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#Hiiiiii ^_^

steelydanyaoi

whats the fuckwhat makes this guy so fucking special

dogpuppy

#i love having the privilege of sitting in the locked front office instead of the break room.

mogblin

the thing about job searching is i see all these job postings and im like i dont wanna do any of this for any of you

#how. do. i. get. fake. email. job.#HOW.

sylvanitchi

looks at you like this

umarell

hatchan

I need to see someone do this exact bit as a drag performance

emailmore

put all of the toothpaste from one tube inside of another tube or else the machine gun turret i installed in your head will start shooting your brain

SAW

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blemgoid

my stepson loves helping me with chores

geosynthetic

Count Barefoot Contessa

dorfs

she always finds me in my time of greatest need

greelin

everyone is so hateful and lacking in whimsy

greelin

we could wear respirators. since you want to be such a little bitch about it

throo

Wh-what do you mean it’s from a birthday cake

throo

We could have been eating him

eliotquillon

if house md were running in 2024 there would be an episode with a patient who identifies as an ‘online content creator’ (cagily) where house agrees to take the case primarily because when he offhandedly refers to her as an onlyfans model both cameron and cuddy get really offended and say it’s a sexist assumption so he doubles down and becomes committed to finding the patient’s onlyfans and proving it. at some point it would be revealed that chase actually is an onlyfans model and started doing it as a stopgap after his dad died and he suddenly got disinherited but he makes so much money off it that now medicine is basically just a hobby. cameron and foreman both disagree with the concept online sex work but it turns out they disagree for different reasons (cameron thinks it’s exploitative and not-feminist, foreman finds it distasteful and thinks people should get ‘real jobs’) and spend most of their scenes together arguing about this while chase gets continually more shifty. they break into the patient’s house and there’s a full ringlight and camera setup which seems to confirm house’s suspicions. while trying to find the patient’s onlyfans house accidentally finds chase’s onlyfans instead and considers publicly embarrassing him about it like he did with wilson’s sex tape but soon realises that most of the staff at the hospital are already subscribed to chase’s onlyfans so makes fun of him for that instead. it then transpires that the reason why the patient is so cagey about being a content creator is that she’s an ASMR artist and all the soap she’s been shaving on camera has irritated her lungs. cuddy is about to make house give her 20 extra hours of clinic duty as recompense but at last minute it’s revealed that the website the patient uses for some of her bonus commissions is, drumroll…onlyfans, because she’s been banned from patreon. how does house know this? wilson is subscribed to her because the soap videos sometimes soothe him to sleep. something by cigarettes after sex plays. roll end credits.

#i see it all in my minds eye