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[steveisnotonfire]

This has been in my queue for four months.

[tatiannamaslany-blog]

[do-you-have-a-flag]

tomorrow

[thecatholicbadwolf-whowaited]

Always reblog NSYNC the day before May

[ackles-wants-snackles-with-cas]

Queueing this for next year

[egberts]

[deishu-deactivated20120812]

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

political corectness tumblrinas are out of control. its almost like you cant perpetuate and trivialize centuries-old societal oppression without facing some sort of social disapproval. Wheres my freedom of speech!

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

running the mile in PE like

[caucasianmkultramassshooter]

[beefyfiver]

Confirmed.

[sewerslurper]

This got me fucked up

[beak-on-fleek-deactivated201704]

*types kill in the console*

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

911 operator: sir whats your emergency vegan: nothing. Just wanted you to know that im vegan

[paulftompkins]

WHOA THIS GUY MEANS BUSINESS

[eroscestlavie]

me when i conclude an essay with an obvious empical fact bc my argument has nothing to stand on and it’s 1am

[whodunkedonyou-deactivated20160]

what happened to ronald mcdonald is he still even a mascot or are they like…phasing him out. hes not on things anymore. where is he

[nzqrchos-deactivated20160308]

he’s old. let him rest

[habitualshaker]

ronald mcdonald has been found dead in miami

[buzzmccallister]

is he alright

[habitualshaker]

no he’s fucking dead

[dat-soldier]

he’ McResting in peace

[fiyhi]

we mcfreakin lost him

[witchysticks-deactivated2017010]

*cis voice* idk like, I feel like using they for a singular person just brings out my sudden and previously nonexistent strict adherance to prescriptive linguistics but maybe it’s just me

[prokopetz]

Every time someone tries to explain the metaplot of Supernatural to me, it basically ends up sounding like redneck Dragon Ball Z. I’m sure there’s some nuance I’m failing to grasp here.

[kazorus-deactivated20190626]

Care to elaborate on that?

…I’m not even offended, just absolutely curious.  From the stuff I’ve seen and heard about Supernatural I can’t see the connection.

[prokopetz]

Mostly, I get the impression of a show that doesn’t know how not to escalate.

Every threat’s gotta be quantitatively bigger and badder than the one that came before. Every deus ex machina’s gotta be shinier than the last one. Every season’s gotta end with a massive eleventh-hour powerup for our heroes, only for the next season to raise the stakes enough to put them back in the underdog position.

It’s like, you beat the Devil himself? Well, now you’ve gotta fight the Devil’s cousin Phil, who has conveniently gone entirely unmentioned up until now, but he’s totally twice as evil.

[prokopetz]

That last paragraph was literally supposed to be the most ridiculous hypothetical example I could think of, and people are messaging me to say “his name was Metatron, not Phil”. I can’t even make fun of this show.

[2460waan]

Reblog if you have been personally murdered by Ted Cruz

My mom doesn’t believe that Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer and I’m trying to prove a point.

[nipahdubs]

They knew.

[avant-gardevoir-old-deactivated]

who has the image where it says albert einstein lived in a house made of cheese and failed the driving test 8000 times

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