Weirdness

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[greenheart-anon]

[greenheart-anon]

[deadbeatmaker]

hannibal took the whole “serial killers inserting themselves into the investigation” thing to a whole other level

[deadbeatmaker]

[glumshoe]

I’ll never understand why anthropomorphic animal cartoons like Robin Hood and Zootopia will go to the trouble of creating character designs that are meant to be understood as “attractive” or even “sexy” to the human audience but explicitly avoid showing interspecies romances between anthropomorphic animals. Why is THAT weird but, like, trying to make rabbits recognizably sexy-coded to humans isn’t?

[glumshoe]

Sometimes, sure, but why was Maid Marian a fox in Robin Hood? There wasn’t anything particularly “foxlike” about her personality, and it would make more sense for her to be a lion. They made her a fox only because Robin was a fox and making her something else would be “weird”, but I don’t think the wolf cop or the chicken maid or the lion prince were actually meant to represent race.

[countesspetofi]

The best inter species couple is Kermit and Miss Piggy as the Cratchits in A Muppet Christmas Carol, because all their sons are frogs and all their daughters are pigs, as God clearly intended.

[glumshoe]

there are only two genders: frog and pig

[forestdwellingrat]

I’ve pointed out to my friends that the fact that Kermit and Miss Piggy’s kids are like that means either

1) they reproduce asexually and the children are clones of each parent OR

2) Kermit and Miss Piggy are members of the same sexually dimorphic species, hence the split between their male and female children

yes I have spent too long running about potential muppet biology

[glumshoe]

oh god

[sailor-lady]

Third option, when they want kids they get some fabric and make one, and hope a Hand inhabits it

[glumshoe]

Do you think there’s a ritual for inviting An Inhabiting Hand to possess the empty husk of your muppet baby?

[jenivi]

[aflowerthatbloomsinadversity]

Just wanted to show u guys that in Muppets Most Wanted, Piggy fantasizes about her and Kermit having babies and this is what they look like

So do with that what you will

[fremedon]

Recall that in The Great Muppet Caper, Kermit and Fozzie are brothers. And this was their dad (right):

[capitalism-and-analytics]

Thank you for specifying, which one of the two individuals in the picture was the dad haha

[la-pou-belle]

I, for one, think Shrek handled interspecies coupling the best. By this I am of course talking about the Dronkeys.

[kestrelsparverius]

[adrnired]

In season 3 of BoJack Horseman, we learn Diane (middle) has been impregnated by Mr. Peanutbutter (left). The fetuses are confirmed to be puppies.

[autisticexpression]

This is the worst addition to this post

[araku-validrava]

I am reminded of Treasure Planet.

In which Captain Amelia (left), an extra terrestrial anthropomorphic cat, had hybrid babies with Doctor Doppler (middle), an extra terrestrial anthropomorphic dog, whom also gave birth to the babies

[wizardlizardinhislair]

I always thought that in muppet movies like muppet Christmas Carol the characters are played by the muppets (so kermit is acting and playing the role of Bob rather than being him) so the kids in that film would just be other acting muppets right?

Or is that just something my brain made up?

[ridiculouslyphotogenicsinosauru]

[kingscrown666]

Last time I saw this post (YESTERDAY) it stopped at the second Eggman

[the-haiku-bot]

Last time I saw this

post (YESTERDAY) it stopped at

the second Eggman

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[5ummit]

So you know this gif from my Dune letterboxd review set?

It’s one of my favorite reviews for anything ever, I laugh every time. More importantly though, I originally chose this particular clip to go with this review because it’s the only time we see anyone playing an instrument in the movie (couldn’t think of any other way to visually represent the score) and also because the score in this scene was particularly memorable and fantastic.

But y’all. It got infinitely better because I just found out that the bagpipe man is Hans Zimmer himself.

He really did put his whole hans zussy into this score.

[official-kircheis]

#this bagpipe scene inexplicably drew a full laugh from the audience here in glasgow #it was a real ‘haha we do that’ moment and i’m obsessed

[memewhore]

[bundibird]

Deodorant Recall: More Than 30 Brands Flagged as Potentially Dangerous | Fatherly

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Check Your Pits: 17 Deodorants Have Been Recalled For Chemical Cancer Risk

A chemical that's known to cause cancer was found at more than nine times the upper limit.

