My heart anchors the sea.

Something about puppies and science.

[princesszeldazbyebye-deactivate]

My sense of humor is growing more and more ridiculous because I was just sitting here by myself thinking like what if instead of saying “are you kidding me” we said weird food related things like “are you frying my rice right now” or even “are you seriously buttering all of my toast with this” and honestly I cried

[princesszeldazbyebye-deactivate]

this post is the best thing I’ve ever put on this site because I’m still getting messages and replies from people with their own versions of these jokes

[fuckitfireeverything]

#are you flipping my pancakes

[ultrafacts]

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[mcnerds]

That is the single most 90s thing I have ever read.

[ultrafacts]

Source:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/2150432.stm

[belades]

Out of this entire page why is THAT the only thing you underlined.

[dragonprincessmew]

In my defense, your honor, I really am the dumbest bitch alive

[dinhehimdjarin]

“You either die as Human Torch, or live long enough to see yourself become super badass”

[cinnaluna]

This person…. fixes butterflies….. 🦋

[im-just-a-reaction]

Amazing

[saint-ambrosef]

every time you reblog this post, another butterfly flutters for the first time

[notworblacosplay]

CONTACT CEMENT, I’M TELLING YOU

[eclipsebykimlipmp3-deactivated2]

my mom: it’s really not good to eat past sunset me, whose circadian rhythms have aligned with a nearby raccoon’s: your rules don’t apply here

[unjmportant-deactivated20150728]

snake……… on………… meeeee………… (snake on me)

snake…… meeeee…….. OOOOOOON (SNAKE ON ME)

[sw-or-gtfo-deactivated20211219]

Just introduced a kid to her adoptive parents. They brought her a dozen roses. We met at a restaurant. I arrived early to get a private booth and told the waitstaff what was up. So all the servers were having a cry in the corner. I’m at a coffee shop a few miles away, giving them space and having my own cry.

[sw-or-gtfo-deactivated20211219]

Adoptive mom clarified to me later: roses were pink because pink means forever.

[sw-or-gtfo-deactivated20211219]

What’s more important than the roses, though, is they also brought her a luggage set so she wouldn’t be moving her things in garbage bags. The luggage matches theirs, cause it’s family luggage for family trips.

[eventualeternity-deactivated201]

And now the rest of us are crying too

[thenatsdorf]

Senior dog gets a puppy for Christmas. [source]

[fuks]

[onyasideburnss]

😭

[the-memedaddy]

[favoritelatina]

i catch feelings like 6 times a day wow 

[pokkoshyr-blog]

Bitch you mentally unstable

[favoritelatina]

[ruinedchildhood]

An epic saga

[tastefullyoffensive]

[sunsetsatellite]

okay but real talk you were either hey soul sister or hey there delilah there was no in between

[charlesoberonn]

Don’t forget ‘Hey! What a wonderful kind of day!’

[airdotcaptain]

things that make me laugh harder than they should:

gifs made with terrible stationary parts

[adriofthedead]

[insaneclownpopcorn-deactivated2]

[tobiaswraithwall]

[princesconsuela]