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my futile wish is for people to understand that "sex scenes in movies/TV don't have to serve the plot and can genuinely just be for pleasure" and "sex-repulsed people are allowed to complain about how rare it is for media made for adults like them to be something they can enjoy completely" are both true statements. unfortunately society hates both sex and people who don't like sex, so everyone gets far too defensive about any sex or lack thereof in fiction to actually have this conversation
two years into a situationship but also they have been married for 30 years
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Lmaoooo who is making these
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I literally did lmao, signed it with my face
So, Hollanov toddler fic where, for whatever reason, Irina and Ilya are at the same airport as Shane and his parents.
Irina is having a stilted conversation with one of the airport workers, maybe her tickets are wrong because they've seated her five year old away from her, I don't fly so whatever.
Anyway Ilya is bored and doesn't really understand the conversation anyway so he's looking around and notices Shane, who saw a dog and wandered away from his parent because he wanted to pet it and forgot that he should say something about the dog and wanting to pet it, something something mostly nonverbal Shane.
So Shane realizes that he can't find his parents or the doggy and starts to cry and well, no one really cares about one crying toddler when they have flights to catch, except Ilya decides that he's going to help this kid, so he goes over and gets babyShane to stop crying and tells him he'll help in his very limited English and takes his hand to take him back to Irina but they can't find her so they go on an adventure through the airport trying to find either of their parents.
Eventually Shane remembers the bording gate he and his parents were going to and they go off to find it, they get there and Ilya is helping Shane climb onto a seat but Shane won't stand on it because you're not supposed to do that, that's a bad thing and Shane's already been bad enough in his eyes today so Ilya is standing on the chair looking for two people that look like Shane because the concept of parents not looking like their kids is foreign to him.
However, they are only little and airports, adventures and new friends are exhausting, so eventually Ilya sits down in the chair and curls up with Shane and they fall asleep together sharing the same chair.
They are found by an airport worker who reports it but doesn't want to wake the children so they wait while the parents are located and brought over and while Yuna meets Irina David is taking a dozen pictures of the two on his camera.
However they do still have flights to catch and while Ilya doesn't wake up when Irina untangled him Shane does and wails the entire way to the bording gate and through most of their flight before he passes out from exhaustion.
Unfortunatly Shane asks for Ilya almost everyday for a year because he's his bestest friend and he helped him find his parents but neither David nor Yuna thought to get anything more than Irina's name, they didn't think their son would fixate on a boy he knew for a handful of hours so deeply.
Ilya also asks for Shane but well, he's no stranger to not getting things he wants so his asking doesn't last nearly as long.
Of course, David never got the pictures from that trip developed, at least not until after the Hollanov wedding, and he finds a handful of pictures of his kid with another kid (who he does eventually recognize as Ilya but not immediatly) curled up in an airport chair and thinks that looks familiar and realized that it's the same exact way Ilya and Shane curl up together on the couch or loveseat when they are over watching a movie.
And maybe there is a picture or two of Irina collecting a sleeping Ilya and of him sleeping on her shoulder before they leave.
And David wonders if maybe, just maybe they were meant to find one another.
He does, of course, use the pictures to embarass them at one of their anniverseries when Harris is asking aboit the Hollanov Timeline, David has the gleeful pleasure of saying that Ilya and Shane are both wrong as he whips the pictures out and says they were meant for each other long before Rookie season or the summer before and thus causes a breakdown in most of the team and their partners but also unlocks that memory for Ilya and Shane.
Something something, we'll make our way back to eachother no matter what, and I'll find you in every lifetime.
i do genuinely wish they had come up with a better reason for caroline's absence if they wanted me to believe she didn't just abandon the family because "looking for a solution to the merge" is insane when no one can actually force either one of them to merge??????? you could not tell them and they would not know and everything could've passed peacefully. there's no coven to be the "leader" of. if no one tells them about the merge, they literally just won't do it. there's nothing (as far as i know? didn't watch all of legacies) that implies there is some bigger force that makes them. there's nothing that implies they will both die if they don't do it. i know josie had some speculation about it being a curse but iirc, they didn't go anywhere with that. at all.
I’m Absolutly certain the were heading in the direction of the merge bei by a curse on their bloodline by the gods perhaps related to Artemis and Apollo because Gemini but they were totally heading in the direction of their being a force well forcing the merge
Season five I will avenge you
"Love/sex is what makes us human" Wrong. It's the obsession with rectangles. look around you and count the number of rectangles you see.
#looked up and thought ‘that can’t be hard’#and then my eyes widened with horror as I realized the sheer number of rectangles everywhere#I’m . I’m horrified
It's a good shape!
instead of Angel and Devil on my shoulder giving me life advice I have John “you could pour soup in my lap and I’d probably apologize to you” Mulaney and Daniel “who are you offended on behalf of?!” Sloss
NANCY DREW + BAGELS 🥯
Happy birthday @scarletslippers!
Like brother like sister 📋💖
heated rivalry twitter (57/?) he's a philanthropist 😌
so my sister's dog is named communist gun, but we call him red. right? and every once in a while when she wants him to jump on someone she goes "red scare!" and recently ive been trying to get him to jump on people when i go "mccarthyism!" but it's not working yet
oh this is absolutely the wrong blog. please ignore
i literally couldn't ignore this if i tried
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Also, because I'm in a Troy/Harris mood. I do just have to make my case that Troy is not a black cat boyfriend (though no shade to those who are black-cat-Troy truthers).
But Troy Barret is a rescued German Shepherd boyfriend. He is tough, and alert, and on guard at all times. But once he finds a loving family he is the most loyal, sweetie baby sugar pie. All he wants is belly rubs and to be told he's a good boy, he's just never had that before so he's a bit slow to warm up to it.
And if you're not part of his family, then you are an enemy and he will watch you like a hawk to make sure you're on best behaviour around his people.
Troy Barrett is a Velcro boyfriend in a way that’s very German Sheppard
Also, because I'm in a Troy/Harris mood. I do just have to make my case that Troy is not a black cat boyfriend (though no shade to those who are black-cat-Troy truthers).
But Troy Barret is a rescued German Shepherd boyfriend. He is tough, and alert, and on guard at all times. But once he finds a loving family he is the most loyal, sweetie baby sugar pie. All he wants is belly rubs and to be told he's a good boy, he's just never had that before so he's a bit slow to warm up to it.
And if you're not part of his family, then you are an enemy and he will watch you like a hawk to make sure you're on best behaviour around his people.
every time it rains i have the urge to say “well our plan to stand alone in a field with a metal rod is out” which no one ever recognizes is from phineas and ferb but usually kills anyway
making lists is so important to me like yesssss girl let's break a large concept into manageable pieces