queer memer (sorry i dont really post here much anymore)

⚧Ann, early 20s. i'm 💕queer💕, trans⚧, a-spec, mga. Only use 🌸female🌸 coded language, she/her Don't follow if you're a truscum, radfem, REG, or an MRA.

[weirdness-is-good]

[swiftthisway]

The things we do for the ones we love …

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I made a blank version of the “no fear -> one fear” meme!!! Feel free to use, no credit necessary ; u ;

[sexycraisinthanos]

i didn’t read the caption and I thought this edit was a meme and that we had just reached peak abstract humor

[varkarrus-deactivated20200511]

you mean like this?

[varkarrus-deactivated20200511]

Here’s some more blank templates for all your meme’ing needs

[unclefather]

it’s been 40 years and i still don’t know what homestuck is

[felitomkinson]

it’s when you are stuck at home because you can’t go out i’m pretty sure

[unclefather]

i am always homestuck then. when do i get those horns

[cannedcream]

[vintagegeekculture]

The Citroen Pyramid, a concept car displayed at a Paris auto show in 1980.

[alienpapacy]

this is how I show up to my ten year high school reunion with a taco bell loaded potato griller and my 3 girlfriends

[shadow-dio-sama]

YOU CANT SPELL WALUIGI WITH OUT U AND I

[peoplegettingreallymadatfood]

from a thread about burgers

[sdzsafaripark]

Do you know how the world’s tallest raptor, the secretary bird, got its name? Find out here.

[bombing]

fucking tired of my wife banishing me to the ocean via nether portal every time I piss her off

[dateagirlwhosweird]

date a girl who banishes you to the ocean via nether portal every time you piss her off

[ironychan]

Thousands of years ago, somebody looked at a flock of sheep and went, “well, they aren’t cold.”

[ekjohnston]

Guys. Guys.

It’s so much better than that.

So once upon a time, goats and sheep were essentially the same animal, and all of them had hair. Now, you can do some stuff with hair, but you can’t do a lot, so mostly sheep/goats were kept for meat and milk.

Except then a mutation showed up, and some of the sheep/goats had WOOL instead. And someone realized that 1. you could spin that shit, and 2. then you could WEAVE that shit, and 3. IT GREW BACK.

Generations of selective breeding ensued. Two visibly discrete species emerged, one primarily for meat and milk, and the other primarily for wool. They also have different behavioural characteristics, because independence was not helpful in a sheep, so it was bred out of them. Sheep remain one of the few non-draft animals that we farm even though they are not delicious.

The most similar part of sheep and goats that remains today is their skeleton. On an archaeological dig, you find THOUSANDS of bones and bone fragments that can only be identified as “sheep/goat”. It’s incredibly frustrating, but also kind of hilarious after you’ve spent enough time in the sun.

ANYWAY, human beings have always been smart and surprisingly good at changing nature because they want a sweater.

[darthmelyanna]

The entire knitting community needs to hear this.

[tessie-the-bee]

Oh man I’m so glad I can add this to my arsenal of responses to people who say all GMOs are made of poison.

[batter-sempai]

Oh my god so THAT’S why the Chinese word for goat and sheep are the same word, they used to be the same species. Despite being Chinese I’ve been confused over this for years. Thank you so much.

[sndwave]

“Does this game have fall damage?” I ask as I have already leapt off the tallest building in the game

[thebestoftumbling]

[thatsthat24]

have you ever been f****d in the a**

One time a flight attendant offered me a bag of chips and I happily accepted. It wasn’t until after I opened it that the flight attendant told me it cost money and I had to pay for it. And that would be the last time I would ever be fooled in the air.

[xenosagaepisodeone]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

I miss the days when spellcheck would just tell me what I spelled wrong or if it was feeling spicy where I missed an apostrophe but now Microsoft word will literally criticize my word choice and tell me where I’ve used a tired cliche or where I’ve been redundant like fuck off leave me alone w my creative license

[tastefullyoffensive]

“The morning dew perfectly captured my dog’s erratic freedom run.” Photo by Babolattack (larger version)

[patsy-navarro]

nyoooooooom

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