Just Dandi

Physically: 30/F/Fat/Bi/Texan. Mentally: Eternally exhausted spoonie. Everything is queued so there is no telling when I'm online. I almost never tag anything unless it's OC or if someone asks me to tag something specific. So, sit back, relax, and enjoy your scrolling through the shitshow of whatever happens to catch my attention. I'll follow back if you post cool stuff, haha. Feel free to send a message as I'm not popular so I'd be happy to make friends!

[msdandi]

Y'all ever get so sexually frustrated you want to kill yourself?.. Just me, then?

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[eyebrowgod-deactivated20181204]

I found a pin of a lady getting ate out by the moon on my moms dresser

[campyvillain]

yo mama so crumb that strong ants took her away forever

[shock]

just here to say i started using this joke on middle schoolers and it completely disarms them in every situation thanks so much

[stimman4000]

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[idlnmclean]

This is an excellent example of thermal blackbody radiation. I especially love when they squeeze it the second time, and you can see it blowing out high energy radiation in the visible spectra. Somewhere between electric arcs and lightbulbs blowing out.

[happys-hall-of-horrible-things]

This sparks were radiation?!

[muffinsandmatriarchy]

follow up question: why the FUCK are they so close to that

[the-stray-liger]

visible light is radiation

[elliewilliams]

[plxnovak]

[blueboyoutside]

[twinprime]

teal and orange truly is the greatest color combo in the world. like name one better combo

[twinprime]

this is spiritually healing to me

[beans-after-midnight]

a platypus palette?

[zzoupz]

[beans-after-midnight]

PERRY THE PLATYPUS PALETTE???

[hobbesdeep]

[leapwriter]

OK but how could you cut off the last panel, this whole thing is gold

[herr-melin]

meep.

[ampervadasz]

[plounce]

[touhouweed]

rats smoked all your weed I watched it happen, encouraged them, and also partook

[pissvortex]

i don’t care if monday blew

tuesday’s gay and wednesday too

thursday i can’t even cum

it’s friday, i can fuck

[pissvortex]

everyone hates me on here

[talesfromtreatment]

Not your typical coat color in a cat

I think it's probably actually an orange kitten with a very 'sooty' cast to it.

[talesfromtreatment]

Better lighting and he looks even weirder. What even is this color, sir?

[talesfromtreatment]

... this is now stuck in my head on repeat, so it wins

[rubysapphrald]

watching a video about this cargo ship that blew up in texas in the 40’s and it’s like . i know that with a lot of incidents especially older ones like this the reason that the safety standards were so shitty was because they literally did not know that these kinds of disasters COULD happen (and in many cases these disasters are what MADE the safety standards better) but sometimes you just learn about this shit and you think. how could all these people be so stupid

[rubysapphrald]

- cargo of the ship consisted of twine (flammable) peanuts (flammable, oily) and cotton (FLAMMABLE) from houston and POST WAR AMMUNITION (OH MY GOD) FROM CUBA

- additional cargo they were picking up in texas city was LOOSE BAGS OF AMMONIUM NITRATE that the dock workers described as being ANOMALOUSLY WARM UPON BEING LOADED INTO THE SHIP ??????

- small fire breaks out in cargo hold, instead of putting it out with water that could damage the cargo the captain decides to close all the hatches to try to make the cargo hold airtight and smother the fire (stupid but you can kind of understand how they got there)

- the heat of the trapped smoke in the cargo hold instead causes the aforementioned LOOSE BAGS OF AMMONIUM NITRATE to undergo a chemical reaction and turn into nitrous oxide, massively increasing the pressure inside of the airtight hold

- one of the hatch covers fails

- mfw all the pressure in the cargo hold is released at once causing an explosion that fucking levels everything in the port within 2000 feet

- mfw the shockwave shatters windows up to a hundred miles away

- mfw on-fire twine and peanuts and fucking grenades are raining down over texas city

- mfw some of the pieces of the ship got launched into the sky faster than the speed of sound

- mfw they found the ship’s anchor inside of a ten foot wide crater over a mile and a half away

- mfw this was one of the largest and most devastating non-nuclear explosions in world history

- mfw this could have been avoided if they’d just taken the L and put the fire out with water

[astraltrickster]

also worth a mention: the SECOND boat that exploded in a very similar manner the next day which was an even more violent explosion, but less devastating because most of the port was. you know. already leveled and evacuated

someone running rescue and recovery after the FIRST boat exploded noticed that the second boat's cargo was on fire and reported it....and this just went. ignored. for several hours. until someone was like "oh shit better get this under control" and tried to move the boat to no avail and they just gave up and evacuated

next day it started raining glowing-hot metal boat chunks all over the city. AGAIN.