uh oh

im a mess and this blog is a mess. i apologise in advance.

[mudmother]

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[mudmother]

@infrarum​ @k4cxh4n​ @melod754​ @emperornune​ @fafadullsville​ @anxietyriddenteenagers​ @clockwiserabbit​ @newworkathome​ @strongwarriorbpd​ @puppylover2020​ @zoeyitsme​ @gigglingfoot1​ @kimabutch​ @love-too-much-thoughts​ @memecriticker​ @warriorsofficial​ @lexiboudreaux​ @your-friendlyneighborhood-ace​ @canadianmango​ @awkwardwinchestbatch221b​ @spiderlingkittens​ @the-only-emo-viking​ @j-u-d-e-a-s-h​ @bbwngel​ @yourgoodfriendkit​ @pensievethot​ @dragonballsuperpiccolo​ @balladofabrokebitch​ @roses-and-artificial-corpses​ @wowdeathwouldbenice​ @cognitivedissonanc3​ @ss-juice​ @sapphxic​ @s0rry-for-now​ @cookcatoreo013​ @breifly-perfect-world​ @ohlookimshittytrash​ @thecrimsonclub​ @ombreactions​ @mi-mo-moo​ @iwillstabyou37times​ @hikaruhia​ @clevercloudpoetry​ @lgbtqplus-content​ @noschitts​ @crow-baby​ @izzyserendipity​ @khriiistosarcana​ @shieldwbarnes​ @slightlyobsessed513​ @twink-full-of-glitter​ @fataldoll​ @xx-rawr-xd​ @type1emily​ @andrydxb​ @domenogoodyoulooklikeyoucould​ @tysatan-moved​ @clearlyademigod​ @xaveronx​ @browneyesandsquishythighs​ @twitoot​ @despite-the-rain​ @jackminister​ @porcelain-horse-horcelain​ @breeeeeee27​ @the-message-man​ @babyxsunny​ @khcdija​ @ugghbecky​ @easilyobsessed988​ @ferris-wheel-ablaze​ @punk-is-gay​ @eyetalics​ @honeybeebxtch​ @wayward-virgil​ @nyargthestar​ @totallynotasupersecretspy​ @itsbrytneebitch​ @magsmarklin​ @iriscapricious​ @keep-a-bucket-full-of-stars​ @alloutof-ideas​ @alishead1​ @shark-infested-septiceye​ @lovelylavenderlights​ @demi-bryir​ @whywereuborne​ @beel-ze​ @tiredpaulistana​ @amethyst-skeleton​ @lettuccinni​ @thatwastotallywickeed​ @ambronic​ @mcfrickin-muffin​ @adahairstyles​ @mizz-kraziii​ @jakeparkerr​ @medieval-bitch​ @leafeatersstuff​ @beanvtst​ @justneedtobone​ @runawaywithme97​ @90szone​ @stickygentlemenpersona​ @i-shall-not-show-mercy​ @gracestealingcastiel​ @adamus746​

[mudmother]

