yes hello, i am a mess

a compelling advertisement for a motorcycle store catering specifically to bisexuals

[gorusiti7]

Kawkaw wants to play!

[maja-paja]

[evevoli]

my deltarune fanart

[puncertainty]

a leap of faith !

[uninterestedemby]

They make me physically ill

[thecraftyninjacat]

just spent twenty minutes scrolling the tag and giggling

@justcakethanks

[vampirefabio]

what kind of vacationer are you?

sightseeing—landmarks

sightseeing—museums

sightseeing—hiking

swimming

scuba/snorkeling

boating

shopping

im just here for the food

im not leaving my hotel

Voting ended onJul 19

yes yes ideally you’ll do multiple, but if you have to choose one.

[prokopetz]

I love it when media fucks up the wording of the Rasputin disclaimer and ends up with shit like "any resemblance to people or locations living or dead is coincidental". I'd love to know what committing libel against a dead location would entail.

[abalidoth]

Fuck the Fiesta Mall in Mesa, AZ. I heard it ate someone once.

[probabilitydirigible]

this sea sucks shit. it doesnt even have any scrolls im sure

[prokopetz]

#Sorry what do you mean “rasputin disclaimer” (via @big-condiments-official)

For once I'm not actually doing a bit; those "any resemblance to real persons living or dead" disclaimers genuinely exist because of Rasputin.

(In brief, the 1932 MGM Studios film Rasputin and the Empress is a dramatisation of the life and times of Grigori Rasputin which is partially adapted from the personal memoirs of Felix Yusupov, one of the principal conspirators responsible for Rasputin's assassination. The film, which was heavily marketed as being based on real events, falsely claims that Rasputin fucked Yusupov's wife, Princess Irina Alexandrovna. As both Yusupov and Princess Irina were still alive at the time, they jointly sued MGM for libel – and won. This is actually, literally the reason the practice of including those disclaimers was taken up.)

[altades]

[YOU] and the children [YOU] ruin

[manyblinkinglights]

everybody out here giving rocky pretty mercury secretions and I’m out here trying to figure if I can get away with giving him white lead paste. anticorrosive/antioxidant to maybe resist Eridian microorganism attack all up on bits exposed for smangin’? Very very visible (opaque white!) such that if he ever gave in and jorked it on his own, later Grace would definitely see?

I just don’t think much fluid would dribble out of a guy who doesn’t drink. What if stimulation made Rocky’s insides release a little bit of protective maritime grade anticorrosive grease instead. So, like. he’d get all painted up with it. and only Grace could see.

[manyblinkinglights]

#oh im so glad others are on top of this too. im personally giving him tungsten disulfide dry lubrication. get him powdery grace

THIS IS LITERALLY WHY IM IN THIS FANDOM SO HARD… let’s all learn about tungsten disulfide dry lubrication together.

[annabelle--cane]

in the club fully sober politely informing my friends that I don't like loud sounds and will be leaving early

[iwannabeaswampwitch]

Lots of drama in our household

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Final Round

Senshi (Dungeon Meshi)

Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)

Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)

Remaining time: 21 hours 43 minutes

Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt

[furry-fey]

just gonna leave these here

[furry-fey]

oh and this fan art

1 [https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/7123389]

2 [https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/7204896]

[amphibianshaped]

just you, the ship, and 800 cctv cameras

[kuromilesbian-deactivated202205]

kissing… holding hands…. eating strawberries ….. that’s the life

[holy-leapin-splits-batman]

[yocalio]

THE WITCHER 3: Wild Hunt (2015)

[sadwettennaintherain]

it’s so very, very mean that the moment Noelle finally gathered the courage to stand up to Carol also happened to be the moment Carol was calling her to tell her that Rudy collapsed. Noelle had no way of knowing that, of course, but we all know that’s not going to stop her from absolutely hating herself for hanging up

[sadwettennaintherain]