Bajamet Blast

they/them, 27, gay as hell, i playa da saxophone, engaged to a handsome derg Icon done by: https://www.tumblr.com/rainyjackalope Header done by: https://www.tumblr.com/agentcricket-art

[sacred-portal]

[kaijuno]

[chilewithcarnage]

[vile-things]

[boxheadpaint]

at the “coughing my damn lungs out” partnof the cold. Jesus christ

[boxheadpaint]

feelin fine

[catcrumb]

[thewrithingsouth]

i can tell when the edible starts to work when i start z-targeting shit irl

[thewrithingsouth]

iu'm doing this shit when i run into my cat in the hallway

[ouroborosorder]

”all language is approximation” believers when my autistic ass finally weaves together the exact right linguistic phrase that conveys pure information and shatters qualia as we know it

[importantcatpics]

[academicgangster]

[fatfangs]

eww dude keep your skinny fetish to yourself

[spookeex]

[jame7t]

Planet Suckulon 5 has declared war on Earth

[slopgirlier]

[fongus-the-ninth]

Likely one of the funniest things we will get from the extremely late-to-the-party among us show

[itsjunetime]

clowngirl getting an orchiectomy and the surgeon just keeps removing ball after ball after ball after ball after

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

clown nurse standing by solemnly adding each successive ball to the ones she's already juggling

[infantisimo]

the will is weak the flesh also is weak and me i am not doing too good either

[laterkiss]

happy pride to my favourite post on reddit

[parkchanwoohoo]

No I think it's really great when a friend group of approximately twenty seven individuals spread out in the sidewalk as they walk so nobody has to walk behind the group. There's nothing better than when I'm trying to get home and I see the tableau of Jesus at the Last Supper gliding towards me like Jamiroquai in the Virtual Insanity music video and I have to decide who has the narrowest frame that I can shoulder-check my way past

[dogpuppy]