Alexa

New York //Los Ángeles//Mexico

[deepestfriendgoophero]

Gentle reminder here that there are elder queers out there. Real elders, people in their 80s and 90s who survived, who are here. You can get there, old age does exist for us.

I know an old lesbian couple who have been married since the moment they legalized it. One woman can hardly walk anymore but she loves Hallmark ornaments, so her wife supports her against her walker during Christmas so she can look at them more easily.

I know a transgender man who started transitioning only 10 years ago at 60, and he's brilliant and funny and brings his grandchildren by to get sweets.

I know an asexual woman who, beamed and told me she absolutely loved not having a husband, and that she "never once regretted not getting married. I never felt that way about anybody! Why force it?" She lives with her parrot and loves salsa dancing.

Our elders exist. So many of us have been wiped out and erased on purpose, but we're here. And that means you can get there. When you're old and grey, when you're retired and done, there will be people who will love you and will care for you.

[oniongarlic]

[bisexualredactedenergy]

[ridiculouslyphotogenicsinosauru]

For clarification ^-^

[thyrell]

[zicygomar]

[nous-portons]

He’s having a main character moment

[foeofcolor]

TODAY IS THE ONLY DAY YOU CAN REBLOG THIS

[hairstylesbeauty]

[everythingfox]

Perfect fit

[tibby]

When I was a teenager, I would hear people talk about sexism in the music industry, and I’d be like, I don’t see it. I don’t understand. Then I realised that was because I was a kid. Men in the industry saw me as a kid. I was a lanky, scrawny, overexcited young girl who reminded them more of their little niece or their daughter than a successful woman in business or a colleague. The second I became a woman, in people’s perception, was when I started seeing it. It’s fine to infantilise a girl’s success and say, How cute that she’s having some hit songs,” she goes on. “How cute that she’s writing songs. But the second it becomes formidable? As soon as I started playing stadiums—when I started to look like a woman—that wasn’t as cool anymore.

[andthatscanon]

[cottoncanyon-deactivated2018012]

Reblog if it’s ok for people to give you $599.99

[sailed-0ut]

Please don’t hesitate

[imhellafit-personal-deactivated]

1 penny below reporting limit for the IRS… I see what you did there

[shysweetthing]

(Don’t give me $599.99)

That’s not the right IRS rule.

$599.99 is the amount below which a business does not need to issue a 1099 to a contractor who provides business services. The contractor still needs to report the income on their taxes.

The correct number for the IRS rule for money that is gifted rather than received in a business transaction is $13999.99–more than that, and the recipient has to pay tax on the gift and report it to the IRS. Less than that, and there’s no taxation or reporting requirement.

If we’re choosing amounts on the basis of IRS limits, give these people $13,999.99. 

Go. Do it.

[capriciousarsonist]

Reblog if it’s ok for people to give you $13,999.99

[commander-ledi]

tumblr veteran aesthetic: you see a post you have no memories of on ur dash but yet you have apparently liked it at some point

[greelin]

responses to the question “you got a name?”, all of which i have used, especially whilst sleep-deprived and/or not paying attention

“i do!” followed by me not saying my name, ever, at any point

“do you?”

“i have many” no idea what i meant w/ that one like, sincerely, and that was probably deeply unnerving or at least moderately unnerving

“possibly? who knows”

“that sure is.. a question. that has an answer”

“yeah..” followed by uncomfortable laughter

[captainlordauditor]

op is surrounded by fae

[sixpenceee]

Aww <3

Source

[melodramasarchive]

[everybidenjusthavegoodtime]

mark, my words. *mark brings me my dictionary* thank you mark

[worddevourer]

mark, my words.  *mark brings me my thesaurus*  you have my thanks, greetings, recognition, acknowledgement, and gratitude, mark

[curlymcclain]

i love this suez canal thing because it’s as simple as that. most news requires so much context and explanation and now? the boat is stuck. that’s it baby, that boat sure is stuck. let’s unstick that boat if we can, it needs to not be stuck. fabulous

[biglawbear]

Can't fake news or misinformation or argue about it

[lapsedmathematician]

They dislodged the boat!!

[barbie2023]

taylor swift + the ever given global trade disaster 

[valentinawrites-deactivated2025]