@infrarum​ @k4cxh4n​ @melod754​ @emperornune​ @fafadullsville​ @anxietyriddenteenagers​ @clockwiserabbit​ @newworkathome​ @strongwarriorbpd​ @puppylover2020​ @zoeyitsme​ @gigglingfoot1​ @kimabutch​ @love-too-much-thoughts​ @memecriticker​ @warriorsofficial​ @lexiboudreaux​ @your-friendlyneighborhood-ace​ @canadianmango​ @awkwardwinchestbatch221b​ @spiderlingkittens​ @the-only-emo-viking​ @j-u-d-e-a-s-h​ @bbwngel​ @yourgoodfriendkit​ @pensievethot​ @dragonballsuperpiccolo​ @balladofabrokebitch​ @roses-and-artificial-corpses​ @wowdeathwouldbenice​ @cognitivedissonanc3​ @ss-juice​ @sapphxic​ @s0rry-for-now​ @cookcatoreo013​ @breifly-perfect-world​ @ohlookimshittytrash​ @thecrimsonclub​ @ombreactions​ @mi-mo-moo​ @iwillstabyou37times​ @hikaruhia​ @clevercloudpoetry​ @lgbtqplus-content​ @noschitts​ @crow-baby​ @izzyserendipity​ @khriiistosarcana​ @shieldwbarnes​ @slightlyobsessed513​ @twink-full-of-glitter​ @fataldoll​ @xx-rawr-xd​ @type1emily​ @andrydxb​ @domenogoodyoulooklikeyoucould​ @tysatan-moved​ @clearlyademigod​ @xaveronx​ @browneyesandsquishythighs​ @twitoot​ @despite-the-rain​ @jackminister​ @porcelain-horse-horcelain​ @breeeeeee27​ @the-message-man​ @babyxsunny​ @khcdija​ @ugghbecky​ @easilyobsessed988​ @ferris-wheel-ablaze​ @punk-is-gay​ @eyetalics​ @honeybeebxtch​ @wayward-virgil​ @nyargthestar​ @totallynotasupersecretspy​ @itsbrytneebitch​ @magsmarklin​ @iriscapricious​ @keep-a-bucket-full-of-stars​ @alloutof-ideas​ @alishead1​ @shark-infested-septiceye​ @lovelylavenderlights​ @demi-bryir​ @whywereuborne​ @beel-ze​ @tiredpaulistana​ @amethyst-skeleton​ @lettuccinni​ @thatwastotallywickeed​ @ambronic​ @mcfrickin-muffin​ @adahairstyles​ @mizz-kraziii​ @jakeparkerr​ @medieval-bitch​ @leafeatersstuff​ @beanvtst​ @justneedtobone​ @runawaywithme97​ @90szone​ @stickygentlemenpersona​ @i-shall-not-show-mercy​ @gracestealingcastiel​ @adamus746​

[unclefather]

[ok-dingo]

[90smovies]

Space Jam

[khsupergeek]

…I shouldn’t be surprised that everything was a green screen….but yet I am…it’s so weird.

[jedthewolfdog]

so we moved into a new house over the weekend and while i think i’m going to like it a lot once we get everything put away and settled, we have the Most Cursed bathroom

first of all there’s a step leading into it but the door closes before it so you open it and surprise step. very easy to trip

it’s fucking carpeted. like. around the sink is not carpeted but the carpeting goes right up to and behind the toilet. what do you do if the toilet floods

there’s ... this. baby changing station i guess? weird counter

big window with no way of putting curtains on it

four places to hang towels even though there’s no shower in this bathroom

there’s also a hallway leading to this bathroom but it’s the only thing that the hallway leads to

in conclusion:

why

[jedthewolfdog]

why wants to see MURDER SHED

doesn’t seem too bad from the outside right? cute little yellow shed

SURPRISE

MURDER MURDER MURDER SHED

of course, lit by a single naked bulb

if i ever stop posting here it’s because the thing that always tries to open the door from the inside of the murder shed finally escaped and killed me

[jedthewolfdog]

this got a note and it reminded me so here’s a fun update on the house so far: 

murder shed 

the doors to the murder shed would be open every morning when i got up, no matter how early i got up, without fail. the doors are both latched and bolted. they would always open in the middle of the night. one day this just STOPPED happening and i have not been in there since. it hasn’t opened in like two weeks. we’ve had severe storms and sudden fluctuations in temperature. they have remained closed

cursed bathroom 

the door has slats in it. like you can hear through the door and look through it if youre looking at the right angle 

the toilet is not stable. like it leans if you move and jiggles. im worried one day its just going to tip over and spill all over the carpet 

the faucet handle is broken. you can turn it on fine but it just comes off if you try to turn the water off. you have to jam it back on, hold the handle into the base, and force it down 

the toilet has the slowest flush i’ve ever witnessed. every single time i think its either not going to flush or its going to back up. like flushing this toilet is a prolonged experience 

misc 

there are multiple entrances to every room but only one lightswitch in each and its never by the door it should be. my roommate’s light switch is like in the middle of the wall 

i think my ceiling fan is a ghost fan? (rotom??) like no matter what speed you have it on, even if its moving very quickly, it produces no change in air current whatsoever. you can hear the blades whooshing but absolutely cannot feel any sort of breeze no matter where you’re standing in the room 

