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AFTG x Batman master list
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For Fatherās Day Bruce gets to hold his son for the first time in years š«¶
kevin day shouldāve been an ancient greek tragic heroine and instead he got stuck in a self published 2010s contemporary sports/crime thriller⦠and he didnāt even get put on the woke team so he doesnāt know about estrogen or bisexuality
@bluedemiurge you and op are cooking.
Headcanon that whenever Andrew starts reading a murder mystery, he and Neil have developed this weird little ritual where Andrew tells him about the plot, briefly going over the facts and details of the murder and Neil immediately picks a random character and decides that's the killer.
Not the most suspicious character. Not the one that makes sense. Just some guy.
And then he commits.
It doesn't matter how much evidence points elsewhere as the story progresses. Neil will spend the entire book inventing increasingly ridiculous theories to explain why his suspect is still guilty. Every new clue gets twisted into supporting his argument somehow. Contradictory evidence? Clearly part of the cover-up. Alibi? Fabricated. Confession from someone else? Obvious misdirection.
Andrew rarely engages with any of it, often ignoring Neil's take altogether, but he continues updating him on the case anyway, so Neil hasn't stopped.
There's also cero context when they talk about it so it leads to situations like this:
Andrew, entering the room: the old lady from the bakery is dead.
Kevin: what? who?
Neil, gasps: she faked her own death, she's smarter than I thought.
Kevin: wha-
Andrew: recognisable body, she is dead.
Neil: she killed herself then.
Kevin: you know what, I don't even wanna know.
Andrew: stabbing herself herself 27 times?
Neil, shrugs: to each their own.
Kevin: ahhh, the fucking book, ok
Andrew: there was another murder after hers.
Neil: Oh, that makes sense. The corpse they found was her secret twin's. Perfect alibi.
((Hi, sorry, super tiny edit because this felt like it needed a bit more context about why Neil gets the murder wrong in my head. So sorry. You can carry on now. Have a good day!))
neil VS the countdown in tkm
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James Gunnās biggest strength is taking the most obscure and bizarre characters and making an audience fall in love with them. He literally brings out the worst in them, shows us why theyāre the way they are and then rehabilitates them for the viewers by focusing solely on their life. Itās so unique.
I was wondering how heād apply this method to someone as colossal and well know as Superman but heās managed to use the same technique, making a character thatās too big and grandiose for an audience to relate to⦠relatable. And he did this without losing his āsuperā side. He just honed into his humanity, especially while he was in āsuperā mode.
The first gem of this working? The fucking intro. I sat up straight when it went from ā3 centuries agoā¦ā to ā3 minutes ago, Superman just lost his first fight.ā Wow. Finally. An unexpected beginning for a very predictable character.
Then? The scene between Lois and Clark. The sheer helplessness of someone like Superman against twisted words meant to goad and frustrate. Donāt we all deal with the exact same things on an almost daily basis? Not only is this Lois critical of Superman but also willing to tell him as much. Plus, she isnāt sure if she loves him while knowing that he, someone a majority of the world would give anything to be with, definitely loves her.
Then!!! They show him fight a Kaiju-esque creature with only the intention to knock it out. I mean, he sucker punches it and then rushes to stop it from falling on a building full of people⦠then he saves a squirrel. What in the Superman is going oooon š
THENNN!!!!!!! They show us his parents. His gorgeous GORGEOUS midwestern-ass, delicate lil normal looking parents in their tiny farm house calling their son, proud of his writing and terrified for his life. More than anything else, they made me see who Clark Kent was and why his Superman was so precious about every kind of life. This dorky, self-conscious, overthinking, frustrated, emotional, but-will-still-not-curse Superman is a gem. Clark is a gem.
Plus, Davidās acting is phenomenal. Yes yes his switch up from Superman to Clark is cool but more than that? The frustration in every line of his face when he talks to Lois, the exasperation whenever Krypto is around, the sheer delight at writing his article and getting it published on the front page, the desperation to find his cousinās pet, the agony of being around Kryptonite, the most genuine and wholesome earnestness that literally CARRIED the movieā¦
Sigh. Iām officially a Superman fan and itās because of the writing, direction, and acting in this comic-accurate portrayal of Clark-you-clumsy-oaf-Kent.
The problem with having a child with an attorney that has spoken to the child like an adult since birth is that she's 4 years old and she's negotiating the order in which we're going to complete tasks as a family to best suit her idea of an ideal day.
