I’m putting it as a disclaimer in my will, okay.”

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ISTP: “And I’ll be drowning in clam chowder!”

ENFP: *visibly disgusted* “Drowning in chowder sounds so painful.”

ISTP: “Not if you eat it all first before you drown!”

ENTP: “Except that you can’t.”

ISTP: “...sure you can!”

ENTP: “You can drown in just 2 inches of water. And you can actually drown in just 1 centimeter of chowder.”

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INFP: “It you want to know how the project is going just watch ISTJ’s reaction. If you look at his face you’ll know if it’s going poorly or well.”

ENTP: “Oh it will never be ‘good’.”

INFP: “Yeah you’re right. If he doesn’t do anything then it’s going well.”

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INFP: “Theres all kinda of gangs and clubs and stuff, but they’re all violent and hardcore. Can’t there be a gang for guys who just wanna like, feel stuff? I want to be a part of the ‘soft boys’ gang where we just sit around and feel our emotions.”

INFJ: “I want to get the empathy symbol tattooed on my hand.”

INFP: “That can be our gang sign.”

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Reviewing app prototype and everyone notices an irrationally small checkbox:

INFJ designer: “OH my god that checkbox is sooooo cute, I want to eat it!”

ISFJ developer: “I don’t think you factually can.”

INFJ: “I don’t care! I want to pick it up with my pinky and eat it!”

ISFJ: “...is it supposed to be that tiny?”

INFJ nearly in tears: “no, but I kind of like it.”

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INTP who is awaiting the arrival of his first child: “Yeah, its going to claw its way out any day now.”

ISTP *mortified*: “Is that the phrase you use when you talk with your poor wife?!”

INTP: “I mean that’s what childbirth is, right? It’s like an alien that claws out of you and flies out.”

ESTJ with 3 kids: “Trust me, NOTHING will be flying ANYwhere.”

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INFP: "I watched Creed with my family."

ENTP: "Was it good? Do I need to have watched all the Rocky's to appreciate it?"

ENFP: "I mean you know enough about Rocky right? What do you know about Rocky?"

ENTP: "Uh something about mountains. He's a geologist."

...

ENTP: "Every morning he eats four raw rocks I think."

ENFP: "Yep that it. That's the movie right there."

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THE PEACOCK, OKAY, UGH.

Posting this because @grace-your-face made me.

So the miraculouses. Each one has a power and they each end in “tion”. Ladybug is creation. Chat is destruction. Carapace is protection. Volpina/Rena Rouge is deception. Queen Bee is subjegation.

Lastly, Papillon/Hawkmoth is transformation.

That leaves: Mayura. WHAT IS IT.

Since the other miraculouses all have powers based on the lore and symbolism of their respective animal/bugs, it stands to reason the peacock’s does as well. With the season 2 finale, it’s easy to think it’s protection, BUT, that already belongs to Carapace, and peacocks aren’t really known as protective animals.

We do, however, have several “tion” options to choose from. Distraction, for one. Peacocks are very showy and attention grabbing so this one is pretty likely.

Nathalie sent her feather to (basically) “akumatize” Hawkmoth (but “for goooood”) claiming that he needed protection. That’s all well and good but UH WHERE DID HE GO WHEN SHE SNAPPED HER FINGERS TO BRING THE FEATHER BACK??

Protection? NO. Hawkmoth needed a DISTRACTION so he could escape.

But that leads us to another question. HOW DID THE PEACOCK MIRACULOUS GET DAMAGED?

Well there’s this thing about peacock symbolism. They’re considered to be incorruptible.

Who is the one miraculous holder known to have gone corrupt? Oh right, Hawkmoth. (And we know Emilie was the peacock, because we can all agree this is obvious, k.)

It doesn’t seem completely unreasonable that Hawkmoth went down the path of corruption(even if just considering it) prior to Emilie turning into lil sleeping beauty in the basement, and it seems pretty logical that siding with him would’ve been a difficult decision for Emilie.

I mean, her options are go against her husband, this man she loves, and try to take him down, or be evil alongside him. You think there’s not a chance she wouldn’t go along with him even a little bit, even trying to save him?

I think it’s likely she would, but the peacock miraculous was damaged because of it.

Either that, or she tried to stop him and he inadvertently attacked her in some way—likely without meaning to or realizing what he was doing until too late.

We can argue the details all we want but I think Gabriel definitely played a large role in how the peacock miraculous was damaged and that is why he feels so guilty about Emilie. (Come on, homeboy said he has NOTHING TO LOSE AND HE LITERALLY STILL HAS HIS SON like are you kidding me)

Anyway. The last point to make here. EMILIE IS 100% COMING BACK. First of all it would be dumb to show us that she’s alive and not bring her back but regardless, both butterfly and peacock symbolism points to this!

Butterflies represent rebirth, transformation, resurrection—that one is obvious. Caterpillar, butterfly, easy. But the peacock also represents resurrection!

EMILIE IS COMING BACK. And I think it stands to reason Hawkmoth will play a significant role in this, BUT, I think there’s also a good chance she may not be the same person coming out of it that she was before going comatose as a cucumber.

Butterflies are known for transformation after all.

I mean just think of the plot-sibilities. What if Adrien’s mom isn’t the person he remembers? What is she doesnt know him when she comes back? Like???? There’s so many angst options here that it gotta happen it just gotta.

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ISTP *in a llama costume*: “Are alpacas the ones with the pom poms, or is that llamas? How can you tell them apart?”

ENTP: “Alpacas are tastier.”

ISTP: “So you’ve eaten both?”

ENTP: “Yeah, I went to Peru last year. They let you pick them like a lobster.

ISTP: “What? Nu-uh.”

ENTP: “Yeah. You go to a farm. I looked for the cutest one.”

ISTP: *gaping*

ENTP: “And then you tell them ‘I want this one’ and then you go inside and wait 4-6 hours and have a meal.”

ISTP: “....that’s not true.”

ENTP: “What finally tipped you off?”

ISTP *thinking hard*: “The 4-6 hours.”

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INTP: “Oh, ho microwave. She is a fickle mistress. I will never learn her ways.”

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ISTP: “Pretty much, you being a person pisses me off.”

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*discussing baby names for INTP's kid*

INTP: “I want to name her Gene”

ENFP across the room: *mishears* "like 'means of production'?"

ENTP: “Memes of production.”

*we all laugh*

INTP: “But wouldn’t meme be a nickname, so her full name would be Memetics?”

ENTP: “I think that’s an adjective for Memes. Like Memes is the noun form of Memetics.”

INTP: “I’m not naming her Memetics”

ENTP: “Why not.”

INTP: “Because I want to name her Genetics.”

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ENFP ranting about horror movies: "aliens are just so much better, you can't leave a spaceship. But I mean if you're in a haunted house just LEAVE or like just CALL THE ARMY. THE ARMY COULD TAKE DOWN JASON YOU GUYS ITS NOT EVEN A CLOSE MATCH."

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ISTP *looking at her Vitamin C powdered drink mix*: "DANG IT it has carbs. One."

ENTP: "What are you gonna do"

ISTP: ".....drink it anyway."

ENTP: "You know, carbs aren't as bad for you if you snort them."

ISTP: "Really? Cause it doesn't go in your stomach?"

ENTP: "Yeah it just goes right into your face."

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The other day our government teacher told us that Andrew Jackson was really just Miley Cyrus all along. He blurred the lines between the executive and legislative branches because its his white house, he can do what he wants.

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my friend told me today that Tom Hiddleston looked like an anorexic vampire.

in other news I lost a friend today.