Romantic on Main

~Aya~ "And suddenly all the love songs were about you"

[qlv-vllp]

[freakvampiresex]

its nothing some ibuprofen and a blunt and 5 beers and a head injury and jacking off and killing myself cant fix

[barneycalhounslutmoments]

literally the reason online discourse is Like That is cuz ppl havent found real problems yet

[barneycalhounslutmoments]

when ur pushing 30 and renting an apartment and reckoning with your health and future prospects ppl drawing pokemon porn becomes a lot less pressing of an issue

[chillyfeetsteak]

the moment he decides to binky

[chillyfeetsteak]

[topherchris]

[boostmobilemastershake]

tough fucking luck losing my cart and my pack of camels in the same 48 hour period i suspect that it may have been ghouls

[ja-khajay]

are you a medieval silk road merchant

[plasmalogical]

haters will see you

[plasmalogical]

dr. haters will see you now

[ad-wills]

"you attract what you fear"

AHHHHHH A RICH BENEFACTOR WHO WILL FUND ALL MY WEIRD CREATIVE ENDEAVOURS NOOOOOO STAY AWAYYYY

[sometransgal]

The humiliation of being handed a tiny clown toy by your professor and being asked "is this yours?" Can only be topped by having to answer "oh yes... I was looking for him"

[perhapsihavesucceeded]

Picture of clown toy?

[sometransgal]

It was the one on the right but they're a set that stay together

[freyalise]

i'm pregnant... with the next great American novel! [looks directly at you, suddenly serious] and I'm getting an abortion

[egberts]

they don't want you to know this but being weird and staying silly really helps you feel young forever

[lesbianboyfriend]

the best part about having a job is being able to go through doors other people aren’t allowed to use the worst part is everything else

[valtsv]

cause of death: who give a shit

[valtsv]

cause of death: none of your fucking business

[valtsv]

[cloudboundcritters]

"we need more weird queers!!"

you start parroting TERF talking points the milisecond someone says they are a lesboy or gaygirl

you cry when mspec lesbians/gays exist

you refuse to use neopronouns or it/its, even when those are a persons only set of pronouns

you expect a-specs to experience attraction in some way (yes, that includes platonic attraction)

you exclude intersex people

you can't even accept furries.

[majesticartax]

[greelin]

“he has your blood all over his mouth” well we are in love. If you must know

[greelin]

how did it get there? well. use your imagination. You nosy bitch

[glaneurs]

[lastoneout]

Actually deeply upset that I haven't seen the funniest tweet about this whole thing reposted here yet smh my fucking head.