I would like to wish everyone an uneventful new year
May we live in very uninteresting times
may you experience very precedented events

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I would like to wish everyone an uneventful new year
May we live in very uninteresting times
may you experience very precedented events
out of boredom i decided to scan a stuffed shark. here are the results.
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op i spent entirely too long on this and im sorry
Itâs 1:30 am and Iâm cackling like a deranged witch
As a ghost, you can never again feel the softness of a kittens fur, or dive your hands into a cool stream. Everything feels as plain and unmoving as cool stone. That is, until your hand brushes against that of a particular human, and you feel their warmth.
So this movie destroyed me. What else should I watch? Iâm in a romance mood.
THIS WAS WRONGLY LABELED ROMANTIC COMEDY.
Michael Sheen as Lucian in Underworld (2003) / David Tennant as Peter Vincent in Fright Night (2011)
THAT was MICHAEL SHEEN??? THAT GUY???
âTHIS WAS THE HOT WEREWOLF?â was my entire through process while watching Good Omens.Â
Lion King (1994) explaining the importance of stylized 2D animation: Lion King (2019) and Cats (2019):
Kimba The White Lion (1965) explaining the importance of an original idea:
Lion King (1994) Lion King (2019) Cats (2019)
Shakespeare (1564) explaining the importance of an original idea:
Kimba the White Lion (1965), The Lion King (1994), The Lion King (2019), Cats (2019):
Saxo Grammaticus (c. 1160 â c. 1220) explaining the importance of understanding that all creative work is inherently derivative once you study the oral tradition of storytelling and history and thatâs okay because generations have always reformatted tropes and themes to make them relatable to their current audiencesÂ
Shakespeare (1564), Kimba the White Lion (1965), The Lion King (1994), The Lion King (2019), Cats (2019):
I love when Iâm about to clock out and a coworker says âyouâre leaving me?â like first of all itâs so touching to know that my presence here offers you some semblance of joy and relief from the misery and anxiety-inducing stress that our work environment causes. Second of all yes bitch Iâm OUT Iâm gonna go play some viddy games suck it
I was high off my ass last night and had this dream where I was in this dense ass forest and sitting there was a tall woman. She was so tall I couldnât see her face but she was wearing gold and I was like âuh...hi?â And she said âI made you, do you know that?â And I nodded and she was like âI hear your thoughts. Why do you hate my creation? Why do you try to destroy yourself? I made you perfect as you are. Please donât break my heartâ. Then she started crying and it flooded and I woke up with fucking heart palpitations like what does it Meanâ˘ď¸????
polar opposite of this post
Signal boosting my favorite Sherlock Holmes story
... because Iâm pretty sure most people skip this one. Because it IS called âThe Yellow Face.â And it was written by a British dude in 1893. So there are a couple of⌠very reasonable assumptions you could make about the content. But Iâm telling you that humanity can be wholesome and pure, so hang around, itâs story time.
We open with Holmes and Watson, who are just sort of wandering around London in silence, âas befits two men who know each other intimately.â (awww). And when they get back to 221B, theyâve got a new client waiting.Â
Mr. Grant Munro is one of those mid-thirties guys who looks a lot younger. It turns out heâs married an American widow from Georgia and sheâs started acting really REALLY weird.Â
Like, sheâs sneaking out in the middle of the night without saying where sheâs going. Withdrawing a lot of money from the joint bank account, not saying why. Pretending *not* to know a strange Scottish woman whoâs new in town. One day this guy gives into temptation and follows her. She goes to a random cottage that sheâs secretly renting, in a town called Norbury. He has no idea what is going on, but he comes back to visit this cottage a few times after that, and every he walks past it, he sees a strange expressionless yellow-white face at the window. It ducks out of sight whenever he looks too long.Â
Anyway, Holmes glances over at Watson, says thank you and that heâll look into it. When the client leaves, he shakes his head, âThereâs blackmail in it, or I am much mistaken.âÂ
Holmesâ theory is that the American widowâs first husband is still alive, and heâs blackmailing her. Or (second option) the first husband like, went insane or something, and the mysterious Scottish woman has worked out the situation, and sheâs the one doing the blackmailing.
