my five ghosts

[poucotudo-deactivated20260421]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Despite its dangerous climate, Venus has a 0% infant mortality rate

[just-gay-thoughts]

Correlation ≠ causation

[testosteronetwunk]

[slightlyinappropriate]

Honestly? I love this, this is great. This is my new favorite line to use when interacting with strangers online.

[theehorsepusssy]

[modogoblin]

[gaystation4]

[modogoblin]

give 👏🏽 him 👏🏽 a 👏🏽 sitcom 👏🏽 right👏🏽 now

[duckdotcom]

"show me where it hurts" I say, handing you a model of one of the sandworms from dune

[duckdotcom]

I take back the model, nodding sagely, and wordlessly hand you a lollipop

[anexperimentallife]

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[hawkin-byrd]

what is this from

[graceofgosh]

the titanic

[trickstertime]

OBJECTION!

The titanic had four smokestacks, also the stern doesn't have the overhang that the Titanic and Olympic had. Not to mention the bulkheads that made the titanic 'unsinkable' are not present.

Other than that it's accurate

[modogoblin]

[chickenfarmersan]

[fagapult]

Is that what he calls you?

No 😌

[crazy-brazilian]

King

[crazy-brazilian]

[funnytwittertweets]

[m-ushroomtale]

.

ok this 1 is funny

[modogoblin]