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This old ladyās granddaughter likes me and Iām not sure how to feel about it cause Iāve never dated a white womanā¦sis who sent you?
A white woman? Sis you deserve better
Girl I am perplexed thatās a set up
A whole set up, she white they invented set ups š
This old ladyās granddaughter likes me and Iām not sure how to feel about it cause Iāve never dated a white womanā¦sis who sent you?
A white woman? Sis you deserve better
Do notttt pick other peopleās roses!!! š¬š¬ in their yardā¦no matter how pretty they are š¬š¬š¬
Are they gonna beat my ass if I do? š„¶
You canāt pull other peopleās flowers!!
Fine!
Why yāall acting brand new?
They basically tellinā our asses to not be ghetto.
I am ghetto, ghetto is me but Iāll turn it down during normal business hours for the white folks
Do notttt pick other peopleās roses!!! š¬š¬ in their yardā¦no matter how pretty they are š¬š¬š¬
Are they gonna beat my ass if I do? š„¶
Umm,
I didnāt know the subdivision has ārulesā
So thereās monthly dues we have to pay to a white lady name Bethani (with an I- she made sure I knew that and that she was the treasurer). It covers the upkeep of the subdivision.
Weāre not allowed to grill in the front or the side of the houseā¦only in the back.
We have to keep our grass freshly cut
And something about no porch trinkets? Whatās that?
Yall hear about any other subdivision rules? Did you talk to Bethani or someone named Cathy?
I think I talked to Cathy but all white people look alike
Logannnnn š
Cathy look like that one lady that played in that one movie with the white girls!!
Yāall cutting upppp and Iām dead!!!
Umm,
I didnāt know the subdivision has ārulesā
So thereās monthly dues we have to pay to a white lady name Bethani (with an I- she made sure I knew that and that she was the treasurer). It covers the upkeep of the subdivision.
Weāre not allowed to grill in the front or the side of the houseā¦only in the back.
We have to keep our grass freshly cut
And something about no porch trinkets? Whatās that?
Yall hear about any other subdivision rules? Did you talk to Bethani or someone named Cathy?
I think I talked to Cathy but all white people look alike
Logannnnn š
Umm,
I didnāt know the subdivision has ārulesā
So thereās monthly dues we have to pay to a white lady name Bethani (with an I- she made sure I knew that and that she was the treasurer). It covers the upkeep of the subdivision.
Weāre not allowed to grill in the front or the side of the houseā¦only in the back.
We have to keep our grass freshly cut
And something about no porch trinkets? Whatās that?
Yall hear about any other subdivision rules? Did you talk to Bethani or someone named Cathy?
Wow so no little elves on the porch? How tragic but no I didnāt hear of any others.
[gets a text from boss to calm my ass down and I text back] sir itās booty call hours, so if you not gonna throw some coins while I throw this ass, imma gon and put my baby down for bed now. Good night š¬
[Chews chips loudly]
What kind of chips you got?
Ari scooted over to @kissoflxfe house to deliver some pickles.
Thank ya mamas, how you been ?
Iām good boo, how are you?
Ari scooted over to @kissoflxfe house to deliver some pickles.
Can someone pick me up some pickles ya girls cravings are out of controlā¦ I donāt even like pickles š
I got you shorty, me and papa will be over shortly
Imagine thinking because you got my baby daddy you won when that nigga was buying 500k worth or jewelry and on my phone begging just days before he cuffed you š girl youāre a free gift with purchase he only got you cause I wouldnāt take it back donāt make me make a callā¦
Girlll!!! Go to bed!!! We in the suburbs, we just moved here, go unpack and get off the phone!
Girl I got bestie to unpack my shit, me and Yosohn in bed watching coco
Imagine thinking because you got my baby daddy you won when that nigga was buying 500k worth or jewelry and on my phone begging just days before he cuffed you š girl youāre a free gift with purchase he only got you cause I wouldnāt take it back donāt make me make a call...
Ayyyyyye hey yāall!
Look at that weave
You see meeeee
Ayyyyyye hey yāall!
