Khaleesi

all she want to do is party all night.

[capinejghafa]

ain’t no choice!

[glumshoe]

Disclaimer: my hatred of geologists is purely theatrical, but if I did have to kill one for some reason, it would be very easy.

I’d brandish my obsidian knife at them and they’d be compelled to approach. “That’s very cool,” they’d say, confident in their superior strength and endurance from all the rocks they carry around at all times. They’d shower me with very interesting facts about obsidian and hover just out of range of the cutting edge, waiting for me to exhaust myself. “But as it is volcanic glass, it’s very fragile, you see, and isn’t well-suited for use as a weap—” and then I’d hit them with the wooden baseball bat in my other hand, which they would not have noticed because geologists can only see rocks and minerals.

[reblogging-dragon]

Showed my Geologist dad a picture of the obsidian knife you had and he nearly said this exact thing word for word. I can't believe my own father would fall prey to this. Clearly you know thine enemy

[glumshoe]

I work too closely with geologists not to have a contingency plan for eliminating them.

[randomslasher]

Sent this to my geologist brother:

[glumshoe]

I’m coming for him sooner or later...

[theriak]

How do you see me?

[notlikethegardensofbabylon]

can you believe that on January 13th 2020, save hannibal is trending on Twitter -

nice.

[kuutamosonaatti]

Save yourself, kill them all?

[kuutamosonaatti]

[utych]

[empathgraham]

Hannibal S2E8 “Su-Zakana”

[mistikfir]

“And the Woman Clothed with the Sun”

[emilyarmadillo]

Companions ranked by how the Tardis feels about them

Justification:

Keep reading

[frogkeyboard]

oh, to be an immortal captain and helplessly fall in love with the quiet teaboy you work with

[shejustcalledmeafish]

Owen: From now on, we will be using code names. You can address me as Eagle One. Gwen, code name: Been There, Done That. Tosh is Currently Doing That. Martha is It Happened Once In A Dream. Jack, code name: If I Had To Pick A Dude. Ianto is Eagle Two.

Ianto: Oh thank God.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[anxietyproblem]

[theavengers]

[tomhollandnet]

Tom Holland for GQ Style: Fall/Winter 2019

[anxietyproblem]