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mike | 30s | he/him I bet the guy who runs this blog is a huge nerd. I make music and I talk about stuff sometimes

[foodffs]

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[my-keys]

I, like many people on the hellsite, don't give a shit about sports but the idea of the Knicks winning their first championship since 1973 during Zohran's first year in office is incredibly powerful.

[beaswellgirl]

yep, pretty much

[duskargentum]

I think quite possibly my favorite line from GLaDOS in all of the media she's been in is "Federal regulations require me to inform you that this next test chamber... Is lookin' pretty good."

She sounds so smug and pleased with herself

[duskargentum]

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[vakariasdragon]

johnny cash's little brother jimmy pennies is 3 inches tall and has a voice only dogs can hear

[fidelcostco]

the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving

[fidelcostco]

and what's the genital situation on the shadows

[fidelcostco]

oh this is my post

[kiefbowl]

must suck being the kind of person who believes in magic but thinks it's evil. like your problem would be solved instantly by this one cool trick: magic isn't real dumbass

[kiefbowl]

"don't play pretend magic or real devils and witches can corrupt your soul" oh okay. I think you should kill your pastor with a gun.

[i-am-a-fish]

Time for me to get my life together.

new bedtime schedule, 1 AM to 1:15 AM.

then, morning routine

1:16 AM: breakfast, eat 8 bananas no chewing

1:20 AM - (???): jog until unconscious

[1gm]

[punkitt-is-here]

me tasting various flavors of gatorade

[gauntletqueen]

me tasting various flavors of la croi

[dailycatsblog]

[the-composite-doll]

Wait is that THIS cat?

IT IS

[robotdwarf]

Turns out the scheming eunuch's love for you is genuine

[ramiikin]

Started up skyrim again recently and had to paint a glitch I experienced, this game is still life changing so many years later

[pseudomantis]

Why do they keep taking away their swag/cuteness

[pseudomantis]

The raptors one is the most painful one for me they literally had a dinosaur playing basketball in their logo maybe the coolest thing in the fucking world and they were like let's get rid of him

[a-book-of-creatures]

[my-keys]

The og raptors jersey was so fucking sick too

This is the coolest jersey in the history of the nba. Look at it, with it's perfect shade of purple and jagged pinstriping and the red stripes in the collar and arm holes. God damn it's so fucking sick. And what are they running now?

Trash. There's no character here. It's a red jersey with a black chevron. They don't even have a cool font. It's the one gripe I have with the og jersey (even though it does fit the vibe) and this feels like an overcorrection.

Writing this post is also how I found out the raptors haven't worn purple in their primary away jersey since 2006 so I'm pretty fucking annoyed rn. Let's have a look at their alternate away jersey.

Okay, it's black, which you know, probably not insanely rare for an alternate away jersey but we also lost the chevron and brought back the pinstripes. I'll take it, because I love the pinstripes, but it's certainly not anywhere close to the 95-97 jersey.

[elucubrare]

You’ve heard of “i didn’t say it was good, i said i liked it,” get ready for “i said it had some technical problems & didn’t fully deliver on its themes, not that i didn’t like it”

[elucubrare]

#I voiced a criticism of some of its aspects#which in no way implies I did not like it#“and especially does not imply that I would like to hear a defense of it of the form 'shut up and let people have fun'”

REALLY endorsing these tags from galileosballs

[spongeified]

i needed more angry bob on here

[segamascott]

i don't like seeing him get like this 💔

[nostalgic-teddyy]

mind you he NEVER gets like that unprovoked.

[thepoisonroom]

loudly going "YOU'RE GOOD YOU'RE GOOD" to myself to ward off the memory of every embarrassing thing i've ever done

[elmerseason-deactivated-deactiv]

[0gl1tch0]

I actually learned a fun therapy trick for this!

The statute of limitations on arson is 6 years.

So whenever I remember an embarrassing or shameful thing I’ve done, I ask myself if it was worse than arson. If it wasn’t, and it was 6 or more years ago, I forgive myself.

Also just the comedic shock of going “well, that was a stupid and mean thing I said, but 6 years is the statute of limitations on arson” helps.

[quaintpanic]

I WAS BORN YESTERDAY. I JUST BLEW IN FROM STUPID TOWN. THIS IS MY FIRST RODEO. PLEASE BE PATIENT WITH ME.

[my-keys]

AND I can't stress this enough I am here to fuck spiders

[homestarrunner]

nice!