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[mummyisarittohfatty]

There's music to play, places to go, people to see! Everything for you and me! Life's a ball, if only you know it! And it's all just waiting for you! You're alive, so go on and show it! There's such a lot of livin' to do! 🍁bye bye birdie songs on loop though my mind all fall🍁

[mummyisarittohfatty]

true to her name, tomato is really 😍 in the summer!#🍅

[mummyisarittohfatty]

when i paid the seemingly ridiculous amount of money for this reindeer moss wreath last december, i never would have predicted it would still be kicking this july. february saw it dripping with hearts, this spring season inspired origami flowers, and as a navy kid, summer always screams patriotic pride to me. it's harder to feel 😍for the stars and stripes in 2017. except, when i really thought about it, i realized it's also never been easier. so, here's to strong women. may we know them, may we be them, may we raise them, and may we encourage them to run for office.

[mysharona1987]

[mummyisarittohfatty]

our country is falling apart so much that nursing humor is now everymans humor.

[mummyisarittohfatty]

forty today! (i was nearly 40 when i introduced myself to this joshua tree, as one does, naked and with an evita impression). enthusiastically entering this next decade with open arms, an open heart, and these buns, hon. #ohmygodbecky (at Joshua Tree National Park)

[mummyisarittohfatty]

sunday service! #laserbeyonce (at Laser Dome at Pacific Science Center)

[mummyisarittohfatty]

only have 👀for this one. #🍅

[mummyisarittohfatty]

i think these glasses are the root of all my accessory hesitations in present day. (at Ewa Beach, Hawaii)

[mummyisarittohfatty]

fifty thousand were expected in seattle, but we showed up one hundred and thirty thousand strong! 💪🏿💪🏾💪🏽💪🏼💪🏻 (at Seattle, Washington)

[mummyisarittohfatty]

tomato looks like she's related to all Labyrinth creatures (exception: Hoggle) #🍅

[fishyandclintbarton]

This is the most genius thing i’ve seen in years. Thank you happytoast.co.uk 💯

[alphaflyer]

The internet can be a marvellous place.

[tielan]

*DED OF LAFF* *DED*

[mummyisarittohfatty]

if this isn't delightful, y'all are crazy.

[mummyisarittohfatty]

and there ain't no nothing we can't love each other through. sha la la la. #nineyearsmarried

[mummyisarittohfatty]

improving poison songs since 11pm.

[mummyisarittohfatty]

true life: I'm watching a Christmas in July hallmark channel movie that I've already seen, but TiVo suggestively recorded for me cause you can't hide from TiVo.

[dictionaryofobscuresorrows]

xeno

n. the smallest measurable unit of human connection, typically exchanged between passing strangers—a flirtatious glance, a sympathetic nod, a shared laugh about some odd coincidence—moments that are fleeting and random but still contain powerful emotional nutrients that can alleviate the symptoms of feeling alone.

[shittybitchinc-blog]

[kris10pants]

[mummyisarittohfatty]

bearsbeards:

It’s very dear to me, the issue of gay marriage. Or, as I like to call it, ‘marriage.’ You know, because I had lunch this afternoon, not gay lunch. I parked my car; I didn’t gay park it.

— Liz Feldman