idk

Who the fuck even knows anymore?

[fanotastic]

[fanotastic]

Flagged upon posting, you cruel bastard.

[feelcompassion]

[sagansense]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

[saltwaterlullaby]

Dont forget the child in the manger had to flee with his unwed mother and her boyfriend to another country. As a refugee.

[ginatrivia]

Look up “Jose y Maria” by Everett Patterson

[cavernario-galindo]

José y María , by Everett Patterson.

[teathattast]

sprimkle

[dingdongyouarewrong]

one time i was in a pub in london and saw lemonade on the menu and i was like mmmm lemonade!!! but i’ve been to australia and been tricked before so i was like hey is this actual lemonade lemonade or is it just sprite and she was like it’s actual lemonade so i ordered some and she brought it back and it was sprite. i hate england

[juan-the-gecko]

When women want to fuck monsters:

When men want to fuck monsters:

Conclusion: men are fucking cowards.

[tolkienteacher]

I laughed out loud in the middle of a staff meeting.

[aggro-kawaii-deactivated2022111]

I have yet to see a “not all men” and I’m surprised. 

[kaasknot]

via @trillgutterbug

[nassadii]

[stripper-witch-deactivated20190]

Not the clown

[rainbowgazes-archive]

the nsa agents watching me check my phone after they activated my phones vibrate function without a notification 

[rainbowgazes-archive]

they know that i know

[insomniac-arrest]

new friend: gosh you are so intelligent and well-spoken

me: :)

me internally: you fool, that is because you are on level 2 friendship, by level 5 I will be mumbling nonsense and finishing every half-baked sentence with ‘ya know?’

[tropiyas]

[robustmyaft]

WHY DOES THIS FIT SO WELL LIKE THEIR MOUTHS ARE SYNCING WITH THE SONG PERFECTLY AND THIS HASN’T EVEN BEEN EDITED THE FUCK

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

When your friend’s going off about “nasty kinks” but they just mentioned like half of the ones you’re into:

[lesbianshepard]

“I was raised Catholic” just translates to “I’m an atheist, but I feel kinda bad about it.”

[sophiamariabaeks]

[jvedi-blog]

fashionably late? more like anxiously early

[thestateonmtv]

Scooby Doo teens be like if we don’t go around in a van looking for criminals who will. Who fucking will.

[theyellowbrickroad]

[kiixiies]

so glad we’re finally getting accurate lesbian representation in the media

[trevenanl-deactivated20200913]

not even Burt and all of his Bees could save me this time

[skellydun]

not to be gross but i want to be in love

[kontrazvedka-deactivated2019031]

[niambi]

this post shot me in the neck

[sharonsgf]

theres this chinese girl in my class who isnt very fluent in english and she asked me if i have a boyfriend and i was like “i dont. i dont like. boys” and she nodded very wisely and went “ah. cooties”

[itd-be-gay-if-you-didnt]

SHE IS WISE