Light the Lights

I don't even know how to do this. I'm just going to wing it. Dad jokes rule. I should just give up while I'm ahead.

[wayward-delver]

As a final goodbye, Blue Sky Studios came together and gave Scrat a send off on their own terms.

He finally got his nut.

[littleplasticspaceship]

[niknak79]

[odysseusyes]

even with those four numbers there are countless possible combinations good luck with figuring out which one is the right one you punk

[eatsleepcrap]

*straightens calculator*

It’s pretty likely that it’s a four digit number, and as there are four digits chosen there, that means that there cannot be any repetition. This mean that there are:

n!/(n-4)! possible orders. As ‘n’ is 4 (number of digits available). 4!/0! which becomes 4x3x2x1/1 which simplifies to 24. That means that there are 24 possible combinations of codes. This would take you about two or three minutes to input all possible codes.

[crashingsunlight]

Unless an alarm goes off if you don’t get it right in 3 tries

[eatsleepcrap]

*straightens calculator again*

Kick the fucking door in

[the-brave-little-blogger]

well ‘technically’ the code is most likley 1970. statistically, a majority of people, when told to choose a 4 digit code will choose their birth year. and this key pad is obviously a few years old to put it nicely, thats most likley it. 

[everyonesfavoriteging-blog]

some sherlock holmes shit just went down over here

[the-neon-pineapple]

No, no, no. Don’t base your deductions of psychology. Let’s talk chemistry. When you first press a button, there’s more of the natural oils on your skin, and therefore it wears down the numbers on the keys faster. Obviously 0 is the first one, then. Try 0791 first.

Sherlock out.

[perks-of-being-chinese]

woah.

[panicrobot]

it got better

[twistedthicket1-deactivated2022]

and this is why the sherlock fandom could either rule the world or end it….

[ofthefantastic]

Close, but not quite, I think. People will almost always choose a number they can remember. What’s memorable about 0791? Try 0719 - a birthday, 19th of July. That is more likely.

[venatrix26]

Those deductions are great and all, but unnecessary.

The light is green.

The door is already open.

[party-gilmore]

And that’s why we have a John Watson.

[lotrlocked]

This is “top 10 favorite posts” level.

[moriartyfortheevening]

Omg, it’s actually on my dash! This post is like a fossil!

[jus-tea]

almost as good as the cat one

[cat-cosplay]

"I think I can punch red dots now." ~ Blepregard

Debuting our Beauregard Lionett (Xhorhasian Style) from Critical Role!

[cat-cosplay]

How do we feel about authority?

👅 *tbbbpt*

[sameoldsin]

people should just embrace jewel tones already if I see one more house entirely decorated in washed out neutral colours I’m gonna sue someone

[sameoldsin]

hell is not a fiery demon pit its a never ending white and cream minimalist apartment, every time someone paints a room entirely white and adds a pale blue throw cushion for “a splash of colour” they are carrying out the work of the devil

[kyraneko]

#fuck resale values my mental health comes first

Writing one’s home-nesting tendencies around resale value is itself playing into the Devil’s hands.

Paint your walls. Install catwalks for your kitties. Transform your home into a hobbit-hole or the innermost chambers of a D&D dungeon owned by a particularly campy lich. Grow a rainforest of plants in your southern-exposure window rooms or strangle your house in vines.

Horrify the Petunia Dursleys of the world by your mere existence, and be happy.

[archaeo-geek]

A while ago Facebook kept trying to advertise some kind of design magazine/website to me with an article “The Most Colour-Soaked Home We’ve Ever Seen” and I finally clicked the link and all the pictures were a bunch of white and off-white rooms with a couple of vases and books in bright colours scattered around. Like bitch you’re advertising this to me in Atlantic Canada we don’t do “splashes of colour” we let the floodgates open. Your lame-ass pallid designs have no power here.

[ardatli]

When it’s foggy 350 days of the year, you’ve got to be able to pick out your own house from a distance. 

[punknerdmusings]

,,,,Fuck

I almost started crying because?????? They’re so pretty??????????????

[protect-and-love-cats]

Me 24/7

[petesdragon]

#drama snek

[everythingfox]

“Scared cat gets saved by two French guys”

(Source)

[faded-coat-of-blue]

This is so adorable:

1) those two guys don’t know each other at all, they both stopped independently when they saw the kitten

2) they both come to the conclusion that it was abandoned, and seem really distraught and concerned as to how it ended up there

3) the biker says he’d take the kitten home himself, but he’s allergic, so the pink and grey shirt guy agrees to look after it instead

[faded-coat-of-blue]

OK, since people are asking, here’s an extremely rough translation:

Moto: No! There’s a little kitten in the road! You’re kidding!

Pinkgrey: *something unintelligible*

M: Yeah, yeah!

P (in English, to an oncoming driver): Stop!

M (to the kitten): No! Come here, you. *kissing noises* C’mon. Little one, what are you doing here? No, little one.

P: *unintelligible*

M: I don’t know. I’d take him, but unfortunately I’m allergic. But, y’know, can’t leave him here. ??? little one, c’mon. Lost, someone abandoned him. How did he end up here?

P: Give him to me.

M: Are you gonna take him? Oh, thank you so much. ???, fortunately.

P: *unintelligible*

M: But it’s so weird that he was here, in the middle of the road. Oh, he’s so cute.

*cut*

M: Alright, thank you very much. No, of course - have a nice day, goodbye!

[everythingfox]

Thank you 🙏🏼

[a-random-fandom-friend]

I feel like it’s important that yall know he doesn’t just say “little one”, he says “p’tit loulou” which can translate to “lil darling” or “lil sweety” which is litteraly the cutest thing ever

[callmebliss]

“…and that is why I was sobbing into my pizza on lunch break,” I conclude explaining to my supervisor

[xetl]

[toastbutteregg]

THIS IS SO ME

a good gender neutral term to use is “fool”

[muppy]

It's been a while Tumblr. How you doin'?

[jamoche1]

Arby's on Twitter

“Nevertheless, the turtle moves”

@copperbadge - food, papercraft, and Discworld :)

[copperbadge]

On the one hand, what the fuck is the ARBY’S OFFICIAL TWITTER ACCOUNT doing tweeting this, on the other hand IF ONLY I COULD BAKE A COOKIE SO PERFECT. 

[nudityandnerdery]

Somewhere along the line, Arby’s went in hard for the Nerd vote on social media? Like they sometimes do art drops at cons for stuff, and, well… Just look.

Or

Or

Some stuff that’s not quite as obviously mainstream, too?

And this one.

These are all pulled from the Arby’s Twitter account, it’s kind of amusing to me.

[awwww-cute]

Pardon me, could you spare a carrot by chance? (Source: http://ift.tt/2ssDKT7)

[gifbro]

[bunnyfood]

Good Morning 

[smeliot-deactivated20220528]

so it’s like the first really hot day of the season today and I was walking down the street to the bus station. I’m wearing a crop top and honestly look fine as ever.

I pass these two guys and they whistle and one made cat noises and one asked “hey missy, where are you going dressed like that?”

and I was trying to walk past but it looked like they were about to follow me so I tried to say “back off” or “go to hell” but I was flustered because I’ve never been catcalled before and I said loudly “BACK TO HELL”

and they were just like “shit alright” and let me be.

[imashleigh]

I legitimately laughed, out loud, involuntarily. I love this post so much.

[moaningsoflife]

[nika-benami]

This is amazing! their faces and Q and everything

[muppy]

My day has just ended on the most perfect note.

[nevertoooldtolovemuppets]