kick ass! play bass! death to the human race!!

it's ok it'll grow back 🐌 if u see me posting no u dont i use a queue

[cursedpinterest]

[mangosteen]

[pjackk]

High key the nut vids use to be crazier. Wjht happened?

[pjackk]

Nobodys busting hard no more

[dogpuppy]

He’s got a point here, you just don’t see it anymore.

[puddox]

[kupicx]

[glorioustragedykid]

There's a weird 3 star movie out there ready to change your life forever

[badkidsjokes]

why did the chicken cross the road

  to get her tv,eggs,feet,bananas,brides,groomes and earth

[segamascott]

[kingcatnine]

kitten fever is worse than baby fever because a kitten is way easier to obtain than a baby so it's more dangerous

[rickybabyboy]

you cant obtain me. tiger stance

[sandmandaddy69]

[bgm05]

[northirish]

Everyone. Get jiggy with it. Now

[beatlesweatles]

[deathdaydreamm]

Went to a fabric store yesterday and saw a sewing machine that did embroidery of photos and the example was of a newborn baby and it was so fucking insane looking I asked an employee if I could buy it and she looked at it and was like “oh my god eugh what the fuck… i think that’s my bosses grandkid….I think you should just take it” so I did

[deathdaydreamm]

[hungwy]

haunted backshots from a ghoul with big scares

[welcometoroom305]

Mommy doesn't get it. Explain the joke. Explain the joke for Mommy.

[vfeioa]

[achillesinhighheels]

It’s a tony soprano summer

[godisafujoshi]

What this means

[uncensoredhijabii]

[theehorsepusssy]

[dreamlogic]

asked one of my coworkers how she's doing today and she goes "could be better, could be worse," and another coworker nearby who was eavesdropping chimes in with "could be a lil bit o' alligator curse!" i have no idea what he meant by that but i do know that it has been immediately added to the lexicon.