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another philosophical question that is very very related. is Chuck E Cheese a restaurant ?

absolutely not. it’s an arcade that happens to have “food”

I respectfully disagree, sir noctude, because arcades lack one thing that Chuck E. Cheese has, performers. So, you may ask, what businesses have games, food, and performers?

a casino

noctude

now this is some semantic bullshit i can get behind

googledocsdyke

talked to an offline man named tyler today who argued that tv isn't defined by interpretation the way that music or books are because "people don't have differing interpretations of, like, tony soprano"

googledocsdyke

i would like to set him loose on deangirl tumblr for 24 hours like a gerbil in a snake exhibit

bauliya

lil nas x :'(

i want to protect this kid so fucking bad

thegreenmeridian

Honestly, this is part of the fucking problem with social media. Back in the day there’d be a buffer between a person and the public, a publicist or manager or whomever. A 21 year old kid does not need to be dealing with the entire Christian Right coming at him online.

ryebreadgf

i have watched this like 20 times in a row just for the slow-motion that looks like a baroque painting of a greek myth in its gracefulness

contrapposthoe

Jdjsjsjdhdhhd???????

sandersstudies

His smile before he even hits the ground: !!!!!!

tiktoks-for-dead-pope

cipheramnesia

This is the look of almost instantaneous regret.

"I made this sacrifice for comedy and would do it again but I was not prepared for the outcome."

softypyro

His fishing.

nightcatssketchbook

I was so weirdly astonished by this video

heliophile-oxon

When you have to do your own damn enrichment.

nessa007

#sam and bucky don’t have time for this bitch #and neither do i

264571956-deactivated20210621

friendship IS romance : 1. / 2. / 3. fleabag / 4. / 5. / 6. / 7. / 8. a little life, hanya yanagihara / 9. / 10.

tedllasso

Prank wars with the Evans brothers.

actjustly-deactivated20181001

You took our peoples as slaves but aren’t taking refugees.

reverseracism

immaplatypus

listen I'm just dreading the day when they're gonna screw us over and close this site for lack of use. you already see people talking like "oh I miss Tumblr" all the time like we're not still RIGHT FREAKING HERE enjoying our fandom shenanigans in real time...like half the memes on Twitter and Insta are just reposted from here??? uh?? what is that saying???

like I KNOW that Tumblr usage has plummeted and half the blogs that follow me are probably dormant by now. I know that. but if other social media outlets aren't gonna learn a thing or two about hiding follower counts or allowing tag-based organization or ACTUALLY SHOWING POSTS IN CHRONOLOGICAL ORDER FOR ONCE, then I don't want them touching this one

immaplatypus