i am gay. an ADA board-certified homosexual. i committed tax fraud last tuesday and i am currently on the run in 19 different states and 27 different countries. I flaunt my queer agenda in front of an unsuspecting John Barrasso, senator of the Great State of Wyoming. I pillage the land, seeking every shade, every hue, formulating a superior rainbow to increase my ever expanding power. i shall never falter, never fail in my endless quest for estrogen, thrifted clothes, and depression. I will rule all and you shall not be given remorse