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@oralvanish

[murdoccompoppressed]

ah fuck i've been shadowbanned again

[oralvanish]

follow me here for my awesome yappery (i'm still reblogging to murdoccomp and my art account, @murdocpisscomp is still fine)

[murdoccompoppressed]

send any interaction over to oralvanish

[aflo]

I'm imagining a world where RPGMaker somehow made it as the de facto codebase for software and you have to navigate your banking app by walking around in a huge room full of NPCs named "make deposit" and "make withdrawal" etc and there's loud as fuck stock music playing

[aflo]

[segamascott]

[godlessondheimite]

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

[nobodys-odyssey]

Taylor Swift does this

[godlessondheimite]

no she doesn’t

[nobodys-odyssey]

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

[dancinbutterfly]

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic

[evilvillain123456789]

step one: replace entire personality with open, festering wound

step two: contort absolutely all stimuli in my environment to relate to the my wound in some manner, ideally one which justifies random acts of unbridled aggression and vengeance

step three: marry a girl with generational wealth

[sashaforthewin]

[charlesoberonn]

Can we find a sun god or diety from every timezone and make a map of them all?

[greyt-expectations]

We probably can, but the question is should we?

[charlesoberonn]

How else will ship captains know who to pray to when they circumnavigate the globe?

[greyt-expectations]

…Give me until the end of the weekend. 

[greyt-expectations]

I actually had some unexpected free time today so I was able to create this a lot faster than I expected. 

It isn’t perfect, but following the initial post I assigned each timezone one sun deity, so travelers know who they might pray to while exploring the world.

This was a lot of fun to create and to research mythologies from across the world, and I think I learned a couple of things doing so!

[charlesoberonn]

Well, there you have it folks. Safe travels.

[splend-42]

I read this as “know who to pay to” and now I’ve decided sun gods are also the patron gods of tollbooths.

[cheaphalloweencostume]

being interrogated by horny jennifer anniston rn

[definetleynotapornbot]

Yea sorry, the NYPD is hiring porn bots now we just need to get a confession to meet our quota

[antpainting]

[woodmeat]

technically all men are lightskin because if you’ve ever held a dick you can feel the heartbeat

[theundeadleone]

I just do not understand how Arby’s still makes money

[woodmeat]

????? ??????

[drarry]

Imagine being the gays at a pride event in 2004 living their lives when someone grabs the microphone and announces to the room that Ronald Reagan was pronounced dead. Can you even imagine the hype, the celebration, the pure elation

[drarry]

This is the Pride Month that It will happen. I feel it in my gay bones

[broken-horn-of-equius]

[missandryifyourenasty]

I often think about that post that was a fake dating profile for a cat that was all about chickens, like wanting someone with posable thumbs for opening chickens.

[notogdenjesse]

This is one my favourite things the internet has ever made.

[balaclava-trismegistus]

"An insult to practically everybody with any point of view at all" one of the most beautiful sentences possible with the English language.

[ghoulvalentines]

nothing could have prepared me for the context

[spindle-and-nima]

A small update on the grubbies: they are now extra beepy and have fur!

[wizardshark]

I like your popcorn

[cryptotheism]

Asking "was ancient greek alchemy a religion, a science, or magic" is like asking "Was Khosrow II, last emperor of the Sassanians, a democrat, a republican, or independent?"

[orcboxer]

my elf roommate: *smoking a caterpillar*

me: Are you fucking kidding me Larius I told you to do that outside, now it's gonna smell like ass in here all day

my elf roommate: *puffs a perfect ring of smoke* What Is A Day In A Life That Lasts Centuries?

me: not everybody lives as long as you dude. put that thing away

my elf roommate: That Is Not What Thy Mother Said

me: hilarious

my elf roommate: Hello

[dogpuppy]