[mxmvrder]

shitty intro post time

our collective name is Petrichor, we use it / its exclusively unless we know you well, or you're our partner.

- we're visually impaired, use plaintext when talking to us in asks and messages

- If you're pro-endo, endo-neutral or claim you can be a system without trauma: go away. if you interact I will delete your comments and block you.

- we don't owe you our life story, don't try to dig for info you're not gonna find

we're a ramcoa sys, if you're gonna bitch to us about that at all, just leave. we won't engage w you or your shit takes about how our trauma wasn't real or how we should forgive our abusers. It will not happen ever.

[eptck]

you have to be kinder to people with memory issues.

you have to be kinder to people who are slow processors.

you have to be kinder to people who don't understand your jokes.

you have to be kinder to people who forget important dates.

you have to be kinder to people with cognitive decline.

you have to be kinder to people who were always this way, too.

you have to be kind. you have to be kind.

[organicmatter]

guys i just found out about this site that does a daily guessing game, it’s phylogenetic wordle- so fun!!!

[girlballs]

[expands my brain hugestyle] this song shall be in E minor because its relative major is G and the name of character it represents starts with G. this is the smartest thing anyone has ever done

[veryfastnighuncatchable]

General Lamarque has been dead for 194 slutty, slutty years

[parkchanwoohoo]

[interestingmistakes]

Reblogging this manually. Op doesn't want credit for fear of being terminated.

[instantpansies]

making some gay mac n cheese because it's pride month and i haven't eaten in 14 hours

we're using the cheetos box of bones bold and cheesy mac'n cheese, cause what's gayer than that

[instantpansies]

limited edition, i might add

[instantpansies]

here's the cheese powder all separated out. i used a chopstick and immediately regretted it but here we are

[instantpansies]

hell yeah. boil those gay little skeletons

[instantpansies]

alr pasta is done. now the hard part

gotta take 1/6 of this cheese powder and 1/6 of the pasta... wish me luck

[instantpansies]

first color: yellow (it's the lightest)

and what a color... beautiful

[instantpansies]

orange (it's oranger than it looks. i only added like 1 drop of red food dye bc the cheeto dust is so strong)

[instantpansies]

well this was a nightmare. pretend this red isn't the color of coagulated blood

[instantpansies]

green. if anyone cares.

horrifying!

[instantpansies]

blue.... oh no

this may have been a mistake

[instantpansies]

purple. purple like the risk pieces

that was the last color aaaagghhgh why did i do this

[instantpansies]

all the colors together...

awful. horrible. i feel so accomplished

[instantpansies]

holy shit you guys. it looks so good i

!!!!

[instantpansies]

ok but this lighting brings out the color so well

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH!!!!!

[instantpansies]

it's not very good mac n cheese actually

[instantpansies]

NO NOT MY GAY MAC N CHEESE

[playthings2007]

Completely lost all concepts of joke comprehension for a moment because my instinct was to register this as a new type of kitchencel

[disorientation]

Having a "stupider people have done this" attitude about the things you want to do can open so many doors

[creekfiend]

I'm so glad that that truncated fucking ran-into-a-wall-at-speed tadpole-ass looking squirrel only lives in high altitude forests in Borneo bc this means I am extremely unlikely to encounter one in my day to day life. thank god

[tuftedpygmysquirrel]

Hello.

[creekfiend]

DID YOU MAKE THIS BLOG SIMPLY TO TORMENT ME

[tuftedpygmysquirrel]

I can go upside down.

[creekfiend]

WHERE IS THE REST OF YOU

[fairycosmos]

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

[manuciruja]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

[manuciruja]

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

[smadsel]

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

[smadsel]

that’s not the whole flag, now is it

[manuciruja]

hey staff what the fuck

[villainessbian]

hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose

[shrodingers-catgirl]

HEY STAFF DONT YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING TOO ON-THE-NOSE

[averagesquire]

the dash when hudsons nipples are visible through his shirt

[bovineblogger]

can you guys watch my squab for me im gonna go on my smoko

[kcrossvine]

baby need smoko

[bovineblogger]

BABY DOES NOT NEED SMOKO

[frickerdoodle]

[kcrossvine-art]

IS THAT FUCKING FELTED????? THIS IS GORGEOUS BABY SMOKO

[moghedien]

I feel like I need to share this because idk if Europeans are familiar with the presence of Aldi in the US, but at least especially in my area they’ve been growing a lot recently. Like Aldi bought out some local failing grocery chains where I live (Louisiana) and have opened Aldis in all these somewhat rural communities and small towns, which for the record I’m fine with

But as a result of this they are advertising a lot more in my area and also in many cases, the people in these areas have never been confronted with Aldi or any European grocery store. So the ads that Aldi is pushing out to its new US customer base feature a cowboy shopping at Aldi who is explaining to new Aldi customers how Aldi works. Like this cowboy is explaining you gotta put a quarter in the shopping cart and why there are very little name brands. A cowboy is how they want to reach their American customer base. They gave us a cowboy

[moghedien]

Here he is, the Aldi Cowboy

[escuerzoresucitado]

[churlsgonewild]