sleepless paradise

20 | Aus | Emma | Lost in the sauce

[jadoreemelisss]

[menandtheirdogs]

[mutuallyassuredseduction]

the calming sounds of rain (BASS BOOSTED)

[robbstark-archive-deactivated20]

just once i wanna put the blade of my sword under a pretty boy’s chin and tilt their head up so i can see both fear and arousal in their eyes is that too much to ask

[carlottagiudicellivevo]

[simonalkenmayer]

@vampireapologist

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

Finally a man worth my time

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

[guy]

$4.99 per min

[kesus-deactivated20180911]

The only good thing reddit has ever produced https://www.reddit.com/r/casualiama/comments/65788g/im_3_i_know_everything_ama/?st=1Z141Z3&sh=f48ba715

[vampirejuice-deactivated2019112]

If your apology involves degrading yourself, calling yourself shit or insulting yourself, its not an apology, try again.

[aurol]

i think i accidentally break my own heart a lot

[pinkisbitter]

My mattress is strapped to eight roombas and I leave all my doors open at night so the roombas can go where they want to. I wake up where they want me to be. I trust their decisions.

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[take-49-blog]

[modebatty-deactivated20141102]

Why has this got so many notes what the fuck Tumblr

[fevix-deactivated20181203]

1) It’s title says something 2) The pictures provide what the title says 3) It ends with someone dramatically looking toward the camera

[oswednesday]

cause its funny look how thin that watermelon is its just flapping in the wind thats absurd

[angelic-dove-deactivated2018121]

date a boy who hates coleslaw date a boy who never lets coleslaw near you date a boy who will chuck a bowl of coleslaw across the room if someone puts it near you

[4oh8]

Need me a freak like dis

[farcryfromhere-moved]

[bisexual-elves-deactivated20190]

ive never seen dr who so whenever i read “sonic screwdriver” i was picturing something like this

you can imagine my disappointment

[4gifs]

[officialjiggly]

this guy would survive in movies

[thenarator]

girl i hope you appreciate your boyfriend. he just stood practically on top of a horror movie monster so you could get out of the elevator first. he loves you.

[ambrister-deactivated20140817]

are we going to ignore the actress who got kicked in the face

[a-lemon-tree-blog]

well thats the price you pay for fucking terrifying someone

[pearlmarley]

This whole post is GOLD

[stushiroll-deactivated20200406]

The girl deserved to be kicked in the face tbh.

[justjames]

Anyone want to join me screaming into the void?

[ghouljihoon-deactivated20131029]

if we’re in a mutual follow feel free to give me your credit card number ! :)