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[inconvenient-bat-bagel]

Dick: I can’t find my escrima sticks

Jason: I can’t find my helmet

Damian: I can’t find my sword

Tim: I can’t find my will to live

[cearamorran]

aren’t you all glad I’m back with some quality content?

[1x20samjohn]

i like to think dean is pretty submissive with anyone else till it’s with sam and he becomes a dominant power obsessed freak who tops and eats sam till he cries

[metztlilix-deactivated20250831]

Do you have any fanfic recs where you’re like “this is the perfect characterization of them” because my Wincest obsession is reaching new heights and I’m struggling to find fics that don’t feel like borderline AU lol thank you in advance 🫶🏼

I relate to this too much unfortunately. I do have some but it’s probably not gonna be as long as my other rec list considering yeah. It’s really really hard to find good characterizations of them.

turn the other - thecapn 

malaise-era engineering - idiotbrothers

throat meet teeth (in the morning I’ll love the mangled bits of you) - hiljainen

I feel just like we’re losing (control) - pulpyguts 

Satisfaction - rightnow2808

come and go with the springtime - passengerseatsam 

hungry and hallow - hathfrozen

Canvas - thequietwings

The End - nisaki

Easy to fool when you were in school - road-rhythm 

Let you wash all over me - twochildreninamoteldemo

Whatever it is - theproblematique 

Nothing’s gonna hurt you baby - WhoopsOk

N-V - thecapn 

The blood in your mouth - hathfrozen 

growing pains - dollylux

like a heathen clung to the homily - orphan_account

and now ones I’ve already recc’d before but deserve to be recc’d again;

Milestones - intrepidheart

deep in the algorithm of someone else - sixtysevenautomatic 

graveyard in the bone white afternoon - passengerseatsam

[1ficklesickle]

thanks for tagging me, @the-invisibility-bloke! you know i love these things 🥰

3 ships i like: let's break this down into categories non-prob: drarry, scorbus, jeverus prob: heddy, halbus, jalbus poly: dronarry, golden trio, james/lily/sev rare pairs: dreville, luther, ronsy

First ship ever: wincest, if i remember correctly!

Last song you heard: Couleurs by M83

Favourite childhood book: the giving tree and the new kid on the block poem book

Currently reading: trad pub: captive prince fanfic: things worth knowing (drarry), revenge is sweet (jeverus), let go (scorbus)

Currently watching: great british baking show, jjk, kny, and monster

Currently consuming: good ol' H2O

Currently craving: sleep, a body that doesn't have a fuck ton of food intolerances, an idea for my next flash comp fic, dessert

Pets: the loml right here 🥰

i tag @autistic-draco-malfoy, @cutestpixieyoueversaw, @goldenbi, @greenmegsnoham, @linwelinwrites, @moonflower-rose, @siobhanhazel, and anyone else who wants to!

[bringinghometherain]

You know what trope I wanna see more of? Couples who have been married forever who are estranged but still in love but estranged. You know me better than any other person on earth. I haven't seen you in three years. I never stopped loving you. If I have to spend another minute in your presence I will murder you. I'm hurt and I need you right here with me. God you're such a dumbass. You're the only one I trust to do this job. I want you out of my sight.

[aresinner]

matt would squeeze him to death

[frownyalfred]

Clark breaking his own rules about his secret identity but ONLY for the nice little old lady who works in the Daily Planet office with him. You will never find him 1) dropping things 2) acting clumsy 3) running away 4) pretending he isn’t strong with her.

He stands up straight with her and looks her in the eye, glasses and misdirection be damned. If she needs help lifting something, he’s there — and it’s never too heavy. She needs help during a full-building evacuation, suddenly she’s outside on the sidewalk and he’s checking her over to make sure she’s okay.

Everyone else sees the misdirection first, the clumsy awkward Clark Kent who aspires to be unremarkable. But this sweet little admin lady who runs payroll? She doesn’t care about the identities or the names he uses. She appreciates him being “a kind young man” and Clark will never disappoint her. He might have been born on Krypton, but he’s a Midwesterner first. If she needs help — she’s getting help.

(Clark ends up watching her meet Bruce a few years later, when he comes by for a tour of the Daily Planet, and gets to witness firsthand as his friend also drops the act with her, zero coordination needed. The woman squeezes his arm, teasing, and says something about him being “quite large.” Bruce laughs, a little pink, and says “That’s the goal.”)

