Ask the Mad Man

Welcome, Mortal, to the ISLES, THE ISLES! It's a lovely place to visit, I assure yo-- ah, why do I even bother with you puny mortals, you know why you're here, and if you don't...well, I assume you're lost. Don't worry though, you picked the most perfect place to get lost in.

[mylordsheogorath]

i come to check on this place and somehow have 414 followers i haven’t been on here in like a year or something wow you guys

[mylordsheogorath]

wow i haven't updated here in a long time but if your teeth are really itchin to see some silly sheogorath, please follow this blog, it's filled with some hilarious depictions of this unfortunate man

[pastelnebulas]

How To Make Haskill Look Not Creepy So He Can Kiss Your OC Maybe: A Shitty Guide by Yours Truly

Step 1: Hair

Get rid of that shit because it looks like a fuckin petrified weasel did a half halo on that bitch and died perfectly preserved

jesus fucking christ it’s captain picard let’s not do this

Add some nice 1940’s haircut to make people wonder what fucking timeline he’s from because we know this lil shit ain’t from theirs

and then, the icing on the cake

handlebar mustache 

that’s fukin it enjoy that shit

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"i don’t like sheogorat h no no on e is allowED  POST ABOUT HIMMM!!!!!1111111111//////////////////////"

[mylordsheogorath]

do you like bread

"Well bread in itself is rather, let's say, drab. I'd prefer it more with--"

[mylordsheogorath]

DO YOU LIKE BREAD, MOTHERFUCKER

"What did you just call me, lad? You're pushing your shitty mortal luck a little far--"

[mylordsheogorath]

BRMEABberaebareoubaeuREBEbrEBRABERABEARBREABERBEBRABEREABREADBREABREABREBARBERABREABRMEABERABREABREABREAB EOAEEBBREAB

"I don't have time for this."

[mylordsheogorath]

Er, Sir, I thought you had a bad intolerance to the toxins of Order knights. It's probably best not to eat those guts you nabbed.... It would be dreadful if our Great lord were to take ill.

[mylordsheogorath]

*rustles foil bag* Would you like some seasalt veggie chips, my lord?

"Why, don’t mind if I do!" he exclaimed eagerly, his eyes lighting up. A smile grew on your face, what an odd reaction for a god to have."Here, hold these please," he commanded as he dumped the rest of the delicious non-fat chips into your shaking hands. You were a little hesitant now but you decided against your good sense and just went along with him. Besides, it’d be rude to leave him after you just offered him food."May I ask one more thing of you?" You nod your head unknowingly, you really hope you aren’t going to regret this decision. Little did you know, sharing your food with a mad man was a terrible idea.

There was a sudden sharp pain in your abdomen, followed by, what seemed like, buckets of blood. He whole-heartedly laughed, “I just need a few of these! A snack for later, you see!” You nodded, now dazed from the sudden loss of your internal life force.

He smiled his cat-like smile as you fell lifeless to the ground, bagging the goods quickly.

And with a snap of the finger he was off, only leaving a friendly wave to your soulless body as he walked away.What a little shit.

[sheogorathvevo]

if sheogorath is so accepting, why is it that i, jyggalag

[mylordsheogorath]

／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼ contract?

"Oh my dearest incubator, it seems I've already been taken away by this interesting assortment of tomfoolery. I wished for apple-no-cherry pie, and here I am with an astonishingly stylish dress and the prettiest soul gem any mortal could ever ask for. Really, I do believe I got the better end of this deal."

[pastelnebulas]

[pastelnebulas]

Puella Magi Sheogorath Magica The crossover you never would have expected, Puella Magi Madoka Magica meets TES: Shivering Isles Expansion pack in an epic duel over convoluted order and radiant chaos. Prints sold here.

[mylordsheogorath]

My dearest darling mortal followers, it is a print now! Enjoy the riveting feel of victory in your own home! 

[mylordsheogorath]

DO YOU LIKE THE BOOTY

"Indeed, I love it."

[mylordsheogorath]

Rosalind Lutece: "Brother it appears that we have." Robert Lutece:"Found a most peculiar universe."

"Ah! Welcome to the Isles, Darlings, how have you been? I see Mora must have sent you from beyond the beyond to teach some of my ridiculous mortals the right tenses of their verbs. Truly, I have full faith in the two of you, please, move forward and do as you must. I promise you’ll love it here.”

[mylordsheogorath]

kittensceilidh replied to your post “Has somebody been watching too much Shoujo anime lately?”

hahah I love it, getting snugly eh ;)

Never in a million years with this nerd, he is such a butt and a half, especially to draw >O

[mylordsheogorath]

Has somebody been watching too much Shoujo anime lately?

"Rude."

[mylordsheogorath]

Is that your staff or are you just happy to see me?

"Of course! I’m always happy and ready to see my dearest and most favorite robot, you really know how to woo a mad man when you see him, let’s see…"”Sire, you’re drunk.”"NONSENSE!"

"…how did this get in my pants."