Better Latte Than Never

The Library is the worst group of people ever assembled in history. They're mean, conniving, rude, and extremely well read, which makes them very dangerous.

[bellygangstaboo]

As a news station it is VERY unprofessional to block someone because they call you out on your blatant lies and discrimination

[keeperofthetongatooth]

this is disgusting wtf 

[memes-r-memes]

Why do I find these so funny

[woppy42]

[jollyhollya]

Bibbity bobbity boo!

I had my own fairy godmother this weekend at comic con. So magical.

[justhere4coffee]

I slowed the actual transformation down 200% so you can see just how brilliant it is… From the first sign of the ballgown to completely changed takes less than 3 seconds. That is some epic-level crafting.

[jollyhollya]

@justhere4coffee thank you! Wanted it to be as quick a transformation as possible!

[cruxgalaxy]

I love this!

[teeny-tiny-taurus]

[edgar-thorn-deactivated20200514]

Bitch thats me

[a-titty-ninja]

[princesseblade]

how youtube makeup gurus be to me.

[shacklefunk-deactivated20220623]

exchanging grammatically correct emails with adults is the most uncomfortable form of human interaction in existence

[veraxplus]

People who unironically reblog this have to psych themselves up for 15+ minutes to make phone calls

[gravemom-deactivated20171207]

ur fucking right we do

[zackisontumblr]

cat: *meows in a distance*

my mom's voice from the kitchen: you want a tomato, you fool? you won't eat it

cat: *meows louder*

[acoolguy]

sometimes it’s annoying when your character can’t jump in a video game but how often do you jump in real life?

[questions-within-questions]

“Do you even remember the last time you jumped?” is a question I never anticipated leaving me feeling so hollow and terrified.

[babyanimalgifs]

I don’t know what’s funnier.. the baby elephant chasing the birds, or when he fell and ran to his mom xD

[imonlyadumpling]

Elephants are too pure for this world

[chroniclesofhal-deactivated2018]

I love the mums reaction like “I know what’s coming”

[squid-in-a-party-hat]

i got mad lmao

[regretroulette]

[part2of3]

Lego DC Comics Super Heroes: Justice League: Gotham City Breakout

[the-irish-mayhem]

why does every dc lego movie understand the characters on a deeper fundamental level than their live action ones

[doktorgirlfriend]

Brain: You’re a horrible, worthless, garbage person, and your life is going nowhere but to hell.

Me: I don’t know what the fuck you expect me to do about that at 11PM, my dude.

[sigurdjarlson]

Honestly humans don’t deserve dogs

[frankenbaby]

We sure as hell don’t, but I’m not going to be the one that gives them back.

[cheaphalloweencostume]

I love the sims because I love architecture, interior design, and playing god

[cheaphalloweencostume]

don’t even remember making this post but mood

[warandpeas]

Cute Baby

[inactiveaccount12345678]

My roomba is scared of thunderstorms

I was sitting at my desk just a few minutes ago, drawing, and a really loud crack of thunder went off–no power surges or anything, just thunder–and my roomba fled from its dock and started spinning in circles

I currently now have an active roomba sitting quietly on my lap

[systlin]

Humans will pack bond with anything. 

[apostatively]

I had a teenage girl come into my tea shop with her mother the other night. She purposely grabbed a teamaker in the most crunched-up looking box on the shelf (got banged around in shipment) and carried it protectively over to the counter. “If something’s in a damaged box I have to get it because I’m afraid no one else will love it,” she laughed nervously.

Not only will humans pack bond with anything, the empathy level of adolescent girls in particular likely has puppy-saving, world hunger-solving, war-ending powers.

[a-dull-glow]

I once saw a really bumpy lime at the grocery store, just a real ugly fruit. Later that night my boyfriend & I were driving home from rehearsal at like 11:30pm & passed the grocery store & I stared crying & he said “is it that lime? Do you want to go back and get it?” And I nodded and pulled the car around and bought the lime.

[your-friendly-neighbohood-black]

I saw this post once but IT GOT EVEN BETTER