[lebermer]

«You don't look like a Nathan.»

«I'm not. I'm Nathaniel.»

[powderofcats15]

Happy belated birthday to our favourite little liar

[strangerthings-haventhappened]

Ok so hear me out AFTG×Batman crossover where Neil's mom dies sooner like when he is only 13/14 and so he can't just get an identity that is 18 to help avoid questions. He needs to find somewhere that people will just kind of ignore the kid who obviously doesn't have parents and where Nathan won't look for him and he lands on Gotham.

So he creates the Neil josten id dyes his hair back and moves to Gotham. He decides his backstory is that his dad is an abusive pos who is in prison out of state, and his mom got killed in the last joker attack.

He uses his experience of being on the run to survive on the streets of crime ally surprisingly well but eventually he gets into trouble because he is Neil "better at starting fights than ending them" Josten. Luckily for Neil, Red Hood is in the area and is able to step in to protect him so he doesn't get murdered. Hood asks him about what happened and why he is out so late trying to find the best way to get this kid somewhere safe. Neil tries to bolt but doesn't know the area like Hood does so he can't get away fast enough and tells him his story about the joker.

Jason faced with a 5 foot nothing black hair blue eyed child willing to fight guys twice his size is hit with the realization that this is what it was like for bruce. By the time Neil tells him about the joker trama and abusive dad Jason is already menally signing adoption papers and preparing for how much shit his siblings are going to give him.

Unfortunately, Jason is still legally dead and Bruce will have to be the one to actually take the kid in so Jason convinces Neil to come with him to the manor. Tells him that he knows a guy who will give him somewhere safe to stay and make sure that he doesn't have to worry about his dad hurting him anymore. Neil is like yeah sure thinking he can always just run from wherever hood is taking him because he knows hood doesn't hurt kids and wouldn't take him somewhere dangerous.

So Neil is adopted by the Wayne's and they don't know about the whole butcher thing but they know that this kid is keeping secrets about something. Neil doesn't know that the Wayne's are the bats but he knows they keeping secrets about something. After like a month of them investigating each other Neil learns about them being vigilantes and finally explains his past since by this point he trusts them to be both willing and able to protect him. Babs erase any mention of Nathaniel wesninski she can find and solidifies Neil josten as a Gotham native.

He spends the next few years playing exy and getting Bat training but doesn't become a vigilante himself. By the time he graduates high-school he is good enough at exy that he should have his choice of class 1 teams to play for but nobody recruits from Gotham. Nobody is that desperate, not until the new freshman striker for the smallest NCAA team tries to commit suicide and drops out and suddenly they are needing to look at players that nobody else will touch. So Neil josten-wayne signs on to play for the palmetto state foxes and ends having to confront his past that he thought he'd left behind him.

[toramirr]

Purring

[bee-doodle]

Sorry I’ve been silent, I was reading these stupid ass books

[demonicsuffrage]

Tim, abruptly standing up in shock: Wait, I just realised that Damian will graduate highschool in 2032

Damian, rasing a brow: Yes, ofcourse? As I am currently in fourth grad-

Jason, spitting out water: What the fuck? 2032?

Steph, pointing accusingly: That's not a real graduation year you made that up!

Dick: I think I just threw up in my mouth a little

Duke, with his head in his hands: Does anyone else feel both their feet in the grave? I graduated this year!

Dick: Feet? More like my entire body, I finished high school years ago!

Cass: Guys I think Bruce is crying

[kevindavidday]

same picture

[profoundathletecowboybanana]

Nightwing, to his siblings: guyssss killing is like seriously bad :( say no to murder!! We’re vigilantes, not executioners!!

Bruce, vividly remembering the countless times he has had to physically restrain Dick from committing homicide, squinting at him suspiciously: hmmm

[nothatsmi]

The raven king, chapter ten

"How interesting," they say.

(and they say it a lot)

(i'm not kidding. the entirety of the first two books is just both of them saying how interesting the other is. it's suffocating.)

Another medicated Andrew! And black haired Neil!

The two first books hold such bangers, and clearly not enough people ramble about them. I'm a sucker for the relationship they have afterwards obviously, but even before that they're hilarious. Many underrated scenes that could be worth drawing.

Also I underestimated how Neil dress and presents himself - like: he wears oversized, worn out and faded, preferably light-colored clothes; messy curlyish hair with bangs; sports hoodies; JORTS-

... He's got a banger style actually.