it's me boy i'm the ps5

mateo | mid20s | any pronouns | vampire / werewolf / monster fucker | playing skate story and blue prince

[spookyteeth]

happy pride month

[kushblazer666]

[deodorantdenier]

people are saying this is a song and i can't imagine what it could possibly sound like. what the hell are you talking about

[the-timewatcher]

like this

[mothman-etd]

I am so glad that in 2026 there are people experiencing Günther for the first time.

[yeomanslog]

the youths yearn for the ding ding dong

[tourdion]

classic post rant quora phrase

[ironmaidenhead]

i have no memory of my mother.

[pocket-watcher]

Anyone who thinks asking for consent kills the mood has clearly never seen their partner hot and heavy and flustered stammering out the word “please”

[desolationlesbian]

for the record this IS an apple hate zone yes I have an android phone yes I have a bulky PC with its own USB port yes I use wired headphones. you can go ahead and try to fight me on it but keep in mind how scrappy I must be considering I’m broke as shit and have nothing to lose and can guarantee my phone screen won’t shatter in the brawl

[mxsseduction]

Me talking to my partners, the people I have sworn a lifetime commitment to and love more than anyone else on earth: hello my platonic best friends :)

Me talking to the butch: *twirling my hair around my fingers, blushing* what if you got up onstage and proposed with check yes juliet

[mxsseduction]

drink hot water with a little lemon juice and honey

[weirdoughnut]

drink cold water

[weirdoughnut]

drink cold water

[weirdoughnut]

drink cold water

[weirdoughnut]

drink cold water

[weirdoughnut]

drink cold water

[youokaymel]

how not to comfort your coworkers 101

[mxsseduction]

Sorry all I been posting about been the butch. I'm obsessed with him, y'see.

[beastliness]

that man is beautiful like ripe fruit to me and I am approaching him with a paring knife

[mxsseduction]

We went out the other day and the server dropped our check off in front of him and I wasn't even mad. And like I didn't even try to argue about paying. And he got the car door for me and I wasn't even a bitch about it. That's growth.