Everybody has ups and downs.

Zuzanna (Susan is also acceptable) 16 Poland ( if you haven't figured that out yet) I blog about everything.

[supersoniqque]

cool stuff one can find in my forest includes burning water

[shoodles-blog]

Its just a little flame girl tending to her water garden

[supersoniqque]

this is the only acceptable reaction to this post everyone else can shut up and go home

[spellcore]

skyrim loading screen tip: you can block with your weapons! me, running headfirst into battle and blocking absolutely nothing: go fuck yourself

[spellcore]

also skyrim loading screen: you can cook food that heals you more than raw ingredients! me, shoveling uncooked leeks down my throat: fascinating

[cigarettesandguitarstrings]

Also skyrim loading screen: Bears wont attack you unless you threaten them

me, getting mauled by a bear that came running from 200 yards away just to fuck my shit up: you dont say… 

[lertheblur]

funny how black mirror, a show where nothing good has ever happened to anyone, ever, can give lesbians a happy ending when literally no other show is able to do so

[mamalazzer]

The modern adventures of Han, Leia and Ben Kylo

The Solos celebrate Christmas. It’s as dysfunctional as always.

The rest of the series is here

(This was actually in my queue before Carrie passed away but I can’t post it without mentioning how much I admired and loved her ever since I was a little girl. I made a whole damn series because I adored the Star Wars characters so much, Carrie as Leia in particular. She left us far too soon. Rest in Peace :( x)

[multi-fandom-polish-blog]

me, walking into 2017 with my eyes closed: im one with the force and the force is with me im one with the force and the force is with me im one with the force and the force is with me im one with the force and the force is

[officialunitedstates]

me when I am shocked:  my flaber is gasted

[officialcapecod-deactivated2014]

[thedemonica-deactivated20191109]

it’s back in time for christmas

the incest coffee commercial 

[adulthoodisokay]

FYI

[liminal-zone]

IT IS THAT TIME OF YEAR

[taciturncynic]

Boy have I got something for you guys

(found it on YouTube)

[thatmysticbafflingwonder]

@highflyerwings

[thoughtsof-r]

idk why ppl keep saying this emoji 😬is a smile… cus every time i see it, this is what comes to mind:

[guy-debordiga-deactivated201602]

harry potter was such a fuckin jock tbh star player of sports ball hated history of magic (which would’ve been fascinating) just likes shooting his magic-gun  such a bro tbh

[assdownloader]

trust fund jock that became a cop

[kelsyisme]

who married his high school sweetheart

[tamilprongspotter]

trust fund jock who married his high school sweetheart, son of a trust fund jock who married his high school sweetheart

[erniemacmillan-deactivated20221]

#why stop at Harry lets drag the whole family

[dsdsfdgd-deactivated20150704]

the weirdest shit i have ever experienced as a swede is when around the mid 2000’s it became popular in sweden for teenage boys to wear rubber bands around their legs on top of their jeans. the more rubber bands you had and variety in colors the more alpha you became to the other teenage boys

[dsdsfdgd-deactivated20150704]

i don’t understand

[brassers-deactivated20181223]

bring this quality fashion trend back to the streets 

[hohomylad]

could it be

the return of the anglo saxons

[nerdycurvyboundandflirty]

[you-had-me-at-e-flat-major]

*whispers* malvolio

[thetrippytrip]

[thetallblacknerd]

I’m uncomfortable

[tarynel]

So fucking creepy

[alexbelvocal]

Ewwwwwwwww

[factfiend]

Fun fact: According to Greek legend there was a famous prostitute who managed to avoid a death sentence by showing the judges her boobs and arguing that it would be a crime against the Gods to destroy something so beautiful. 

Before you ask, yes there are paintings of this. And yes, they’re amazing.

Read more.

[karlosmadera-deactivated2019022]

I love history.

[bipolarbulgogi]

Role models tho.

[blackwoolncrown]

[barcoque]

The gay one

[suzie-guru]

No, but this is one of my absolute favorite bits of history! 

The courtesan named was named Phryne and she was indeed a renowned beauty, and was indeed was put on trial for a capital crime. And yes, the sum of her defense consisted of her stripping in court (helped by her lover/defendant) and asking the jury (all males) if they were prepared to destroy this. 

But this is actually a very interesting case of Values Dissonance - the capital crime she was accused of was blasphemy. In Ancient Greek society, exceptional beauty was a sign of favor from the gods, and they took the idea that beauty indicated goodness with great seriousness. They even called their nobles Kaloi k'Agathoi, “the Beautiful and the Good.” 

So by showing off her great physical beauty, Phryne was being very clever indeed, her argument essentially being “How could I possibly commit blasphemy if the gods have given me this body?“ 

God, I adore history. 

[nationalshitpostingagency]

”If these tits are legit, you must acquit.”

[yatzuaka]

source

[jimmyfury]

“It will be full of gays next”

[thebrooklyninenine]

brooklyn nine nine literally hitting homophobia in the face

[janepetras]

[fuks]

[gifsboom]

[plutosgrl]

fuckk off why is this the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever seen??