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it genuinely melts my brain watching people take sith monologues at face value like they’re TED talks instead of… you know… villain speeches.
like. these are not neutral historians. these are not unbiased narrators. these are men who wake up every morning and choose manipulation as a lifestyle.
and yet people hear palpatine whispering into anakin’s ear like “the jedi are hiding things from you… they don’t trust you…” and go. wow. compelling. source: dude in a hood who has never told the truth once in his life.
HELLO???
of course he’s going to say that. what else is he supposed to do. sit anakin down and go “hi yes i am actively trying to emotionally isolate you from your support system so i can turn you into my apprentice and ruin your life” like be serious 😭
same with maul going “you’ve been indoctrinated by the jedi” as if HE wasn’t raised in a sith pipeline since childhood. sir. that is not a revelation.
and dooku. walking around like a philosophy professor going “the republic is corrupt” yeah okay, we know, and your solution is… fascism with extra lightning???
like yes. the jedi made mistakes. but, they’re an institution, not a divine being. but the leap from “the jedi aren’t perfect” to “the sith are telling the truth actually” is INSANE to me.
“how did everyone miss all of Anakin’s red flags” okay so there’s this narrative device called foreshadowing you should know about and it exists for the audience’s sake, not that of the characters
you have correctly identified moments that are supposed to hint at his fall but you are looking at a moment where he says or does a thing that is either ironic or fitting if you know he becomes Darth Vader and then pointing at Padmé (let’s be honest, it’s usually Padmé) and asking her “how did you not know that he would become Darth Vader???” and it’s just. buddy. that was for you, not her. Darth Vader does not exist to Padmé in AOTC. You only know he exists because you watched the story out of order. In what world is she going to look at her kind, goofy, and extremely handsome best friend half-jokingly saying he doesn’t think democracy works and immediately think “oh no one day he’s definitely going to become the murderous cyborg henchman of the evil wizard emperor.” I would be much more concerned for her mental health if that was her reaction actually
anakin gets criticized for being too greedy but honestly the things anakin wants are often like. "for my loved ones to be safe" "to be around people that like me and are nice to me" "to be respected as a person"… he’s not really asking for much
oh, and anakin wants power, but it's usually to do things like 'the power to help other people'. have we all not noticed the guy isn't interested in ruling the galaxy himself. he wants love in a way that becomes possessive but. wanting love in and of itself is perfectly natural normal and good.
Exactly!
It's the difference between mania and all the other classical loves.
as someone who got 2 concussions this year and inhaled toxic substances at the workplace i can confidently inform you all that all characters in the star wars prequels are absolved of stupidity. they're all dumb as a box of rocks but its not their fault that no one made them wear helmets in wartime. the introduction of SPOSHA (space OSHA) would reduce incidences of darth vader creation by at least one i just know it
"anakin shouldn't have done that" he was huffing space gasoline at age 7 literally what did you expect. "obi-wan shouldn't have done that" he literally goes through a window face first in episode 2. "padme shouldn't have done that" she's had a career since she was 10
OVER 20? i thought that shit was at 14 god's honest truth. which is bad enough but WORSE? holy shit. you could fucking fly a jet plane through the holes in his brain, legend has it if you get a brain scan on that man the scarring on his frontal lobe spells out 'HELP.' fucking 20+? that live fast die young ass motherfucker. born with a job, broke both legs by 6, death NASCAR career by 9, logged his first kill at 11, married at 19, 20+ workplace electrocutions by 22. installs his first authoritarian government by 22. overachieving but in all the wrong fields only. i mean 20+? that man hasn't walked in a straight line in years. holy fuck man. 20+? yeeeeeeeeeeesh. holy shit. fuck
i've crunched the numbers and analyzed the situations man and i tell you i ran this in the most favorable of conditions. assuming this boy turned 19 literally 5 minutes before AOTC picks up and Space Years can be substituted by our years, and by '20+' we mean 21, this dude gets electrocuted every 7.4 weeks. dude...... like bro. like man.
HEY SO IT WASN'T FAVORABLE CONDITIONS APPARENTLY IT WAS FUCKING 30 TIMES FOR A RATE OF 1 ELECTROCUTION EVERY 5 WEEKS HAHAHAHAHAHA
anakin and padme drawn by takeshi obata (creator of death note)
I will never get over the beautiful full circle narrative of The Bad Batch.
The conflict and story started with Hunter and Crosshair against each other over the life of a child.
And it ended with them coming together for the life of one. T-T
Its so hot out today there were these really short people out in brown robes shouting out things like "UTTINI" and trying to steal my cars transmission then sell it back to me at tripple the price
Theres also these freaks that are taking potshots at people driving on the interstate and then doing overhead presses with their rifles while making these weird "ARH ARH ARRRH" noises
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Got to see a panel with Dee Bradley Baker today, and when asked what Tech would have said to Omega at the end of S3 his response was (in Tech’s voice of course):
“Job well done.”
