[calebwittebane]

you have destroyed and betrayed yourself for an amazing reason

[json-derulo]

it pains me to say it but the more people talk shit about the women who wear those shorts/leggings with the weird butt seam that looks like it gives you a terminal wedgie, the more compelled I feel to take the women’s side

[json-derulo]

ohhhhhh my godddddddd you saw someone wearing really tight revealing pants in public? should we throw a party? should we invite goody proctor

[json-derulo]

and while we’re at it, I’m done worrying about cameltoe. I don’t have time to be pulling and tugging at my clothes all day. if you can see the outline of my pussy you should say thank you and go about your business

[json-derulo]

SAME WITH NIPPLES!!!!

[json-derulo]

[hunybody]

u guys omfg can we try feminism again. can we breathe life back into feminism's wounded and perishing body like OMFG she's dying...

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

“i also choose this guy’s dead wife” was easily the #1 funniest thing to ever be written on the internet.

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

you can know the punchline but you can’t stop it from punching you.

[mighty-meerkat]

i do also feel the need to add that phil8248 really liked the joke. he said his wife had always had a dark sense of humour, even about her illness and death, and seeing the joke made him feel like he was laughing with her one last time.

[moonlitstargazer]

[lord-kitschener]

[bintilleil-deactivated20200510]

[cjsnaake]

I fuck with this

[agnesandhilda]

if female top nudity weren't viewed as inherently sexually explicit. oh brother. I would be letting those puppies hang like you wouldn't believe

[agnesandhilda]

the thing is I would be okay with being viewed as sexually attractive while topless. like a shirtless cis man can be a considered a hunk beefcake eye candy etc but it's not by nature r-rated. usamerican society at large is able to understand that toplessness can be sexually appealing but is not in itself a sexual act when a man does it. if I could be just casually topless on a hot day or something without the little flashing light over my head saying think of the CHILDREN I would be getting minoan with it

[mutators]

1. Be tormented by it

2. Convince yourself you like it actually, to survive

3. Seek it out, because you like it

4. Return to top of list

[tylostoma]

really enjoyed the picturesque drive home with my digicam

[kosmogrl]

[iphigeniacomplex]

[girl in a low cut top voice] i just dont know what it is but everyone is being sooo nice to me today….[grows grave and guarded] they’re conspiring against my reign and they think me a fool

[warceline]

[born2love]

yo i made rhis into a sweater

[befikra]

i bet it feels good to be an underwater plant just swaying in sync with the flow of water

[befikra]

[wavesofundoing]

The lesson of Wuthering Heights, of Greek tragedy and, ultimately, of all religions, is that there is an instinctive tendency towards divine intoxication which the rational world of calculation cannot bear. This tendency is the opposite of Good. Good is based on common interest which entails consideration of the future. Divine intoxication … is entirely in the present.

Georges Bataille, Literature and Evil

[toskarin]

wait they're actually calling it the Nintendo Sputch??

[toskarin]

I thought you were all shitposting

[dualboot-dollbot]

they haven't announced anything. stop blindly trusting leaks like this

[toskarin]

are we watching the same show

[synthient]

X

[open-sketchbook]

i fucking love the matrix

[lady-of-vitreous-sight]

Based on its name, you'd think the 'nuclear family' would refer to something very scientifically interesting, but probably also deeply evil and a cause of great violence. And you'd be half right.