the basement has a bathroom, with a completely non-enclosed shower (its just a showerhead on the wall in the corner) and theres no drain its just a six inch hole in the floor. like going into dirt. there’s a garden hose going down into the hole and i dont know what its for

there is a large dark stain in the middle of the carpet in one room (small person sized)

when we came to tour the house the only things in it were a broken dollhouse and several stacks of childrens books written in hebrew (there are only 5,000 jews in all of iowa (0.2% of the population) and i am one of those people) 

i will add on as i discover more cursed things about my house 

[jedthewolfdog]

so i finally worked up the chutzpah to go down and take pictures of the basement bathroom (thank you @iseedeadsneeeple for going down with me even though i walked in all the spider webs first)

i revoke the original post that said that was the most cursed bathroom. it is truly the basement bathroom that holds that title. Cursed indeed

starting you off with the easy pic because you need time to mentally prepare yourself

rest here, traveler. the journey ahead is treacherous

okay, i warned you

here’s the shower. just like. on the wall. no sort of enclosed space whatsoever

don’t worry about drainage you got this sick ass hole in the floor with the basement hose. you know, the basement hose, found in every standard basement?

the toilet, conveniently situated right next to the fuse box so you won’t be scared if the power goes out when you’re pooping!

but ALAS. what’s this?

oh yeah, it’s just that dark space under the stairs that’s right behind the toilet half wall. but don’t worry - if you’re concerned about someone watching you while you’re on the toilet, there’s some blinds you can pull down!

anyway can someone tell me WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS HOUSE

[jedthewolfdog]

UPDATE 8/22/20

so iowa had a really really bad storm - like hurricane level bad with 100+mph wind, so so so much terrible damage - and i just wanted to let yall know cursed house is FINE, none of the trees fell on us and none of the windows were broken. heck, the FENCE didnt even get damaged. like both of my neighbors have much more damage but cursed house PROTECTED ME even when i was very stupidly watching out the windows and literally saw a tree fall like three feet away from me but somehow not on my bedroom 

we also did not have power for 6 days 

and i’d just like to say, on the original subject of this post: 

I TAKE EVERYTHING BACK ABOUT THE CURSED BATHROOM. I HAVE A NEWFOUND RESPECT FOR THE CURSED BATHROOM. CURSED BATHROOM IS NEW BEST FRIEND 

i made fun of the big huge window with no curtains but you know what??? YOU KNOW WHAT???? I COULD USE THAT BATHROOM FROM MORNING TO DUSK WITHOUT A FLASHLIGHT because that big huge window lets in so much light all day!!! 

plus, that bathroom is off in the back corner of the house, down its own separate hallway. the hallway branches off the computer room WHICH WE OBVIOUSLY WERENT USING WITH NO POWER. and you know what that means? with no bathroom fans, no air conditioning noise, no tv or music, THAT BATHROOM WAS THE ONLY SENSE OF PRIVACY IN OUR VERY SMALL AND QUIET HOUSE 

plus, you know, because of the daylight i could actually see in the mirror. and its right next to the door to the backyard so i could hear if the dog was scratching to come inside 

so anyway 

[ID: shaking hands meme labeled “cursed bathroom” and “me”.] 

no one is allowed to make fun of my bathroom anymore 

[nicdevera]

Chesterton’s Bathroom Window

[homomedia]

More Lil Nas X birthday tweets

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[theprideful-deactivated20251201]

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This is an article without the extension. See that messy format, and how the actual article content only takes up a fraction of the page? It's no wonder it took me 7 hours to write that paper.

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[arkhamkjay]

would you fuck your clone: umbrella academy edition.

[thatbatman-blog]

[luckyspike]

futurama is one of those shows that lures you in by being funny and then rips your fucking heart out

[notadangirl-blog]

If you didn’t know the hand was her father, the squid thing her mother, her parents left her at an orphanage when she was a baby but in reality were looking out for her all her life

[darrenofskies]

what makes it even sadder is the reason they left her in an orphanage. they didn’t want her to know she was a mutant. they wanted her to live a normal human life so they gave her up while they live in the sewers as mutants.