Yeah, I cried.
shmi skywalker loved her son and writing her otherwise is a fundamental misunderstanding of her character
yes, she is more than a mother, but it is an important facet of her character, and insisting that strong female characters cannot be mothers is not very feminist, either
Ok, let's go again. Shmi was a slave woman who loved her son and tried her best to teach him to be a good person and protect him. She wasn't an enlightened philosopher and she didn't love him in an unattached way that allowed her to let Anakin go. She was a slave with very limited options and no realistic scenario would have allowed her to both keep her son by her side and keep him safe. She and Anakin also hadn't been told they would not be allowed to see each other again, as proven by his question about it and her answer. So, she did her best to present a strong look towards her child and comfort him when it was time for Anakin to leave so their separation would be easier on the nine year old that had to leave everything he's ever known and entrust his wellbeing to strangers. She also wanted to see her son again, as shown by her words that she is complete by seeing him ( which doesn't mean she died content or on her own terms) and the stories she told her family. Her choice was similar to choices mothers living in poverty or violence stricken places have to make in the real world when someone offers to save the children but not them or something.
The AotC novelization makes it 100% clear that Shmi believes Anakin will come back to her some day. At the Lars homestead, Shmi regularly stands outside at night looking at the stars in the Tatooine sky, thinking about Ani and hoping one day to catch sight of his ship arriving. She talks about him all the time, to the point that Owen feels like he already ‘knows’ Anakin because Shmi told him that many stories about him. When Shmi is being tortured to death by the Tuskens, the thought of seeing Anakin again is the only thing keeping her going.
Whenever Shmi thinks about Anakin being a Jedi, she has a fairly romanticised view of how she hopes his life is. She imagines him in very heroic, noble scenarios, fighting against tyranny, standing up for those in need. She hopes it’s true, because she has to believe it was worth it. Shmi has no idea about the current state of the Republic or the Jedi Order. And she has NO idea that Anakin was initially rejected and is currently still struggling.
So the fact that some people want to claim Shmi of all people is somehow ‘representative’ of being a ‘selfless Jedi’ of the *old* Order is actually quite sickening.
Shmi is selfless, that's for sure. But it’s not because she’s some kind of embodiment of cold, impersonal detachment. In fact, it’s the polar opposite — she is motivated by the personal attachments of her family ties. Because she is a mother who unconditionally loves her son. Shmi is not without pain, worry, or regret with regards to Anakin's absence. A part of Shmi’s heart is always missing while he is gone.
If Shmi has something in common with any Jedi, it’s not with the ones most emblematic of the Prequels-era Jedi Order. Rather, it’s with her own son, whom she taught to be compassionate and to help others above all! And it’s with her grandson, Luke, who declares himself to be ‘a Jedi like my father before me’. In other words, a true Jedi who is moved to save others via the bonds of personal attachments… aka love and family.
The lesson here isn’t that Anakin should have been more like the old Order’s ideal of a Jedi. He tried that, and it ultimately lead to his apocalyptic fall into darkness. No, the ‘lesson’, if you will, is that the Jedi Order needed to be more like Shmi Skywalker, the only person who was responsible for the truly good person that Anakin was.
It was Shmi who trained the Chosen One, and it was her teachings that finally rose back up to the surface of his tortured soul and allowed him to shatter the chains of darkness and finally return to the Light.
Happy Father’s Day with Space Dad and his Space kiddos because found families are super important.
Always Reblog.
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(Albeit with a mistake with the eyes.)
KANAN AND HIS KIDS
this was your father’s lightsaber. actually, one of his many lightsabers because he kept dropping or destroying them. but this is the one i took from him when he was burning to death on a lava bank. don’t kill any younglings with it.
always funny to remember darth vader is anakin skywalker. the adrenaline junkie chucklefuck who used to dive head first out of speeders and built a pod racer in his yard when he was like six is now upper-middle management for the evil empire. half of his appearances in the original trilogy are Meetings. vader spends like 80% of his time dealing with bureaucratic bullshit. status updates. team meetings. holo-Zooms. budget rundowns. anakin betrayed the jedi and caused the fall of the republic and his punishment is being CC'd on every email forever. and you know what. he would hate that. the punishment fits the criminal
I HC that Sidious put him in upper management specifically to make that hate flow. He looked at Jedi Anakin and thought to himself: what does this guy like? Jumping out of moving vehicles at 30,000 feet? Well, we won’t be doing *gestures at all of Anakin* that. Put this guy in an office.