River's Void

Shitposter ~ 20s ~ she/they/he ~ UK

[blackheart-biohazards]

😈 You are not bound by the Hays code.

😈 You are allowed to have evil characters who are not punished by the narrative by the end of the story.

😈 You are allowed to have evil characters who win.

😈 You are allowed to have evil characters who make evil look fun and cool.

😈 You are allowed to make your fun, cool evil character the protagonist.

😈 You are allowed to glorify, romanticize and eroticize evil characters and villainous acts.

😈 You are not obligated to teach your audience a moral lesson.

[dovesndecay]

[macleod]

Good Vibrations Cabinet Glitch furniture by Ferruccio Laviani

[kalimaxxing]

“nobody is making you do this” i am driven by unnatural forces you will never even begin to comprehend

[madgirlscosm-deactivated2025102]

I’m working on myself. I should be emotionally available by 2027 I can feel it.

[graceashcroft-archive-deactivat]

there's a direct parallel between yahoo buying [tumblr] and disney buying the doctor who streaming rights. both thought they had acquired the Ultimate Jackpot Money Machine and instead they just inherited a very strange little thing that ultimately, as it turns out, does better just operating outside of the bounds of the modern sensibilities entirely.

[karcatgirl-vantas]

the default way for things to taste is good. we know this because "tasty" means something tastes good. conversely, from the words "smelly" and "noisy" we can conclude that the default way for things to smell and sound is bad. interestingly there are no corresponding adjectives for the senses of sight and touch. the inescapable conclusion is that the most ordinary object possible is invisible and intangible, produces a hideous cacophony, smells terrible, but tastes delicious. and yet this description matches no object or phenomenon known to science or human experience. so what the fuck

[skluug]

this is what ancient greek philosophy is like

[ace-disgrace-on-the-case]

False! “Sightly” is a positive word, so the default way for things to work is good as well.

The true most ordinary object is beautiful, horrible sounding, very smelly, intangible, and delicious.

I still don’t think it matches anything in existence but to truly understand a thing one must know its true nature.

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

"touchy" is also a word! however it's mostly used for things that aren't objects, like subjects of conversation. it either means "oversensitive and irritable" or "requires careful handling/wording, delicate"

i think the second one works well for our hypothetical object. so we can use that.

therefore, the Default Object is:

beautiful

makes a horrendous sound

smells absolutely awful

is very fragile

tastes delicious

and i still cannot think of anything that matches this

[and-a-pidgey-in-a-wepear-tree]

behold, the default object!

[ospreyonthemoon]

DEFAULT OBJECT FOUND

[qqchurch]

the Ice War on Europa...

[qqchurch]

[marxism-transgenderism]

You can't say shit like that tboy

[importantangeldefendor]

Wait whats wrong?

[apocryphon-of-eden]

it’s a play on autogynephillia, which is basically the idea that trans women only transition because it’s like a fetish for them to look/act like a girl and was/is an actual diagnosis used by psychiatrists

i guess that these guys think it’s just a cute funny word instead of a “medical” justification to deny trans women healthcare and do conversion therapy to them because their knowledge of history is entirely based on hamilton animatics they watched in middle school

[myceliumsuperiority]

Actually trans men CAN call themselves autoandrophiles as long as they're serving Balls

[my-ny]

Doctor Who text posts: River edition – 10/?

[majinbuuuty]

What color are your nipples?

limited edition holographic

[vamptits]

mutuals don't forget to flip me to hear my b-side

[innocet]

It’s not rtd. it’s not rtd. rtd didn’t write rogue this was Kate Herron and Briony Redman’s first ever dr who story and they need all the praise in the world for it. I need at least somebody being vocally enthusiastic about having women writing dr who especially when I can tell you all adore this episode. Don’t let rtd get away with it don’t let him run away with the credit for a character and episode entirely conceived by two women

[partywithponies]

If I was Yaz and I yearned and pined for like 6 years and then Thirteen gave me the whole "I can't ever settle down with anyone but if I did it would be you" speech and then ditched me, and then I found out Fourteen had immediately settled down in a suburban townhouse with a family and Fifteen was out there smooching randoms in public, I'd start blowing stuff up.

[myiliterallyhavenolifegoals]

Learn your history!!!!

[mwagneto]

aint no WAYYY THEY JUST TRIED TO SAY THAT. not even "the doctor's" but doctor who's in general 💀💀 so now that they have a disney contract every single gay thing (which they've had for fucking decades) is gonna be a huge big huge first gay thing ever!!1!1!1!! event??? like yeah there's a very specific significance to it i get it but what the fuck do you mean😭 jamie pull up the files

[324732]

[nabexis]

Context. Don't cut off the thread to intentionally obscure meaning.

[aroedmundpevensie]

there's actually a secret eighth deadly sin and it's exactly like gluttony except for textile projects