shy guy

yeah you should probably just unfollow me and i like bats

[setokaibathesolitairechampion]

From the producers who saw Shrek

[mushbat]

@melanienovak

[unregistered-hypercam2-deactiva]

found the best gofundmepage ever

[frankwinchester]

[mushbat]

What the fuck

[cedar-glade]

[bumbleshark]

ive been trying to find this screenshot for 2 years

[sandsvendor100]

Boy Ohr Boy I Cant Wait To Break In My New Baseball’s Glove

[sandsvendor100]

Hands

[dudeswithswords]

[ichorvial]

[busket]

this was posted on bernies official twitter so i thought i’d share it here too

to anyone who’s thinking about changing their vote to hillary because you’re worried about trump winning the republican nomination and you think that hillary has a better chance in the general election, you’re wrong. bernie is exceptionally more liked than trump compared to hillary, that makes bernie the more electable candidate

[cow-teeth]

dark bernie

give me the forbidden healthcare

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

if teenagers are ever being mean to you just pull out any miscellaneous item you have on you at the moment and make up some bullshit term to scare them

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

teenagers: we are going to punch you me *pulling out spoon*: have you lot ever been Uncle Jimmied

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teenagers: we are going to kick you me *pulling out an electric toothbrush*: have you all ever experienced a Norwegian Christmas…

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teenagers: we are going to unlawfully take your money me *taking car keys out of my pocket*: say, have any of you ever had a Pacific Ocean Garbage Patch…….

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teenagers: we are going to call you mean names me *taking Costco brand pair of socks out of my purse*: it’s been a while since i gave someone a Tropic Of Capricorn………….

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teenagers: we’re violent just for the fun of it ! me *microwaving a hard-boiled egg*: you’re all about to get a Matthew Broderick Jr.

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teenagers: we are going to spread rumors about you me *getting out my tube of rash cream*: don’t force me to give you a Chinese Whistling Garden

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teenagers: we are about to physically assault you me *pulling out cantaloupe*: seems like you rapscallions have never heard of the Screaming Astronaut

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

teenagers: we are going to commit felonies me *pulling out handfuls of spaghetti*: I’m sorry you all have to experience the Kansas Turnpike …

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

teenagers: i am preparing to steal an automotive vehicle me *taking out a roll of dental floss*: keep this sort of behavior up and you’re going to get the Rick Astley’s Crochet

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

teenagers: i plan to do acts of physical hooliganism! me *takes a Bop It out of my pocket*: I don’t normally do this but I’ll enjoy giving you a North Carolina Senator G.K. Butterfield

[animalbody]

if theres a day i dont reblog this assume i died

[gattsu]

this is exactly how i feel giving people my art as gifts

[paper-mario-wiki]

[reylo-is-my-halo]

[forestsuggestion-blog]

give the trees names and they will protect you

[hoothoot-remaking-lol]

(approaches random tree) punch that bastard for me, krunglefuck 9600. punch him real good

[weloveshortvideos]

[divisiblepie]

why’d you do that. now you’ve gone and hurt his fucking feelings.

[therationalnational]

The birds know.. 

[rodcocker]

Bernie a Disney princess I swear

[extradan]