FYI, y'all.

[amirosebooks]

It looks like the deodorant brands Secret and Old Spice in particular are being recalled, just fyi.

[spitblaze]

The headline is a bit misleading, too- it’s only body sprays. Here’s a full list of the products being recalled.

Old Spice High Endurance AP Spray Pure Sport

Old Spice Hardest Working Collection Invisible Spray Stronger Swagger

Old Spice Hardest Working Collection Invisible Spray Pure Sport Plus

Old Spice Hardest Working Collection Invisible Spray Stronger Swagger

Old Spice Hardest Working Collection Invisible Spray Ultimate Captain

Old Spice Below Deck Powder Spray Unscented

Old Spice Below Deck Powder Spray Fresh Air

Secret Aerosol Powder Fresh Twin Pack

Secret Aerosol Powder Fresh

Secret Aerosol Powder Fresh

Secret Fresh Collection Invisible Spray Waterlily

Secret Fresh Collection Invisible Spray Lavender

Secret Fresh Collection Invisible Spray Light Essentials

Secret Fresh Collection Invisible Spray Rose

Secret Outlast Invisible Spray Completely Clean

Secret Outlast Invisible Spray Protecting Powder

Old Spice Pure Sport 2021 Gift Set

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RB’ing for the people who use body sprays on my follow list.

[sidhewrites]

Y’all ever get fatigue so bad that you’re laying down and it feels like you need to lay down MORE? Advanced laying. Somehow.

[penis-enlargement-pills03]

Do you mean sleeping?

[theprideful-deactivated20251201]

no like laying down but. more. more laying. laying beyond the physical bounds of objects and surfaces

[honor-among-thieves]

clipping through the floor like Bethesda published me

[daphrona]

Slow burn but it's written by an impatient person

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

This doesn't affect the speed of the developing relationship at all, but does make for a very passive aggressive narrator.

[empresstress13]

Slow burn but the writer is angry about it

[a-humble-waffle]

me narrating my own life

[aflo]

*walking into the club with my date* *turns to them before we enter* tw flashing lights, tw loud, tw alcohol reference. *we enter the building*

[spirit-of-science]

Yes?

The way OP abstracted it makes it sound weird, but this is the normal, expected behavior.

Think about it: if you have a friend with photosensitive epilepsy or migraines, you generally warn them about flashing lights. Same goes for your friend in recovery with alcohol. Same goes for your friend with sensory processing issues with loudness. (In some of these cases it would happen as part of the planning process, not when you're about to walk through the door.)

"Bunch of us are going to Sammy's this weekend, do you want to come? Just so you know, people will be drinking."

This is not weird.

"It's going to be loud in here, you might want to put in your ear plugs"

This is not weird.

Content warnings are an accessibility feature. That most people already do in many daily situations. ("Just so you know, your ex is going to be there", "Do you want to watch this movie with me, Just so you know it gets kinda heavy")

[azcrowleyfell]

This.

[angstyastro]

So there was ONE line from Tali about a threesome with Garrus and Shep in the citadel dlc....

Also don't @ me i forgot that normal doors don't exist in the ME universe akrnjw

[mayoryon-blog]

I never did get to show her…

[dragguns]

This is the saddest post on tumblr

[ame-gosh]

maybe some day, on some new horizon

[mischon]

Carla Hananiah - Late have I loved you (2013)

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

“fitted” sheets well why dont they then. why dont they

[bowling-with-skulls]

[spdy4]

I made some 360 Spamton NEO sprites

and This was was the Result. There’s also a YouTube Version in case you want to share it with Friends. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9K7rhBmOoME

[krisiverse]

[description: a video of a mannequin flailing around wildly, being dragged along the ceiling by some sort of mechanism, except with spamton neo from deltarune edited over it. spamton spins back and forth with his limbs flailing limply, while BIG SHOT (his boss theme) plays in the background. end description]

[sensualclowns]

[Correction: it is a real person playing dead, not a mannequin. end correction]

[caiabresebun]

my print for Blasting Off Again!, a team rocket zine :D

you can find us on gumroad..!!

[galesleg]

[thirstyforlulu]

“Wake up shit is going down.”