Penny: We go home, we play the mirror game, we have dessert, we play more games, we have fun deal?
Me: Okay well actually we're going to go home, have dinner, then dessert, then we can play your video game, then tubby then bed
Penny: Okay no tubby, games first, deal?
Me: This is not - what is happening right now?
Penny: Dada?
Dada: Arbitration?
Penny: DEALS!
Every single thing in our lives has become a negotiation and it is frankly ridiculous as it is hilarious.
Penny: I want to use bare foot when we go outside
Me: I didn't know we were going outside but you have to wear shoes girl
Penny: okay but what about I use bare foot's but at Penny's house? This deal?
Me: you know what yeah fine if you agree to not fight about shoes when we leave the house you can be barefoot in the back yard, deal.
Penny: -sticks her hand out expectantly- we deal?
I think I just made a verbal contract with a 4 year old.
She's attempting to establish evidence I think
Penny: but I want to go shool pwease
Dada: okay well it is 8pm, so you have to go to sleep now
Penny: okay but I see my fwiends at shool now please, deal?
Dada: Darling no one is at school, all your friends are asleep as well.
Penny: all Penny's fwiends are sweep? What about we... get in Dadas car and check to see watch them sweep, yes deal?
Dada: I cannot begin to explain to you why that can not happen
The great thing about being beholden to Penny the Deals Warlock is that she is also beholden to the art of the deal
Me: (watching Penny scoot her step stool over to where we keep the candy jar): hey honey we're literally walking out the door to go get dinner, maybe we wait on the candy okay?
Penny: Oh but I will have some candy?
Me: Why don't you come have some mac and cheese and then when we get home you can have some candy, deal?
Penny: (running out the door) oh, yes this is deals!
We are visiting my family and Papa has quickly had to pay patronage to Penny the Deals Warlock
Papa: (yesterday morning, when Penny was a little grumpy) What about you come downstairs and we'll have some waffles and then tomorrow Papa will take you to the Diner in town for breakfast?
Penny: (extending her tiny hand to a VERY confused man) this is deal?
Papa: (not knowing hes entering a literal contract) uhm yeah deal.
-smash cut to 6:30 AM this morning-
Penny (running down the hallway in bare feet) š¹BREAKFAST DEALSš¹
Penny has a canker sore to end all canker sores, to the point where she hasn't been able to eat so we had to make some deals surrounding getting some medicine on it because a hungry Penny Rose is like a angry demon queen
Me: Okay baby this is going to suck. This is going to hurt real bad for a second and then it's going to feel weird and then it's going to feel good. You're going to hate it. But if you let Mama get these three medicines in and on you [Listerine, Antacid, Tylenol] you can scream it out and then we'll go get some ice cream! Deal?
Penny: (obviously not thrilled with this idea) okay, three big shreams, three medicines, ice cream ... it will suck... ice cream ... deal. (Sticks out hand and we shake on it)
Me: okay let's do this I'm so sorry (starts the process)
Penny: ( In between her big screams ) IM GONNA GET LOTS OF FRINKLES
My husband is trying to make a deal with Penny to get upstairs and get in the bath tub
Penny: I will go upstairs and get my body clean but you hafta titch me, deal?
Dada: I would love to make this deal with you kid but I literally have no idea what you are saying- I don't know what the terms are, you're speaking a language I don't speak
Penny: you have to titch me like mama does okay DEAL!? (Sticks tiny hand out aggressively)
Dada: (looks at me bewildered for help)
Me: ( starts making a quick tick tick tick sound imitating a stop watch like I'm timing her, while penny jumps around yelling YES TITCH ME LIKE THAT)
Dada: In what world was I ever going to figure that out, thank you for acting as our legal interpreter yes deal let's go!
and off she sprints.
Penny does not want to go to bed, but man is it time for her to go to bed
Penny: But I don't want to be sleeping, I want to stay up now! I want to see Grampy and Cozy and Guppie and Papa!
Mama: What if we video call all the grands and say good night to everyone? If we do that will you then go to bed no fussing?
Penny: Oh yes, this is deals! -sticks her hand out to shake-
** we make the rounds and video call all her grandparents, they are all already in bed and say good night and penny hangs up the last video call and toddles into bed with minimal fussing **
Penny : (after a few minutes of silence, over the video monitor, to herself in her dark bedroom) I hafta respect da deals.
