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try a Tangbyrd from Super Princess Warrior?

the hottest thing a guy can be is barely conscious on the floor while someone lifts his head up by the hair so that you can see his glazed out eyes and the blood running down his face

grayintogreen

Sometimes it feels like nobody wants The Character to get hit so hard they cough up blood anymore.

imifos

stab scene intimacy coordinator

forxstboyfriend-deactivated2025

I hate job interviewing "why are you interested in this job" I'm literally not? I do not want to do any of this.

karhs

"what can you bring to the company?" apprx. 40 hours a week of vague attempts at labor. maybe less if you guys suck.

polybatcest

its so scary when i see art of a robin with full-length pants and i think oh nice tim art and then i see the tags and realize it's dick....... why would you put those on him........... take them off.............. he needs his legs free you sick fuck yuore hurting him..............

sincerelystuggling

Replaying botw and how messed up is it (like many things in this kid's multiple lives) that after Impa so kindly sends you off to remember your death as a requirement, Zelda is all "you've regained all your memories". Like, girl, I remember a grand total of thirteen (13) things and you're going to tell me that's my entire past. I apparently had a dad and a sister that You yourself mentioned and know I don't remember. Followed in his steps as royal guard you said but no! That's All your memories. Congratulations.

#YEAH YEAH YEAH

wildminti

Rocky was going to say "fans of PHM" but Grace panicked! 🏳️‍🌈

stiffyck

Heck, if he wanted to do open-heart surgery on me, I’d probably let him.

cloudabserk

grace is like rocky be honest am i too clingy? and rocky is like grace i would mind meld with you if i could.

trying-trying2lyk

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

justatiredlittlesnail

grimark

ryland grace joins a star wars erotic roleplay discord on a whim because some random misfiring neuron buried in his subconscious is like "well maybe i could [censored] an alien" and he mostly just lurks there at first, and discovers to his disappointment that most of the people there are just roleplaying the human characters??? nobody wants to roleplay one of the fucking. i don't know, the fucking bug people from attack of the clones with him. and then when someone does agree to roleplay with him, they get their feelings hurt by his extremely reasonable constructive criticism about their speculative xenobiology worldbuilding. the mods keep telling him to chill out, this is supposed to be for fun, but how is grace supposed to have fun when people keep getting their made up alien bug facts wrong. anyway then they have to ban him from star wars erotic roleplay discord because he keeps picking fights with people about like the alien krebs cycle or some shit. do you all see my vision.

grimark