[luisonte]

Coño don limpio

[glitterhoney2]

mr clean off the shits

[lesbianralzarek]

am fascinated by the implication that this person thinks that a backflip clean out of his pants and onto a swing would be easier

[farlanish]

for him it is

[elodieunderglass]

CLEAN, OUT OF HIS PANTS

[dragonie]

“I suspect you have questions, Nerevarine”

(inspired by a discussion on twitter vjvjv but it wouldn’t be fair on all of you here not to curse you with it)

[dbzvelena]

um… that is Solas from Dragon Age Inquisition. Not a Elder Scrolls character.

[dragonie]

@dbzvelena​ don’t tell me you don’t recognise Lord Vivec, God-King of the Tribunal, when you see him :P

(for clarification: this all sprang up from a joke on my friend’s twitter comparing the two as cryptic bald-headed elven living gods hhhh)

[dbzvelena]

i don’t find the joke funny and considering Dragon ages isn’t bethesda property, to claim Solas is Vivec is property infringement and against the law when ESO acc promo-ed it. you made your beloved company break the law. Though imo its bad they didn’t even notice it wasnt Vivec, but a bad paint job.

[couriers-mile]

Question are you deranged

[couriers-mile]

@dbzvelena follow-up question: what’s a Dragon Age

[couriers-mile]

@dbzvelena​ follow-up question to the follow-up question: is this really good fanart of Vivec I made also a Solas?

[heartshapedbasil]

your man doesn’t have the mental strength to caramelize onions 

[maplebungus-deactivated20221118]

your man thinks it takes 5-10 minutes to caramelize onions

[dadbodbobby]

Who’s fucking carmelizing onions?

Have you sociopaths forgotten that apples exist?

[lestautism]

do you think caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions

[turing-tested]

you come to my house. you see this. 

“oh? you have kids?” “No” i reply. “…rabbits?” “No,” again I reply. you look closer. inside is a roomba. ‘its almost time to feed him!’ i say. your eyes ask a handful of questions, but you remain silent. i sprinkle a handful of dirt in the enclosure.

[mellifexfarm]

[headspace-hotel]

You can identify a fake redneck by their passionate support of “blue lives matter.” Real rednecks have been in at least one physical fight and/or high-speed chase with police officers and would do it again

[runyons6]

[britneyinventions]

Britney Spears invented anime in 2007 for her music video, Break the Ice, from her Blackout album. Anime is an animation style that exaggerates the size of the eyes and typically only represents the nose through its shadow. This animation style became incredibly popular in Japan, in part because the nation wasn’t large enough to provide the studio space required to create live-action films. Popular anime films include My Neighbor Totoro, Pokemon: The First Movie, and The Animatrix.

[crepvscvlar-deactivated20131030]

Britney Spears did not invente anime for shit you idiot. It was created in the 1980s, please shut the fuck up.

[tateyama-chan-deactivated201502]

no im pretty sure britney spears created anime she was actually a huge inspiration for the anime series Neon Genesis Evangelion look it up

[aerdeth]

Fun fact: the first “anime” animation was created in 1907 and was called “Katsudo Shashin”. It’s about 3 seconds long of a boy in a sailor uniform writing on a chalkboard.

[seiyuualice]

Besides, anime was around a LOT longer than what Britney created. :/ Do your research on the history of anime.

[sakjdfaksdjhfsakdjfhjasd-deacti]

no britney’s was the first

[feministimpala]

If you seriously say that fucking Britney Spears invented anime, you need to get other internet connection besides tumblr and whitegirlsarealwaysright.com because I think that’s where you are getting your dumb-ass information.

[sakjdfaksdjhfsakdjfhjasd-deacti]

britney spears invented anime and in fact founded japan

[heartwcrk]

Everyone who says Britney invented anime, please kindly shut the fuck up.  Do your fucking research, bastards, and stop being ignorant.

[swimminindafists]

[a-foolish-jester]

[phatwithanf]

I can’t read but the vibes this post gave me was that Britney Spears invented anime and it’s true

[fluent-in-lesbianism]

While feeding my fish I made a comment to my mom how one is getting a lil chubby and she suggested that maybe the fish was pregnant, but I had to break the news to her that both fish in the tank were boys and she goes “well maybe they’re gay, Natalie, did you think about that?” and I swear her tone was so perfectly condescending and Knowing™ that for a split second I actually felt bad for judging my fish’s relationship before I was like

[fluent-in-lesbianism]

[sunshine-tattoo]

same energy

[babyanimalgifs]

“Finally figured out how my tortoise was getting into the house all by himself!” 

(Source)

[babyfairy]

this video is incomprehensible

[rebelsofthe-neongod-deactivated]

cain and abel before the eyes of god

[fagderolo]

[sisterpolymath-deactivated20210]

i hate when vampires in media have a human partner and theyre like "i will never drink from you i couldnt ever hurt you like that" like why the heck not?? are you a coward?? whats the point of dating a vampire if they arent ever gonna cover your neck with kisses and then bite you and drink your blood? absolutely ridiculous and very unsexy send post

[afeelgoodblog]

Damn girl

[blackfemmejeanvaljean]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[callmedaddy-42]

[artissijamm]

HERE’S THE DUCKS.

[furbyhater]

you missed the best part 

[cause-boys-dont-cry-deactivated]

why the FUCK is there a big spider on my bedroom wall it doesn't look like any spider i've ever seen in my entire life what the fuck

[2-point-5]

are you sure it's a spider?

[cause-boys-dont-cry-deactivated]

yes i am it looks like this

[2-point-5]

oh that's a wolf spider. they taste like celery and pork and they aren't poisonous.

[cause-boys-dont-cry-deactivated]

why is it in my room

[cause-boys-dont-cry-deactivated]

and why do you know what it tastes like

[cause-boys-dont-cry-deactivated]

@sicklythiasus why do you know what a wolf spider tastes like

[2-point-5]

nom nom.

[cause-boys-dont-cry-deactivated]

what

[2-point-5]

yummy yummy in my tummy tummy

[cause-boys-dont-cry-deactivated]

when and why did you eat a wolf spider

[2-point-5]

band camp, 2019. there was an infestation. i started eating them to get rid of them. i have since eaten cockroaches, crickets, grasshoppers, and those little green grass spiders.

the greenies taste like vegetarian sausage.

[cause-boys-dont-cry-deactivated]

why was your solution to eat them

[2-point-5]

i mean, no one else was gonna.

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

[nflstreet]

[the-worm-man]

didn’t even realize it was a bot because this interaction is so human

[weirdmageddon]

dude kevin the sea cucumbers “hat” was actually his nuts and his goons fucking ripped it off

[weirdmageddon]

[xanthera]

#stephen hillenburg was a marine biologist #he damn well knew this