Tim: the voices in my head want me to murder people.
Dick: that's just Jason on your comm.
Early adoption AU where Tim finds Cass inside a trash can and decides he wants a big sister. Bruce is not immediately thrilled but Alfred reminds him heās in no place to judge.
You know how Dick gives everyone hugs like an octopus, what if his hugging habits rubbed off on everyone else. Like everyone just clings to Bruce's legs, arms, and the like.
Before Jason came home, Bruce was the tallest, and Dick was the one initiating these hugs. Basicly Dick has shown everyone that whenever anyone wants to get picked up, they all go climb Bruce.
One day, a few days after Jason agreed to stay at the manor long-term. Bruce pulls Jason over to the side.
Bruce, whispering: There's something you need to know if you're gonna stay hereā Jason, in his normal voice, cause why the hell is he whispering in his own home: Yeah yeah no killing, rubber bullet yahda yahda Bruce: No it's not that I trust you not to kill people. It's about the others. Jason half distracted: huh, what about the others? Bruce trying to find a polite way to talk about his children: ah well you see they really like hugsā Jason: you pulling over to warn me about hugs?Ā Really old man? You've lost your edge Bruce āI love my childrenā Wayne: When I say they like hugs, I mean that in a kinda kaola demon way Jason cracking: Really is that what they are? God Bruce this is a new low I thought you wanted stay here? Bruce: I do! More than anything but I wanted to warn youā Jason: that children like hugs? Cause who could had thought of that. Bruce with a very serious expression: yes that but you dont understandā they, they climb Jason: What the shit are you talking now? Bruce: They climb me and latch on. They climb the doorframe of the manor to jump on me, they koala onto me in the damn batsuit, and now I fear they will climb you. Jason: oook, and how did you decide this? Bruce: Jaylad, you're taller than me and almost as much bulk in their eyes; you're a freaking Jungle gym. Jason: What about Dick? He's not that much shorter than you? Bruce: Who do you think started this?!
Also Jason the second they koala on him: jeez what the hell is Bruce feeding you guys? *Looks at Bruce*
Bruce, sensing the vibes: oh no
Jason: y'know I think I should test it myself, see what all the fuss is about
Bruce: Jaylad, no
Jason "born to be a theatre kid, forced to be a crime lord" Todd: Jaylad, y e s
what if when Bruce adopted his kids he just. Never told anyone. The public knows about the various Robins, yes, and Hood and Nightwing and all that have followed. But Dick Grayson never made it into Bruce Wayneās charity gala photos, and Jason Toddās adoption wasnāt tbr talk of Gotham after it was put in the paper. Little Tim Drakeās disappearance, some time after his family died, was seen as little more than a retreat from fame, and Damian was never announced to be a Wayne.
so you have Batman and his apprentices (former or not) and then just. Brucie Wayne, living in that manor with only his butler to keep him company. Orāso Gotham thinks.
this could either be angsty as shit or hilarious. Since Iām in a crack mood . . . letās explore option two.
Random reporter: Mister Wayne! Have you ever thought about having children? What will happen to your legacy upon your death? Bruce, who knows full well Tim will take over the company with a competency he does not even want to explore: uh. Iāll probably donate my savings to like, a worthwhile cause Reporter: and what would you call a worthwhile cause? Bruce: *says the first thing that comes to mind* uh Kent Family Farms Reporter: *turns to assistant* WTF is Kent Family Farms assistant: I have absolutely no clue. Someone google it
Gothamite: *sees Jason walking around at a Wayne Gala* oh, hello! And who might you be? *assuming him to be the son of one of the nearby Rich People* Jason: a primitive semblance of humanity built in the image of my former innocent self Gothamite: Jason: Gothamite: Jason: also a crime lord. Gothamite: Jason: those were actually the less mind blowing of the three answers I could have given you, believe it or not
Clark Kent, Reporter: *sees Bruce Wayne next to Dick Grayson at Gala* and who might this be, Mister Wayne? *hoping his Sometimes Friend Bruce will introduce him* Bruce: this is . . . uh . . . Clark: *thinking that he has never seen Bruce so flustered* a boyfriend, perhaps? Bruce: Dick: *horrified gasp* oh my god, do I look old enough for that? Please donāt tell me I look old enough to date him, dude. Please. Clark: *sweats* Bruce: this is . . . Dick: *grinning* a result of a violent and torrid love affair with my mother, an actress, with whom I cut off contact after Bruce promised to buy me a convertible as opposed to the measly Prius she offered me Clark: Clark, internally: what the Fuck Bruce: *puts his head in his hands*
Bruce: *at a JL meeting* well, I have to go. My children are all home sick with colds. Superman: *chokes* your WHAT Wonder Woman: you have children, Batman? you never told us! Bruce: I never told anyone. Hell Iām not sure anyone even knows my second oldest still exists outside the family. Superman: Wonder Woman: Bruce: well, see you *fades mysteriously into the shadows*
Think it would be really funny if the Batkids routinely siphoned petrol from the Batmobile for their motorbikes.
