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i’m such a “look at the sky” “look at the sunset” “look at the moon” stay in the car to listen to the rest of the song typa person

trjoel

newtgeiszler

PSYCH! i’m about to NUT

N: not control my emotions

U: unravel into a state of despair

T: turn away from god and all light

paulyappleseed-deactivated20161

unclebenjen

newt scamander is me

believes the real monsters are humans

loves animals far more than people and would die for them

would happily destroy a shop to retrieve an animal and keep it safe

accidental favouritism but loves all equally

awkward but able

proudly shows off hogwarts house

defends hogwarts over other wizarding schools

wears the same outfit repeatedly

will curl up in bed and pout when upset

ithelpstodream

I needed these and I figured you do, too.

shencomix

jiles-deactivated20160208

parents: the real world is gonna bite you in the ass!!!!11!11 me: damn the real world a freak

saintwaffles

kinkshame the real world

siriusisntdead-deactivated20241

me before watching fantastic beasts when i heard there was gonna be five movies:

me after watching fantastic beasts:

riverselkie-deactivated20190510

i want to run away…but like in ghibli movie. like i take a block of cheese a loaf of bread and some apples and wander through the flower-specked mountains wrapped up in a shawl and i happen to wander into a moving castle and fall in love with a cute wizard

Queenie: Ilvermorny is the best.

Newt: Hogwarts is the best.

*Lauren Lopez/Draco rolls into Newt's suitcase*

Draco: PIGFARTS IS ONLY THE GREATEST WIZARDING SCHOOL IN THE GALAXY

therealhamster

do you ever just wanna do a backflip but realize you cant

bikeaccident

today my dad dropped a cantaloupe while unlocking the door and it rolled away and my entire family is now currently outside looking for it like how do you lose an entire melon

pussydeity-deactivated20151212

afrogay-deactivated20130525

if i die my funerals gonna be the biggest fucken party and you’re all invited

aidn

if

14th2

great, the only party ive ever been invited to and he might not even die

mooserattler

Reblog this picture of me holding a Family Size box of Honey Nut Cheerios? I’d really appreciate it.

moonblossom

How can I say no to such a great photo and such a polite request?

allthelittlebeagles

i will always support this post

freshrosemary-deactivated202303

@mooserattler back on my dash!

jjflow

Why isn’t this at a million notes, yet, Dante???

mooserattler

I’m not sure. Hey lovely people who have taken me over half way to a cool million! If you’d like to reblog again, I’d love that, if not, I still love you, and hope you’re having a great day. I’m gonna go do some stand up tonight.