Gotta yeet @munchkinbutler - Tumblr Blog

never be good at your job. it's a trap. they'll just give you more and harder stuff to do and it'll pull you away from your true passion of writing gay fanfiction for people on the internet

inimoose

Do you have any skeletons in your closet?

vanglaggle

do people even call their children squirt anymore

frodoomsday

not even sport. not even champ. this is the future we're looking at.

vanglaggle

take away the teeth and the eyes children don't have that anymore

frodoomsday

djkoenig-deactivated20140905

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(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”

(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”

chronically-ill-dandy

✿＼(｡-_-｡) “Kick his ass, baby. I got yo flower.”

gay4gilbs

coldstonedreamery-deactivated20

What's wrong with you?

Depends on the day

commandersheena

In one of my film classes last semester we had to tell a story in 3 pictures for a mini assignment so my friend and I did this

drizzit

Happy 10 year anniversary to this post!

maryoliveoil

Gonna chill out the rest of May and then change my entire life in June. Possibly July if that doesn't work out. Certainly no later than September or October.

segamascott

Why the fuck are you 30+ on tumblr

this is my house?

slutdge

girl youre not better than everyone just because you dont use tiktok

yes i am

kristina100000

maybe don't post every thought you have

suck me from behind or dont. sorry

burins

thinking fondly of this meme I made for a coworker years and years ago

possumsarenice

Shout everyone else taking the vow of silence today

arahir

i just can't convey the frustration and sorrow that it's been to grow up at first without the internet and then watching it bloom into this useful, fun, connecting force you sometimes spent time on, only for it to degrade into this constant oppressive waste of time and energy where people are constantly pumping out algorithmically designed content for max algorithmic appeal and even the most simple search generates either no results or an infinite abyss of ai generated slop none of which is usable or correct. we briefly had a library of alexandria and then fed it into a paper shredder so advertisers could sell a random mash of pulp back to us at a premium.