The moment when...

[fiti-vation]

[mamabearteacher]

Lunch ideas

[mamafox18]

@magicalmissb I thought of you!

[andimtheteacher]

Needed this!

[onlyoneovaryohgress]

This could be the most useful post on tumblr I’ve ever seen. Ping @samiholloway

[monnichi-blog-aka-legend-of-sora]

Where was this post all my life?

[justaminorthreat]

I needed this so bad

[marisatomay]

If you’re ever somewhere past closing time and an employee says “it’s no problem take your time :)” they’re lying through their fucking teeth it is 100% a Problem and you need to go

[xbox420-deactivated20141118]

Keeping The Same Tabs Open For 9 Days Straight Because They Contain Information Relevant To Tasks You’re Too Lazy To Complete - A novel by me

[gothhabiba]

me, every single month without fail: huh weird I feel kind of bloated and lethargic but also very hungry??? and I’m breaking out??? and my back hurts??? this is so strange I have never experienced this before in my whole entire life… what could this be

me a few days later, every single month without fail: oh

[fonzworthcutlass]

You ever be so comfortable in bed, you start rubbing your legs together like a cricket?

[lets-do-the-time-warp-again-dea]

tumblr dot com posts are getting so relatable im convinced the government has 24/7 surveillance on me and is feeding it to me through this website to see if i notice

[collegiate-confession]

[shounenchild]

THETA APPLE PIE

[v171]

Imagine A Series of Unfortunate Events but with the Bobs Burgers kids.

[mylittlesecret259]

Being off tumblr for like 6 months and then coming back and scrolling through your old posts.

[mylittlesecret259]

Guess who's back bitches!!!

[sweetiekai]

i love when people rant to me like yes i am entrusted with your hate

[steamingmugs]

[sun-walkers]

IS THIS A FUCKING RAINBOW CHEESECAKE?????

I AM FUCKING MAKING THIS.

[avferreira-blog]

Original Video: How to Make Rainbow Cheesecake

[iamlanakane-deactivated20190711]

Reblogging for future reference.

[rcmclachlan]

I made a rainbow cake for my first college party. I covered it in black frosting and dusted it with white sprinkles so it would be very dramatic when it was cut into. The cake was thrown onto a table with a bunch of other desserts and kind of forgotten about; the host had taken it from me with a look of ‘I can’t believe this idiot freshman made a fucking black cake.’

Cue two hours later when someone cut into it and screamed, “JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, COME AND SEE THIS CAKE.”

After that, I had more friends than I knew what to do with.

[elfphy-deactivated20230608]

so I work at a library now and during training we were shown each section and how they’re organized bluh bluh normal stuff, until we got to the 680s and my boss sighed at this shelf nearly busting from the weight of a shit ton of yarn books. now you may be wondering “how much is a shit ton of yarn books exactly max???” well let’s just say it’s about 2 shelves worth crammed onto one. so when we got to this area my supervisor looked at us new pages and said in the most serious voice, “if anyone EVER gives you book donations never EVER accept donations of yarn books. EVER.” and we all laughed but deep down in the pit of my stomach I knew that was not a joke.

fast forward to a month later (today) and my shift starts pretty normally, I’m casually chatting with my co worker about video games and sorting books in the workroom when this couple walk into our workroom with big boxes saying they wanted to donate some books. so my coworker nods and says something about just leaving them there and he’ll grab our manager. so they put down these boxes and leave. so my manager comes along exclaiming how nice it is to get such a big donation and so she walks to the boxes, opens them, and starts shouting “JAMES GET IN HERE RIGHT NOW JAMES IT HAPPENED AGAIN” and so now I’m interested and I walk over and it just looks like boxes filled to the brim with books until I see the books all had library stickers on them and all have the numbers 680. so james comes running over and sees them and drops to his knees and starts shaking his head.

so then we got the details. apparently all libraries in my city all have too many yarn books and since you can technically check out a book and return it to any library and they’ll just shelve it there, all libraries just try and get rid of the books by tricking other libraries into taking them in. ways of this happening is staff from one library checking out the maximum amount they can of yarn books and dropping books around another library, or just viciously shoving these books through our returns, and now this, and apparently it’s a full out war with war maps and planning sheets written inside these yarn books. so please for the love of god never donate yarn books to your local library

[monswoon]

shulkie

[shulkie]

omg how dare! yarn books are precious!

[shrewreadings]

Yarn books. Like - books on yarn crafts? Or books made of yarn craft? Both?

And does this count as literary yarn bombing?

[bienenalster]

rayemars are these sorts of hijinx widespread among your people?

[rayemars]

My God I hope so.

[mylittlesecret259]

@babybackbitch ummm this would definitely make your job more interesting

[mylittlesecret259]

Fuck

Got let go from my job a month ago. Starting a new job tomorrow but I have exactly 0 idea how I'm going to pay for gas to get there until I get paid from said job. Stressing out is an understatement.

[novelconcepts]

I don’t want to live any longer in this world of “the customer is always right.” This is a world that shows the aggressive, the bull-headed, the cruel that they have full license to behave like beasts to get what they want. Half the time, they’re even rewarded for it; “here, ma'am, so sorry for the trouble, please accept this gift card–no charge.”

I want to live in a world that punishes these childish adults as you punish a toddler throwing a tantrum. No candy for you, Jimmy; you’re going home to bed if you can’t mind yourself in public.

Throw a hissy fit because your cashier isn’t moving as fast as you’d like? Find yourself gently escorted from the store until you can show some basic compassion and patience.

Hurl a pen across the table at your signing agent? You’ve just forfeited your right to refinance your mortgage this week. Try again when your temper is managed.

Scream obscenities at the Taco Bell rep because you know it’ll earn you a free soft shell? Here’s your money back; please feel free to play again when you’ve realized fast food is not worth more than the price of human dignity.

I am so sick of accepting–and, in truth, rewarding–these callous behavior patterns in customer service industries. The fact is, the customer is not always right. The customer is often just testing to see what he can get away with. Stop pandering to spoiled children, and show your employees they have more value than their red polo, or how much abuse they can withstand in a 40-hour week.

We are here to provide a service and to make a living.

We are not your punching bags.

[thekisforkeats]

What gets me about these policies is that it’s prioritizing one customer over all the others.

All the customers who don’t want to see or hear the tantrum. All the people waiting in line who have to wait longer because of the asshole being so rude.

Like, it’s actually not even doing what it’s supposed to do, it’s creating a bad environment for most customers in order to reward the jerks, and then encouraging more jerks.

[goldenheartedrose]

This, oh my god, yes. After I’ve dealt with a particularly awful customer, I’ll have another one tell me how sorry they are that I had to deal with it. This happens ALL THE TIME.

[mylittlesecret259]

Einstein Bros Christmas cup.

[greelin]

my response to “you should see a doctor” 98% of the time is just “haha yeah probably” followed by me not seeing a doctor

[mylittlesecret259]

me: *asks friend to do anything with me*

me: bUT IT'S TOTALLY OKAy if you don't want to i mean i know you're probably super busy actually you know what nevermind i'm so sorry i'm s