"sorry" doesn't sweeten my tea

señorita / EST heading from cory doctorow's "in real life"/title from helen oyeyemi's short story

[uacboo]

From Twitter.

[pajamaslam-deactivated20190101]

turns out we all gotta stay alive 

[artist-klee]

Growth of the night plants, 1922, Paul Klee

Size: 47.2x33.9 cm Medium: oil, cardboard

[zvaigzdelasas]

“I blame Reagan”

“for what?”

*gestures vaguely towards everywhere*

[toads-of-thunder]

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

This is Smokey’s worst nightmare

[emmersdrawberry]

Dark Smokey show me the forest fires

[amystiago]

“Alicia (guest star Gina Rodriguez) will drive into Rosa’s field of vision.”

[cienie-isengardu]

Surrounded by incompetents. You are the only one who has not tested my ire.

[arielsojourner]

Is he … Is he talking to the mouse droid?

[deejay]

Me with my roomba

[mypunkpansexualtwin]

[internetbf-deactivated20211102]

[mjalti]

Them: why are you competing in our cooking show today?

Me: the government banned gladiator matches yet I yearn for glory in the arena

[vladtheunfollower]

me growing up: *looking at a womans nipples through her shirt* interesting…interesting…I’m straight

[heksenhaus]

i dreamed of being a small child in a forest of pines. it was warm and i was laying on my stomach looking at what i thought was an anthill but, instead of ants, there was a long line of tiny cats with six or eight legs. the air was still and quiet and the antcats smelled strongly of lemon.

[thorvalkyrie-deactivated2018010]

Chris Hemsworth’s Vanity Fair Cover Shoot

[niniblack]

#the female gaze

[adhduck]

this is the female fucking gaze

[the-flightoficarus-deactivated2]

Whoever shot this, keep hiring them

[kissmeagainarthas]

What Women Want (2017), dir: Taika Waititi

[kryptaria]

This deserves another reblog.

[wyrmforge]

ive been getting a lot of shit about how “first it was the clown now it’s venom” and i have to say how could you even put pennywise and venom in the same league pennywise is an incel and venom is a raw unfiltered chad

[oodlyenough]

Jessica Jones, season 2

[pururin]

[countvonroo]

I love how groups of friends will end up adopting a group name. like wether it’s something just like “squad” or “meme team” an inside joke or something. and you’ll just refer to the group like one unit like “hey, the meme team is coming over,” and people will just know who that means. I love it. I love these little gangs filled with good pals.

[bookthiefes]

please install tag viewer for this one

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

this is definitely made up there’s no way that infamous plant idiot trofim lysenko could have stumbled into good weed. he literally did not believe in genetics

[unpopularopinionsworlddatabase]

didn’t lysenko claim that he created a perfect hybrid of a tomato and potato pretty much by just trying super hard