[scottsumrners]

she is a cyclops

how did she NOT know she was a mutant

[platinumcracker-blog]

BITCH if u watched the show or did any research at all you’d know that she thought she was an ALIEN, which in that society was completely acceptable. Try again!!!!

[bleauberry]

Her mother used her Ph.D in Exolinguistics to forge a note in an incomprehensible alien language to make the deception seem legit, so nobody would ever question why she was the only cyclops, or suspect her of being a mutant on the surface, which was illegal.

[lesbiansitara-moved-deactivated]

I am yelling I landed on a Christian article about Florence & The Machine 

[birdschoolforbirds]

this is honestly probably the best review florence welch has ever received

[cremedelabrulee]

rb if you want to bury your head into florence’s lap and earn a badge of satanic red wings

[mrmaggio]

[snuv]

what if we held hands at the lily-pad table

[hawt-me33]

Coming into a fandom late

[baxterdamus-deactivated20130513]

Coming into a fandom early and watching it become an angry clusterfuck

[valorious]

Being in a dormant fandom that suddenly comes alive again after a new book/movie

[leatherpatches-deactivated20150]

Don’t forget about those who come in the midst of a fandom war. 

[fauxmoux]

Accuracy at its best

[street-of-mercy]

Being in a fandom and not even knowing there’s a war going on…

[my-reylo]

all of this shit…lol

[nerdsagainstfandomracism]

When You’re Not In The Fandom But You’re Nosy AF

[not-so-secret-nerd]

When you get into a fandom only to discover it’s dead

[jupiter235]

This gets better every time I see it. 

[sageblackrose95]

@fuboos-mess

[inverted-mind-inc-sideblog-deac]

Being in a dead fandom…

[illogicalarchive]

Or being in such a tiny fandom that it feels like youre the only one

[erilias]

The accuracy hurts.

[fanfic-yes-please]

Being in a fandom that had a shit ending.

[it-is-bugs]

When you’ve been fangirling long enough, you’ve experienced all of the above.

[sweetferalbaby]

Being in a fandom meant for kids.

[teaganvamp]

This just gets better..

[hamboj2]

@mi-kleos

[thatcrazysonicchick]

When you realize that joining the fandom has ruined you

[knightofbloodcancer]

Fandom hell in general

[morathavictoria]

Yes.

[marvelanimelover]

This^^^ just… ALL OF THIS.

[stop-talking-babe-deactivated20]

Being in so many fandoms that you don’t even know what’s going on

[raise-cain-archived]

THIS IS THE SKULDUGGERY FUCKING PLEASANT FANDOM IN ONE POST!!

[crochanblackbeak]

Trying to recruit people to your fandom

[kateriverameliawolfe]

Annnnnnndddd it’s back

[ishipwhatiship247]

Being in a fandom which has so many antis

[ravenhilarious]

I’ve probably reblogged this before, but that was before these great additions.

[swanqueen-author]

Being in a fandom that actually works together

[commanderunhingedmongoose]

Why is this so true? All of it.

[pillowprincesslexa]

being in a fanbase but all your mutuals suddenly turn into Kpop blogs

[hangingfire]

I always enjoy it when a good post comes around again and has been improved by the reblogs like the years for a fine wine.

[priory-of-stars]

Being in a fandom when shit goes down and everyone has different opinions

[marianagmt]

When you are in a fandom and don’t care for others people opinion…..even if they are right…(believe me, I have met several of those)

[batbyte-alghul]

Being in a fandom you never meant to join

[tirnel-sutcliff-spears]

I love this. and it’s gotten better

[mahlerlove]

Getting into a fandom just for the drama and not for the actual thing

[the-bluespirit]

Why are you doing this? It’s for your own good, darling. We both know this was never what you really wanted.

[petello993]

[coat]

Decadence

[the-dark-lords-sister]

Translation from turkish: he’s loves the wash. He’s famous around here , don’t you know him? He’s always here he loves it.

[adampvrrish]

the only person that understands me is richard siken

[adampvrrish]

[tuhgootoo-gone-deactivated20191]

maybe if i post Fat fuck ill calm down.

[tuhgootoo-gone-deactivated20191]

[justareallyboredfangirl]

did it work

[tuhgootoo-gone-deactivated20191]

yea :)