spicy mutter

this is not a linux blog | she/her for cis ppl, she/they for genderqueer ppl | over 18, under 20

[mutter-afterdark]

hi, I'm mutter. I'm a bi lesbian futch trans gal, and this is where I go to be horny on the internet. this is not a linux blog.

if you're a minor, now would be the time to leave if you don't want to find yourself on my blocklist.

if I know you IRL, tread lightly. you might learn some things about me you didn't want to know.

my main blog is over at @mutter-official. if any of the above applies to you, now is your last chance to turn back.

DNIs are dumb, but don't be a dick or a minor or you'll earn yourself a block.

I won't do a kink list or anything detailed here (you can figure that out for yourself ;3, also after some flirting you may ask me for BDSM test results) but I'm a very kinky switch/vers.

for dysphoria reasons, you may not call the bits I have between my legs a penis, dick, cock, or any other terms that would imply that they're a dick. acceptable terms include (but are not limited too), cunt (a favorite), pussy, strap (also a favorite, though only applicable in certain contexts), and biostrap. (please don't call them a biodick).

yknow this number is getting high enough I should probably add this here

mutuals fucked: 3

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#mine: original/non-reblog posts & any posts w/ pics of me

[mutter-afterdark]

I am having a really really lovely afternoon

[shutyourmoustache]

When my mother forgets a word, she is the queen of coming up with new words. Words that would take a third National Treasure movie to fully decipher. I was talking to her yesterday, and she said this: “You know the time for los jibbities is coming up. You must be so excited!” Oh, is it time for los jibbities already? I must have missed it on my calendar. Are we celebrating something? “Of course! We should all be celebrating, shouldn’t we?” OK, so los jibbities is a happy thing. It’s not like something is giving you the heebie-jeebies, which would have been my one and only guess. “Los heebie-jeebies? Now you’re making things up...and this is my show.” You’re right. The time for los jibbities is coming up. Is this a season? “Yes, the season for love. The season for pride.” OK, los jibbities. “Yeah, sound it out.” Los…jibbities. LGBTs! “Sí, mira cuz you’re gay!” “You couldn’t just say pride season? You couldn’t just… *laughs*

[party-gilmore]

HAPPY LOS JIBBITIES EVERYBODY!!!

[greatmountainfloofsquatch]

The time for Los Jibbities has arrived!

[shutyourmoustache]

When my mother forgets a word, she is the queen of coming up with new words. Words that would take a third National Treasure movie to fully decipher. I was talking to her yesterday, and she said this: “You know the time for los jibbities is coming up. You must be so excited!” Oh, is it time for los jibbities already? I must have missed it on my calendar. Are we celebrating something? “Of course! We should all be celebrating, shouldn’t we?” OK, so los jibbities is a happy thing. It’s not like something is giving you the heebie-jeebies, which would have been my one and only guess. “Los heebie-jeebies? Now you’re making things up...and this is my show.” You’re right. The time for los jibbities is coming up. Is this a season? “Yes, the season for love. The season for pride.” OK, los jibbities. “Yeah, sound it out.” Los…jibbities. LGBTs! “Sí, mira cuz you’re gay!” “You couldn’t just say pride season? You couldn’t just… *laughs*

[party-gilmore]

HAPPY LOS JIBBITIES EVERYBODY!!!

[greatmountainfloofsquatch]

The time for Los Jibbities has arrived!

[shutyourmoustache]

When my mother forgets a word, she is the queen of coming up with new words. Words that would take a third National Treasure movie to fully decipher. I was talking to her yesterday, and she said this: “You know the time for los jibbities is coming up. You must be so excited!” Oh, is it time for los jibbities already? I must have missed it on my calendar. Are we celebrating something? “Of course! We should all be celebrating, shouldn’t we?” OK, so los jibbities is a happy thing. It’s not like something is giving you the heebie-jeebies, which would have been my one and only guess. “Los heebie-jeebies? Now you’re making things up...and this is my show.” You’re right. The time for los jibbities is coming up. Is this a season? “Yes, the season for love. The season for pride.” OK, los jibbities. “Yeah, sound it out.” Los…jibbities. LGBTs! “Sí, mira cuz you’re gay!” “You couldn’t just say pride season? You couldn’t just… *laughs*

[party-gilmore]

HAPPY LOS JIBBITIES EVERYBODY!!!

[greatmountainfloofsquatch]

The time for Los Jibbities has arrived!

[mutter-afterdark]

god is there anything better in the world than weird kinky tranny sex

[mutter-afterdark]

hi I just took a really really really pretty picture of my cunt but I can't post it on here, please please please DM me if you wanna see it I wanna show off my pretty little pussy so so so bad

[mutter-afterdark]

wait fuck can I not post on this blog anymore

[mutter-afterdark]

I need to get hit with a sledgehammer

[fae-they]

so are we keeping our glasses on or off during sex

glasses on or off during sex

on

off

i do not wear glasses (u better rb this)

Remaining time: 2 days 2 minutes

[trochaic-mutant-ninja-tetrameter]

🎶LGBTQ+! All are welcome!🎵

[crowned-bottom]

Being a butch is great cause I look pretty similar on the outside everyday and of course I have a cornucopia of colourful boxers and Calvin Klein boxers but then I also have an entire drawer of lingerie for when I'm feeling particularly fancy and some short skirts for when I want a butch's hands underneath them and it's not a forcefem situation it's more of a I love fucking and I have really nice tits that deserve pretty lingerie to frame them and sometimes sneaking a hand up my skirt is hot and you simply cannot shove a hand up/down my jeans sneakily I typically only wear them at home with someone I trust cause I don't need to be misgendered as femme but also straddling a butches lap in a skirt is god tier

Like imagine you walk into my cafe and think I'm hot in my work jeans and a bulk pack men's shirt with an xl flannel thrown overtop with my glasses pushed back in my hair and coffee grounds on my boots and then you find out I have a lacy black thong on underneath

[crowned-bottom]

This is what I wore to a kink event that got me eaten out for an hour and a half (there's a matching red lace bra underneath my cropped white button up and tie) butches in lingerie 4ever

[mutter-afterdark]

weird sex is the best sex

[shockspectrum]

making ur contact photo in my phone a picture of your tits

[kisseswitharsenic]

Okay hear me out with this over the top fantasy, but kidnapping a sub and them escaping only for that Stockholm Syndrome to kick in and they come crawling back. They get tied down as a precaution "Just until the trust is earned back, you understand, right, honey?”

Waiting for punishment that comes in the form of being cucked as you invite another much more obedient sub into your once shared bed. Fucking the new sub dumb while the escapee brat pulls against their restraints, stricken and desperate for forgiveness.

[starlitbeetle]

Hey all, while we're busy normalizing women with hairy legs, hairy armpits and bushy pubes, let's also normalize women with hairy upper lips, hairy chins, hairy side burns, hairy chests, and all the other places where women are supposedly magically hair-free.

[mutter-afterdark]

happy tuesday! got some new panties the other day and they show off how absolutely enormous I am down there quite well I think :3

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