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we're not kids anymore.
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if i look back, i am lost
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Misplaced Lens Cap
dirt enthusiast
oozey mess
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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One Nice Bug Per Day
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art blog(derogatory)
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@murdermf
the names ace
genderfluid, pan or something
minor alert !!
random shit gets posted occasionally
tell me if i posted something thats triggering or if you have something you want me to tag bc ill listen <3
basic dni, dont be weird or nasty or rude
i write poetry and drabbles and shit
send me your pets i will treat them well
keysmash, typos, the works
have a good trip
What else can I do♫
stop i NEED that pic of the boy who took his cat to prom and she has a lil dress and is looking up at him with 100% love and tenderness……..
there she is!!!!!!!
love……..tenderness…….
with the tags and search officially being completely broken on all platforms (no new posts are showing up in them anymore), now feels like a good time to remind everyone that the only way to help creators is to reblog their stuff. even before the tags were busted most people found new creators through their content being rebloged onto their dash, and now, at least for the time being, that will be the Only way to find and spread things.
Fast reblog is a thing, you dont have to leave comments, you dont have to leave tags, just reblog stuff if you want to keep seeing new content being posted to this site.
and as a final note, with this change likes are officially completely pointless for content creators. up till now they served to boost a posts placement in the tag searches (a post tagged #girl with 40 likes would show up higher in the search than a post tagged #girl with only 10 likes,)
Monkey just sitting there like “Hey did you get my ball yet” And the Caveman Astronaut is like “Almost almost just chill.”
me, a lower primate witnessing my neolithic second cousin undergo gnostic spiritual ascension: pogchimp
Kinda fucked up and nasty how vampires drink blood, imo. Like. Pepsi costs a dollar seventy five
Hospital
Not me I’m paying a dollar seventy five. At the hospital
I feel like we’re getting off topic
So is pepsi if you steal it?
Because it’s only a dollar seventy five
Why in God's name would a vampire drink pepsi
Why would anyone drink Pepsi?
Huh?
That’s why I’m not a fan of the sexy vampire trope.
1. It’s overused and supports the current status quote of typical vampire supremacy:worshiping rich folk.
2. Vampires prey upon humans and therefore symbolize capitalists preying on the working class.
3. Werewolves are much sexier imo.
am I having a stroke????
you might want to go to the hospital then
I hear the Pepsi is cheaper there
Enter DAISY GRIME, a CLOWN, accompanied by FOOLS, HARLEQUINS, and JESTERS.
GRIME I say ‘tis dirty, wicked, foul, and dark -- An opportunity both miss’d and scorn’d -- That vampires of any shape or shade Would drink the blood of innocence most pure When Pepsi costs a dollar sev’nty five.
FIRST FOOL O lady, I must ask, and tell the truth: Wherever in this God’s green holy land Canst thou obtain this drink for such a fee? I’ve seen no less than fifty-five pence more.
GRIME A hospital, good sir.
SECOND FOOL (Does some figures) And might I ask Wherever in this land (of any hue) Is fellow who two dollar thirty pence Dost pay for si of Pep?
GRIME Not I, i’faith. I pay a mere two shillings short of two. And, once again, I pay in hospital.
CANADIAN JESTER I pay a hefty two and half for mine. But in my blood runs maple syrup, too.
GRIME O Jester fine, I pray thee, still thyself. Thou stray’st from this, our mode of speaking here.
FIRST FOOL But blood costs naught but time.
SECOND JESTER Aye, that is true; But sir, remember this in figuring: A Pepsi, too, is free, if stolen ‘tis.
FIRST FOOL I see, but -- wait, another thought occurs. Wherefore, I ask thee, for what reason, sirs, Dost Lady Grime buy Pepsi from the house Of healing, birth, and death?
GRIME ‘Tis simple, friend. Allow me to explain to thee the cause. The Pepsi sold by those who follow in The footsteps of St. Luke, Evangelist Is sold for a mere dollar sev’nty five.
FIRST HARLEQUIN (Aside, to SECOND HARLEQUIN) Why wouldst a vampire drink Pepsi, then?
SECOND HARLEQUIN (Aside, to FIRST HARLEQUIN) Why wouldst an honest man drink Pepsi, sir?
FIRST FOOL A femboy, it would seem.
(There is general applause and agreement.)
GRIME O fool, a what?
Enter KONAHRIKS De’ACTIVAT EDZOZ ESQ., a SCHOLAR and WARD OF THE SKY.
WARD You see, my friends, this selfsame story tells The truth of why the incubus’s tale Is one that bears to no more to be declared. I’ll tell you all my reasons three. The first: The wealthy ghoul who drinks the common blood Is overused and stale, like molding bread; But also hangs upon the teller’s face A pallid, gasping idol worship mask. The second mark I tally here along: A vampire who sucks the blood from men Does hold up in the mind a mirror cold. This mirror shows that, far from fantasy, The vampire is real, ‘tis Elon Musk. The reason third is simple, clean, and pure: A werewolf’s just, like, sexier, my dudes.
(GRIME dances like a ferret. There is rejoicing.)
Exeunt.
Enter LARA, FELAGUND, and SHERLOCK, accompanied by the MANGO MERCHANT.
LARA I feel these words have struck me to my core. Is this, the world, collapsing to the ground Or is it just my weary, shaking soul?
FELAGUND ‘Twould seem my lady needs to see St. Luke.
SHERLOCK I’ve heard his fellows sell a Pepsi cheap.
(The MANGO MERCHANT offers a mango. All weep.)
Exeunt.
Alright that’s it, we’ve got the Shakespearan translation too, this post is complete now.
I—I don't...what....?
MASTERPIECE I SAY, MASTERPIECE!
Some kid named Dylan put his name in by mistake and we all worked together to make this ominous message
mutuals im cold… maybe we… hmm… mutuals I think we need to share body heat. get under the blankey. no shut up it’s NOT gay to cuddle if it’s keeping us from getting forzen to death. mutuals cmere
A bit slippery
(via)
Reblog this and put a song that reminds you of the person you reblogged this from in the tags.
I don’t think love is worth the mortifying ordeal of being known actually. I’m going to go sit in the mud.
Nvm back to wanting to be loved
Anybody else got that Evergiven sized writers block
“Where’s the next chapter?!” Well buddy you’re never gonna guess
Morticians hate her
the queen of England must be jealous
it was never john's car
#he didn't shove legos in the vents#he didn't put green army men in the ash trays#he didn't carve his initials into the dashboard#he didn't rebuild her from literal scratch MULTIPLE times#HE'S NOT EVEN THE ONE WHO PICKED HER OUT IN 1973#baby is dean's then now and forever <3
would a gay person’s ass be called a fruitcake?
Rainbow fruitcake
i don’t like fruitcake
Camilo is so dramatic this is literally just some guy
Since Camilo is barely older than Maribel im going with "he was just messing with his cousin for the lolz" especially since he and she would have shared the nursery until his gift ceremony, which probably means they're v close