Homes & Watson and Grant Munro âsolveâ the case by basically just sneaking into the cottage when theyâre not expected. And they find -Â
A little, four-year-old African-American girl. In a mask and long white evening gloves.
Holmes goes and takes off the mask first thing, but the little girl is fine, just laughing and smiling at all the confused people. Watson âburst[s] out laughing, out of sympathy for her merriment.âÂ
But Grant Munro looks at his wife, whoâs just run into the room, and says, âMy God! What can be the meaning of this!âÂ
His wifeâs backstory comes out. See, her first husband was African-American (sheâs got his picture in her locket, Watson calls him âstrikingly handsome and intelligent lookingâ) and the little girl is their daughter. (âDark or fair, she is my own dear girlie and her motherâs pet!â) She didnât think that a second husband would sign off on a multiracial daughter, so sheâs been letting the Scottish nurse raise her - until she just cracked, missed her little girl too much, and had to have her near, even if it meant doing dumb things like giving her a mask and evening gloves so they wouldnât accidentally start a rumor about an African-American girl living in the neighborhood.Â
And then - actually, Iâm just going to go to Arthur Conan Doyle (and Watson) for this last part:
It was a long ten minutes before Grant Munro broke the silence, and when his answer came it was one of which I love to think. He lifted the little child, kissed her, and then, still carrying her, he held his other hand out to his wife and turned towards the door.
âWe can talk it over more comfortably at home,â said he. âI am not a very good man, Effie, but I think that I am a better one than you have given me credit for being.âÂ
Holmes and I followed them down the lane, and my friend plucked at my sleeve as we came out.
âI think,â said he, âthat we shall be of more use in London than in Norbury.âÂ
Not another word did he say of the case until late into the night, when he was turning away, with his lighted candle, for his bedroom.
âWatson,â says he. âIf it should ever strike you that I am getting a little over-confident in my powers, or giving less pains to a case than it deserves, kindly whisper âNorburyâ in my ear, and I shall be infinitely obliged to you.âÂ
This is also such an excellent illustration of canon Holmes vs. fanon Holmes, like, society has collectively over the past 126 years decided that Holmes is a cool and collected badass, not a self-deprecating dumbass who GETS INTO FISTFIGHTS WITH JELLYFISH and had to evolve several different methods of GRACIOUSLY GHOSTING A CASE because his conspiracy theories once ended up creating a FARCICAL CLOAK OF LIES around perfectly logical social situations that could have easily been resolved by interpersonal communication,
CALL ME OUT NEXT TIME WATSON
KEEP THESE RECEIPTS FOR ME
IâM TAKING MY FRESH NEW CROP OF NEUROSES AND GOING TF TO BED
Neil Gaiman, American Gods
ngl, i never finished reading american gods, and this is exactly where i stopped bc i was like âthatâs it. thatâs the best thing ever written. there is no way this book is getting any better, so iâm just gonna go lament the downfall of literature for 10 years and maybe come back to this later.â
This was also my favorite part
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Iâm actually struggling with life in general. Most of my writing is journaling for therapy.
Iâm having an existential crisis and itâs new because before they were focused on not knowing where to go and now itâs I am where I should be but I want to leave and itâs hard because I am rooted now.
Aziraphale: When I said bring me something back from the beach I meant a conch shell!
Crowley, struggling to hold a seagull: Fucking say that then!
The participation college degree.
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how do people who read so much get anything else done? like cleaning? exercise? work?Â
hello writing friends
I was thinking of writing short stories instead of focusing on what to write a novel about. My writing background is almost exclusively roleplay/RP related, which means Iâm killer at characters, feels, dialogue, and internal journeys, but the plot was 90% of the time developed by my RP partner who is gone forever. I think short stories would help me develop plots more easily, but I donât know how to approach them, or what makes them different from a novel aside from the fact theyâre... shorter, and almost always more plot based than character based. (Sad face)
Idk which one is funnier