Memeland

Kat 29 (She/Her) I survived Mishapolalypse and was a digital onlooker to Dashcon, so basically I’m a veteran here. Salute me I guess idk

[myboobers]

Hard launching my milf era with some sexy bangs

[sailatina3]

Blue is a color for girls. Pink is for girls. Black is for girls. White is for girls. Brown, yellow, orange, red, turquoise, crimson, green, all colors are girl colors. There are no boy colors. It is simply not possible. Boys dont get colors. Boys do not exist.

My skin is a girl color. My eyes are a girl color. My blood is the color of women. And so is yours.

[myboobers]

Hell yeah I shake my ass to the song at the end of the wash cycle

[kabigon143]

The beautiful thing as you get older is that you realize so many “rules” are made up and you can just do whatever. Posters can go anywhere in the house not just my room. I can sit down while cooking a meal or taking a shower. I can make the same thing for breakfast lunch dinner for a week straight. I can roam around the house shirtless. I can wear a dress with jeans. The world is my oyster key word my and I can live as I please embracing little things such as this

[meepcity9]

[suigintou]

wikipedia editors are like if redditors were monks

[wordfather]

being overstimulated on your period makes you really understand what its like to violently transform into a beast. everything HURTS and is TOO MUCH and i wanna TEAR EVERYONE APART with my TEETH

[kosmogrl]

[thoughtcascades]

you are allowed to outgrow the version of yourself everyone else got comfortable with

[animentality]

[anxietyproblem]

[hikikomoricomplex]

i just don’t feel like we as a society ever fully processed deedee megadoodoo

[hikikomoricomplex]

a cop pulls somebody over for a traffic stop when she gets flattened by a poop truck cause the driver of the poop truck was jerkin his shit nasty style and they report the cop’s name was deedee megadoodoo are you fucking with me right now????

[mallowmaenad]

me clicking each link expecting to get rickrolled:

[serpentstones-blog1]

i literally cannot convey how long i fucking laughed after i realized that boobytrap backwards is partyboob

[serpentstones-blog1]

i really hope that this does not end up being the text post that defines my entire tumblr career

[myboobers]

I survived Mishapolalypse and was a digital onlooker to Dashcon, so basically I’m a veteran here. Salute me I guess idk

[dragon-in-a-fez]

idk if I've told this story on here before but one time I was sitting at my desk at work and a random dog I'd never seen before strolled into my office and curled up at my feet. and I was like oh you are adorable but what the fuck?

then a woman knocked on the door and said "oh I'm so sorry he's a therapy dog he's trained to seek out people in severe distress"

and I was like right okay, just getting my whole life drive-by roasted by a dog then

[aphrodite-gock]

just overheard somwone say "hey dude i dont see the future I've got two balls and neither is made of crystal" and im absolutely losing it

[iamyounicorn]

[guy whose bedtime is approaching fast] I need to write one billion words right now. and draw everything that has ever existed.