AFTG x Batman Ch. 3
ch. 2 here
That hope, as it turned out, was misplaced. It didn't take him long to learn that Red Hood's territory was a part of the city that the locals called crime alley, which in hindsight, really should have been the third and final strike against Gotham. But Neil had never liked baseball and had always been too stubborn for his own good. So he stayed, he learned which shelters wouldn't report him to CPS and which were used for trafficking.
Honestly, with everything he had seen so far, Neil thought he was doing pretty good for himself. He had mostly been able to stay out of trouble for the last 3 months he'd been in the city. Of course, living on the streets will never be āsafe,ā but he avoided any injuries that would require medical attention and, more importantly, he's avoided the attention of both the cops and the bats.
He really should have known that this was too good to last, that eventually, his luck would run out. He didn't even have anyone else to blame. It was entirely his fault. He broke one of the most important rules for surviving in Gothamāmind your own business If you don't want to get hurt. He knew his mother would beat him black and blue if she knew that he had put himself at risk to help someone else, but these last months in Gotham had taught him that he wasn't quite as cold-hearted as his mother had tried to make him. There is still a part of him that wants to rebel when he sees abuse, that wants to stand up for the other street kids the way he wished somebody had for him.Ā
So, yes, ultimately, Neil had to blame himself for his current predicamentābeing backed into a corner by some drunk with a knife, who hadn't appreciated Neil's interference when he had seen the man threatening to cut up some kid.Ā
Normally, Neil would just run knowing that most people can't keep up with him, but right now he can't get around the man in front of him. He's confident he'll be able to disarm the man before he can do too much damage with the knife, but that still leaves room for a beating and Neil knows it's going to hurt.
As the man takes a wild swing with his knife, Neil grabs at his wrist and twists until the drunk drops the weapon. Neil scrambles to try and get it off the ground when the man grabs his arm and punches him hard in the chest. Neil gasps for breath as the man pins him to the wall by his throat.
"I'm going to enjoy making you suffer for this you little bitch," the man snarls in Neil's face.
Neil knows it's stupid to antagonize the man, but he doesn't want to die without at least trying to fight back. So he knees the man in the groin and tries to run when he collapses to his knees. The man grabs Neil's ankle, tripping him and pins him to the ground. As the man is lifting Neil's head to bash into the ground again, someone shouts out, "Let the kid go or else I shoot."
The man on top of Neil looks up and when he sees who spoke his face pales and suddenly he's scrambling to get up and takes off. Not wanting to deal with whoever scared the man off Niel rolls to his feet and tries again to run, but he's still dizzy and disoriented from the fight and can only stumble a couple of steps before someone grabs his shoulder to help steady him.
"Whoa, there, take it easy kid. You could have a concussion," says an oddly distorted and mechanical voice.
Neil shakes his head--and wow, that was a mistake--tells the voice "I'll be fine, thanks"
"Seriously kid, it looks like you hit your head pretty hard. Just wait a minute Before you try to run off"
Neil wants to argue more, but the world still hasn't stopped spinning, so he thinks the voice might have a point. As he finally makes himself look at the person helping him he's surprised, perhaps more than he should be, to find himself looking at a red helmet rather than a face.
"You're Red Hood", Neil says dumbly, before being hit with a wave of dizziness and unbearable nausea. "I think I need to sit down now," Neil mutters before promptly vomiting on Red Hood's boots.
So I have the next 2 parts of my AFTGĆBatman fic written but unfortunately, they are hand written in a journal and now I have to actually type them up which I really do not want to do
I need a title for my AFTG Ć Batman fic and I can not think of anything so I am taking suggestions