murdoc pissing compilation

@oralvanish

[murdoccompoppressed]

ah fuck i've been shadowbanned again

[oralvanish]

follow me here for my awesome yappery (i'm still reblogging to murdoccomp and my art account, @murdocpisscomp is still fine)

[murdoccompoppressed]

send any interaction over to oralvanish

[just-sans-things]

I SAID I’M POURING CHILI ON MY BALLS

[sligoriverblues]

[liarsblade]

there's this weird thing people fall into online a lot, where people assume that if the [perceived-to-be-inferior] version of [activity] is discouraged then people will, naturally, do [perceived-to-be-superior] version of [activity] instead. When really it's just as (or more) likely that if [perceived-to-be-inferior] version of [activity] is discouraged people just won't do it at all.

[liarsblade]

audiobook listeners are not necessarily people who would otherwise do a lot of traditional reading if audiobooks did not exist, many are people who simply would experience zero books. Booktok romance readers would not necessarily be reading the classics if booktok did not exist, many of them would simply not read. Fanfiction writers would not necessarily be novelists if fanfic wasn't an option, many would just be people who didn't write. You know?

[adderall-juice]

me when they call my name at mcdonals (i am approaching the counter)

[blogspede]

here you go sir

[adderall-juice]

thank you

[lonestatus]

pjackk doesn't even talk like pjackk anymore. orthodox monastery changed him

[christianstepmoms]

[artist-magritte-deactivated2020]

The month of the grape harvest, 1959, Rene Magritte

Medium: oil,canvas

[swordoftheberserkgutsrage]

come on dude come outside its the month of the grape harvest.

[ozempicofficial]

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[knight-lautrec]

[assaultmystic]

a quirk of sexting while british is switching from arse to ass. i would never fuck someone in the arse. its impolite.

[evilneo]

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

You are an adventurer in a generic fantasy world and you use this weapon!

Do you like it?

YES!!!!!

yes

Eh it's okay

No

NO!!!!!!!

Remaining time: 1 day 17 hours

[contemptible-scoundrel]

little gray alien seasoned roasting dead on a spit with an apple in his mouth #SOLARPUNK

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

you are weak of mind and horny of spirit

[pjackk]

and metal of body

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

HOLY SHIT PJACK??????

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

HE WAS BACK FOR THREE HOURS, RESPONDED TO MY POST, AND THEN DIED AGAIN????

[torstherapy]

[t00thpasteface]

sorry to everyone out there who thinks they have the funniest tshirt but i think i can confidently say i just saw the actual funniest tshirt just now. i passed by a beautiful black woman with long multicolor braids blowing majestically in the beach breeze & she was wearing an oversized tshirt that said in gigantic letters "WHITE BOY OF THE YEAR"

[dogpuppy]

This would actually help my child after he’s seen a horror movie commercial