frogs'n'memes

Australian, She/Her, 23, literally just frogs and memes. occasional existential despair. check out @bean13.photos for pretty stuff

[ohrejoice]

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

did laundry and showered today you knowwwww i'm hitting that clean sheets clean jammies clean me trifecta tonight

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

bro im bedcelled. im comfypilled. im literally cozymaxxing.

[probablysomethingtm]

​honkpilled shoomaxxer

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

straight up "snorkin' it". and by "it" haha, well. let's just say. mimimi

[saturnvs]

fight

[jauntylittlefrillyboy]

My cat is not my son, I am not a parent to him. I am the help. Our relationship is more akin to whatever Kronk and Yzma have going on, if I'm being honest here.

[jauntylittlefrillyboy]

The dynamic:

[pangur-and-grim]

little guy missed his jump

[merulo-pretzel-date]

[droptheguillotineplease]

Let's be intimidating blob with mama

[pangur-and-grim]

they look like the evil penguin from Wallace and Gromit

[doomdoomofdoom]

You mean the chicken.

[theyellowbrickroad]

i had the best human interaction of all time last night. i was sitting at a bar eating an appetizer and this guy comes up to order a drink and stares at my food and comments how good it looks. when i am drunk i use the word bitch like it is a comma, i plug it into any space in a sentence possible. so naturally the first thing i say to this stranger is, “go ahead and take one, bitch.”

he looks SO shocked and taken aback and goes “what did you just say? how do you know my name?” so i sit there for a moment trying to figure out what the fuck he is talking about, and then go, “…. bitch?” and he looks so relieved and tells me his name is mitch.

i cannot stop thinking about this. oh my god. imagine going into a bar and someone you know for a fact youve never met approaches you and says “go ahead and take one, mitch.” im cracking the fuck up. he looked like he thought this was the fucking truman show

[moldwood]

salmon fancam

[trickstarbrave]

BITING YOU BITING YOU BITING YOU

[thememedaddy]

[herpsandbirds]

Pearly Tree Frog (Nyctixalus margaritifer), family Rhacophoridae, Java, Indonesia

photographs by Koh Ke Han

[charlataninred]

Character duo where one *remembers I don’t like fitting characters into trope boxes* is a completely fleshed out and realised person *remembers treating characters as real people and not story devices written with intent is bad* who is written by the author and *remembers death of the author* uh. And *fumbles and drops my pile of queue cards* ah fuck wait no *the menacing horse* what was that.

[phantomrose96]

I like when fic length/book length/movie length is its own punchline

[phantomrose96]

characters: Ah, I'm so glad that's all over now :). But luckily that's done and dealt with and we can all resume our normal lives now :)

fic length: Chapter 9 out of 48

[phantomrose96]

[yarrow-heather-and-hollyhock]

I love this little bit by Cathon

[undying-princess]

knowing how it tends to go with male authors and their wives it was probably marge who wrote the odyssey

[queer-as-city-folk]

Animals: a guide

[queer-as-city-folk]

One side has monkeys and tigers and elephants and capybaras, the other? Squirrels and deer

[queer-as-city-folk]

I forgot Bison and Sea Otters

[salekinj]

Have you seen a moose, megafauna are cool.

[queer-as-city-folk]

[queer-as-city-folk]

I DO NOT!!!

[queer-as-city-folk]

[queer-as-city-folk]

[queer-as-city-folk]

I am sorry

[eunnieboo]

the circus was in town that day 🤡

[eunnieboo]

happy lesbian visibility week to them