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[boldkatte]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

so what you're gonna do is you're gonna trim the top off a bulb of garlic, using the knife's edge to take off the tip of every individual clove, that's important. you're gonna place the garlic face-up in a square of tinfoil, drizzle with olive oil, wrap completely in foil, place in baking tray, repeat with a copious amount of garlic bulbs. you're gonna put that baking tray in an oven set to 375-400°F, for 30-50 minutes, until soft and browned. you're gonna toast some good bread, slather generously with butter and honey, maybe a tiny lil bit o' salt. and then. you're gonna SQUEEZE. OUT. THAT. ROASTED GARLIC. onto the butter honey toast. and you're gonna eat it. food stolen directly from the plate of the gods. that's what you're gonna do.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

the garlic. it beckons you

[thesweetestsupervillains]

It occurs to me that "1920s gangster doing a cooking show while holding you at gunpoint" is an untapped market.

We've had normal cooking shows. Now we need period piece cooking shows in character.

[existennialmemes]

Every Website right now: Give us a scan of your driver's license or be banished. It's for safety.

Every Website for the last 10 years: Oopsies we had another massive data breach! Tee-hee!

[easyvirgin-deactivated20160413]

happy Thursday the 20th

[askjennaflorida]

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

[mx-mythical-deactivated20260319]

next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th

August 2015

October 2016

April 2017

July 2017

September 2018

December 2018

June 2019

February 2020

August 2020

You know, just in case you wanted to set your queue for the next 6 years

[itsquietinsantafe2]

TODAY

[captain-of-the-historicfuture]

Since it’s now August 20, 2020… The next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th:

May 2021

January 2022

October 2022

April 2023

July 2023

June 2024

February 2025

March 2025

November 2025

August 2026

If you wanted to set your queue for the next six years.

[viridxs]

I gotta take my chances

[nocturnal-stims]

🌎 Ideservecouture on IG

[ryebreadgf]

[static-scribblez]

[frociaggina97]

"i don't care if they make their whole way though uni with chatgpt" i think you guys are so internetpilled that you have forgotten there are actual jobs out there that require people to know what they are doing in any way possible or else people die

[frociaggina97]

i know a lot of people study just to get paid well but girl this is engineering be for fucking real take this seriously

[finalgirljasontodd]

tablet ran out of battery here’s a kori wip <3

[sovietnam]

[ahmad-ziyad]

Save what’s left of us, we are dying

Israel continues its crimes in Gaza, targeting journalists, civil defense teams, and innocent civilians. Today, Nasser Medical Complex was directly bombed, killing four journalists, members of the civil defense, and civilians who were inside the hospital.

The entire world remains silent in the face of these atrocities. How long will this brutality continue? When will Israel stop targeting civilians? When will the world rise against this injustice?

People of the world, we are dying of hunger, under bombardment, and in despair—while you remain silent. Stand with us, be our voice… you are our last hope.

vetted by @gazavetters (line #658) vetted by @nabulsi (here) , and shared by @90-ghost (here)

[thememedaddy]

[bisexuel]

being a comics fan is like i could give you some general information abt any given character but i'm not necessarily a scholar of theirs you would have to see a specialist to be sure. the same way like in a pinch a pediatrist could tell you you were having a heart attack but you probably want to follow up with a cardiologist

[bisexuel]

yup his name is edward nygma like enigma lol but i'm going to have you consult with dr nick in riddlerology for more specifics 📃✍️👩‍⚕️

[triviallytrue]

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

[brother-dawn]

avatar (2009) — director james cameron

[rad-ishradish]

Timfreaktacular

[fuck-customers]

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

Source

[timejoshi]

jack drake is the funniest man in the world he should not have been responsible for a child

[timejoshi]

so bad at parenting the second you kick the bucket your son, who frequently and with great ease is able to leave the country on the regular to get the shit beaten out of him in another random european nation without your knowledge, purchases a social security number off the black market and forges years of tax documents and employment records to invent a fake relative so that the rich stranger you let him live with in middle school doesn't try to adopt him and do frightening unfamiliar things to him like make him go to school or eat a vegetable. the kid turned out fine btw