occasionally subtle
#extradirty
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YOU ARE THE REASON
Cosmic Funnies
blake kathryn
Cosimo Galluzzi
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Monterey Bay Aquarium
Noah Kahan
Stranger Things
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
gracie abrams
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shark vs the universe
izzy's playlists!
Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
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Sweet Seals For You, Always
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@mud-log
open rp
“hmm. I have never been to an olive garden before.”
unlimited super salad.
hmm.
unlimited super salad.
god evening sir my name is benny ill be your wai*
Optimus? I thought you were dead.
benny?
…
you have to let me go, benny.
the crash was 4 years ago.
it wasn’t your fault.
Hey, you. You’re finally awake. You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there.
I’m 30 hour OSHA trained and um….
You’re not supposed to apply stickers, paint, or markings to hard hats because they might conceal damage. You are ESPECIALLY not supposed to apply large amounts. You can get away with your name and mayne a small sticker. But that many? Garfield is getting a write up.
You’re doing gods work
*slaps gatorade out of a computer nerds hands* you didn’t earn those electrolytes
That be the last thing they get to slap or see. I wish a fool would do that and hit my computer. I pay for my own gatorade and do with it how ever the hell I like!
Also electrolytes aren’t just good for big, athletic muscles. Finger muscles and eye muscles can get tired and have lactic acid build up just like any other muscle group, compounded by the fact that most people blink significantly less when staring at a screen, which forces the eyes to work even harder to maintain focus. Hand-eye coordination takes more fuel than you’d think (though a banana smoothie would probably give you more relevant nutrients than a Gatorade). Plus your brain gobbles sugar like a beast, and sugar is one of the electrolytes Gatorade restores. This is part of why you perk up for a while when eating sugary stuff; your brain suddenly has a bit of extra fuel it didn’t know what to do with.
The myth that gays and lesbians don’t get along is one perpetrated by straight people who know that if we ever bothered to unite our L G B and T infinity stones they’d fucking perish on sight like Lot’s wife into a pillar of salt
I fucking hate you…. I haven’t seen the god damn fucking movie…. Fuck all of you
Lot’s wife dies in infinity war
it’s dark
lemme help you with that @i-am-a-fish !
AAAAAAHHHHH
WHaT HaPpENeD?!?!?!
could someone please turn the light back off again im not properly dressed and im very embarrassed
Okay fish!!! We are very sorry we did not ask beforecoming in and turning on the light
thank you so much dont worry it’s ok i’ll be ready in a second
You okay now buddy?
yes thank you im ready now
me: :) *opens tumblr messages*
me: :/ *closes tumblr messages*
how can anyone even talk about anything else in goku no hero academia when there’s a guy who’s whole power is shooting tape out of his elbows
like who in their right mind would give a shit about deku or bakugon or whatever the fuck i’m trying to hear about this fucking tape dispenser guy
Random student: hey anyone have any tape?
This absolute unit: my time has come
stop reblogging this i meant to write 1347
ive irreparably fucked up this doge meme. i’m a disgrace.
The rats weren’t carrying the plague, it was the fleas on the rats.
I guess busses dont carry people since they just carry seats and the seats have people, then?
If an armed militia travels by bus and exits the bus to kill people, you don’t say those people were killed by the bus.
doge’s pet rat is fucking sick and you are arguing about busses? fucking busses?
thinking about getting some coffee for energy because i have one friend who really likes coffee and i am an impressionable young man
what kind of coffee should i get that doesnt taste like doo-doo trash?
the only coffee ive ever had was the free coffee they gave to students in the morning at my high school before school started.
why is coffee so goddamn bitter i ordered vanilla cream and said “please dont make it bitter” and it’s still so bitter it hurts me
“uwah!! cweamy vaniwwa cowffee hurty!! úw—“
if you brought shakespeare back to life and showed him the lion king i bet he’d be like “this shit fucks why didn’t anyone tell me i could use lions”
fox: *just puts lit torch in mouth*
<_<
>_>
*crosses the street*
oh everyone is so smart in the comments “you have to look a third time” *blasts you with my forearm laser*
no homo but my dick look like a dick
—– that gay shit —–> me
the notes tell a different story
FUCK!
