Sydney ^_^

the muse that weirdo in the pink elephant mask was talking about. your favourite camp nurse! <3 jedidiah martin <3

[up-and-adam-official]

Gay sex, am i right fellas?

[gaysinmyears]

Oh how they hurt me

[cicadabee]

kitty sydney !!

Im so fucking behind on this podcast and this design might be very wrong but I DON'T CARE!! My soul was called to make this artwork, also tumblr killed the quality

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[izzynstuffz]

I LOVE!!!!!!! FAT PEOPLE!!!!!!!!

[thecraftgremlin]

Where’s that one post that’s like Reasons Why My Wife Cried This Week and when are we gonna get a fanfic of that but Ryland Grace.

[stargirl-and-potts]

Reasons my human has cried:

* New student, very small. Grace said it was pebble. Pebble is small Earth rock. Pebble likes name.

* He found out Eridians have no gender rules.

* Students brought him mineral sample. After he stopped crying he said he loves show-and-tell game. Human naming conventions oddly literal.

* I told him Earthsun grew bright.

* I took him up atop atmosphere bypass elevator to look at stars.

* He woke up from nap and found me still with him. I did not wait on his chest; he says I am heavy like “elephant” and he “couldn’t breathe.” I laid my arm over him instead, kept him close, feeling safe. He said “cuddle” was warm.

* Before class he heard younglings singing.

* He has plants in house from sprouts on ship. Plant grew “bud.”

* Engineers got seawater temperature right. He took off shoes and stood in water, sighing. He didn’t care about pants getting damp. Cried until shirt was also damp. Humans very endlessly wet.

* He missed “Doritos.”

* Adrian helped food scientists make taumoeba dried paste. Made it crunchy after heating. We fused it into triangle form. Told him it was Tauritos. That made him laugh-cry. Laugh-cry is rare and precious.

* He remembered Eridians have no gender rules.

* We made him celebration outfit. Used metals he calls pretty. He can see frequencies named “colorful” and “shiny.” These make humans happiest.

* I gave him hug when he wasn’t expecting it. Easier to hug close now with exosuit. Hug when Grace sitting down so he does not fall over.

* Told him to think long time, stay with me as long as he can.

[bruder-wurm]

Sydney you've GOT to stop saying that during announcements.

[audhdspacewizard]

Knowing that Eridians have much longer lifespans, and also he can't be at every school on the planet at once, Ryland Grace decides to record a bunch of entertaining science lessons with Rocky's help.

Hundreds of years later, Eridian kids still get excited when the substitute teacher rolls in the 3D shape projector, because they know they're in for an episode of Friend Grace the Science Ace.

[alex-fish-art]

Happy Sydney art amongst all the angst 😿

Look at him hes so cutie

[jedidiah-martin-official]

Hello Jedidiah Alcoholics Anonymous Martin,

I must say, your hair looks quite greasy. Perhaps it is that “wet cat” quality you have.

yeah… I stand sadly in the shower for 2 hours a day, twice a day so my hair IS clean. I’m just soggy

[jedidiah-martin-official]

Meow

that’s Sydney’s department. I sadly whine.

[alexxuun]

Grace think fondly of his scar if you even care.

[dudethatsmypillowcase]

Sketchbook stuff! Every Rocky I draw looks like a completely different guy.

[dudethatsmypillowcase]

They just started Star Trek.

Also more Adrian NOWWWWWWWWWW I love the idea everyone has that they are 1. Triangle and 2. Giant compared to Rocky.

[tw1st-th3-knif3]

I love chnt I wish necromancy was real

[meburgers]

rocky discovers the consequences of human boredom

[sydney-sargent-official]

Statement of Sydney O. Sargent, regarding his work at a summer camp and the strange events that have regularly occurred during his continuing tenure there. Statement begins.

hello Jeddie, apologies for the deception

[eedweiz]

Grace insisted on putting Carl's name on the most important paper of the century 🎉