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Good Omens a summary
Finger guns
Crowley is bisexual confirmed
The audacity to even SUGGEST this 🙄🤦🏻♀️ /sarcasm (at Socastee, South Carolina) https://www.instagram.com/p/BxQFaetllja/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=p7e6y4bgfwek
romcom idea: chaotic time traveler who goes back in time to seduce as many historical figures as possible to prove that they weren’t straight
[A tweet by Fabio Chiusi @fabiochiusi
“We should not be haunted by the specter of being automated out of work. We should be excited by that. But the reason we’re not excited by it is because we live in a society where if you don’t have a job, you are left to die. And that is, at its core, our problem.” – @AOC]
I lover the way that the headline on that Verge article completely eliminates all of the nuance in her argument.
hozier said dyke rights!
No but Rett Madison is awesome!
“..but some families are more different than others.”
Oscar Isaac as Gomez
Charlize Theron as Morticia
Chloë Grace Moretz as Wednesday
Finn Wolfhard as Pugsley
Nick Kroll as Uncle Fester
Bette Midler as Grandmama
edited to add a Charles Addams cartoon to show how closely they’ve gone right back to the original character forms for this.
Why did they use the Sherlock Holmes music at the start??
the energy in this pic is so specifically all of these characters i’m SCREAMING
for the first like 14 years of my life i thought that the story of saint valentine and valentines day were a celebration of a massive gay polyamorous marriage and let me tell you, i was sorely disappointed when i learned i had massively misunderstood that story
i was told the basic story of “the king had made it illegal for young men to get married so that they could be drafted off to go to war (as married men with families were not, apparently)” and that “saint valentine thought this was cruel, and married the young men in secret”
what this was supposed to communicate to me was “saint valentine would marry young men to their girlfriends in secret as a priest at his own risk and thats why we celebrate valentines day”
what i got out of it was “saint valentine married a shitton of dudes so he could protect his army of husbands from having to go to war and it was beautiful and love can halt war in its tracks and thats why we celebrate valentines day”
and thats why the assumption that a child would automatically get a hetero interpretation of the story and the innate unclarity of the english language made me think that valentines day was about mass gay poly marriage until i was like fourteen and recited the story to a friend who stared at me like id grown three extra heads
i like my version better im not gonna lie
I was only confined before my wheelchair.
[ID: a drawing of a wheelchair on a purple background with “this is not my prison this is my freedom” written above it. end ID]
911 I just witnessed a murder
other duties as assigned might involve some moose-wrangling, but i’m sure library school prepared you for that (x)
Cards Against Humanity is hiring new writers and folks…………….. I’ve waited my entire life for this
Hire this person
cleaning gurus: minimalism only. you can only own 3 t shirts and a cactus. white walls. you can have one pen and a piece of paper. everything you own has to fit into a backpack everyone: omg this is SUCH good advice i followed this exactly and it CHANGED. MY. LIFE. everyone has to follow this!! marie kondo: actually you can keep things you like! getting rid of clutter doesn’t mean getting rid of things that take up space: it means getting rid of things that you don’t need or don’t make you happy. holding onto things that have no personal or practical value creates the real clutter! everyone: oh my GOD she’s trying to force me to throw away everything i love! she wants me to live in a house with only three t shirts and a cactus!!! she is personally in my house and forcing me to toss out my grandfather’s ashes right now >:( also learn to speak english
its the racism
types of stard
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it has just come to my attention that auto-complete turned
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i meant to say custard
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